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Note to readers:
This story is an entry in the
Literotica Nude Day Story Contest 2024
. Feel free to read and vote and comment. All characters in sexual situations are at least 18 years old. The sex is consensual, hetero, and vanilla. The people in the story aren't necessarily attractive. If you can cope with that, then enjoy!)
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"I guess, somebody doing this," said Earl, working to find words, "would have to, just, not care."
"Something like that," said Penny, in the monotone that meant that most of her attention was going to something else. In this case, reading.
"About, um, appearance," Earl continued. His body seemed unable to decide between standing still, and pacing. "About what other people think. And, these days, if someone is taking photos, and putting them on the internet."
Relaxed on the sofa, Penny looked his way, and held up the brochure. "It says here that visitors can't have phones or cameras. They have to be kept in the locker room. The camp managers take pictures, but only of people who sign waivers."
"We don't know anything about this place!" said Earl with an edge of panic. "I deal with the public. I can't have people thinking that I run around naked!"
Penny kept a straight face. "You sell appliances. It's not like your customers would judge whatever you do on your own time."
Earl looked at his wife. Middle age had been much kinder to her than to him. Penny had been pear-shaped all along, so childbirth had not adversely affected her contours. Her bright eyes and ready smile tended to raise the spirits of nearly everyone. Earl worried that her attractiveness to others, to
men,
had increased--as she, and
they,
had aged. He was often unable to enjoy the sight of her, because he was convinced that she would leave him for another man. The chances of that, he believed, only grew with each passing day, and his own aging.
There was not much wrong with him, physically, but his body had never responded well to exercise. He had a weak chin, and a paunch was building. His hair was unruly, and now it was thinning.
Their kids had grown up and moved out. He wondered what reasons Penny could have for staying with him.
And now, she seemed willing to show her naked body to total strangers. Putting him in a position where he would have to do the same. Or else, she'd go to this place alone, and definitely draw the attention of men far more desirable than Earl Burbage.
Penny said, "This is at a naturist park that's been there for decades." She glanced at the brochure. "We'd also do this on what some people claim is National Nude Day. I'm sure that's just silly, but the camp is offering a discount then." She smiled. "So we might save enough to pay for dinner on the way home."
Earl didn't look at the brochure, but also couldn't meet Penny's eyes. "The money is
not
what I'm worried about."
"Jane's been there. She told me quite a lot about it."
"That's her sort of adventure," he muttered.
Penny side-eyed him. "What's that supposed to mean?"
He tried to wave it off. "Nothing. She's your friend. I, I shouldn't..."
She folded her arms, taking on her confrontational posture. "Speak your piece, Earl."
He was trapped by her. This released him from being polite. "Ever since her divorce, she's...out there. It's like she couldn't wait to be apart from Leonard, so she could, ah, do anything that strikes her fancy."
"Definitely. Leonard always tried to control her. Now, for the first time, she's enjoying life."
He needed a breath before he could go on. "Is that what you want, too?"
Her look softened. "I want to be your wife. Fortunately, I already am.
Also,
I want to enjoy life. Don't you?"
"I...I..."
Earl found that he couldn't answer that, as a simple 'yes' or 'no.' He settled for this: "I want us to be happy."
"You say that all the time," said Penny with a sigh. "I never know what would make you happy."
Silently, Earl conceded that he was usually on a spectrum between neutral and dour. There were so many things that could go wrong in life, and he could never ignore them. Through years of keeping a job and helping to raise children, worry had become his baseline condition. He hid that while at work, smiling and acting friendly to anyone who might be interested in a washer-dryer combo. He knew that when he dropped this act, at home, he merely subjected his wife to his darker moods.
"I don't have a problem with nudism," he said. "I just have no interest in it."
Penny felt the need to challenge that. "It doesn't scare you?"
"Of course not," he said, but less confidently.
What he didn't say, was that he thought being nude would likely bring him shame and ridicule. Not from Penny, whom he knew to be good-hearted, but from an imagined horde of Others.
Penny picked up her phone. "Jane sent me some pictures that the management took. Would you like to see them?"
"No!" he barked, with a shudder.
She tried to minimize the amusement in her look. "I could show you the ones of the park. Not the ones with Jane in them." She surrendered to a smile. "In all her glory."
He picked up the brochure. "Does the place look like it does in here?"
Penny looked at the phone, and scrolled. "Ah...it seems that way."
"Then I don't need to see them." He only glanced at the brochure. He was relieved that the people shown were depicted in a mostly-safe-for-work way.
"Earl, when was the last time you and I did something new, together?"