What happened in the Prologue:
Dr Matthew Connors is about to retire from his renowned urology practice when he gets a very interesting client, Jordan Marshall. One could say that Jordan's erectile problems stem from the way he ate an ice cream, meringue and raspberry dessert. However, that would be a gross of oversimplification. This is a story about Jordan's penis, a rhino horn, his incredible sex-life, a murder and Jordan's role in solving it.
What happened in Chapter 1
:
Jordan discovered that Jackie not only had soft womanly curves, but also had a very responsive and prominent clitoris. This turned out to be slightly problematic as Jordan was engaged to Barbara, a researcher working on a unique lie detector and she found Jackie's discarded panties on her desk.
What happened in Chapters 2-4:
Jordan is injected with an experimental lie detector by his (ex) fiancé. Pinocchio's nose grew when he lied. Jordon's cock grows when he fibs and it deflates when he tells the truth. While visiting his parents, Jordan's mother quizzes him about his (now ex) fiancé. Jordan tells lie after lie. Edith, the elderly house keeper gets the benefits of Jordon's Pinocchio-cock.
What happened in Chapter 5
:
Jordan makes a dinner date with his father. Once again his erection gets him in trouble. Edith, the housekeeper paddles his hairy bottom, while he thinks of his domineering mother. He takes Edith from behind.
What Happened in Chapter 6:
Becky wasn't put together the same as most other women, not only was she ominorgasmic, but she also had an extremely high density of pleasure sensors at the base of vagina. Jordan's dick was the first cock to stimulate these neurons. Each time he hit the pleasure patch Becky had to jerk away. The pleasure was overwhelming she couldn't take it anymore. However as soon as Jordan's battering ram was back in the more travelled areas of Becky's vajayjay she missed the feeling so much she thrust herself forward so that she crashed back onto Jordan's retreating weapon. This allowed Becky to get two substantial organisms per stroke. Although immensely satisfying to Becky it was frustrating for Jordan's massive cock.
What Happened in Chapter 7:
A large wooden rhino sculpture falls on Jonathan Marshall. He is instantly killed by the rhino horn which pierces his skull and in a freak occurrence produces his last erection. The newspaper headlines read
"Boston Banker Rises from the Dead.", "Wooden rhino horn results in lethal woody. (From Australia)"
and
"Prominent Boston Banker killed by Chinese Aphrodisiac."
What Happened in Chapter 8:
Jordan's mother has tweeked her hamstring. Her masseur cancels their appointment and she coerces Jordan to give her a massage. Janice has had more than a bottle of wine - she has lost her inhibitions. Jordan lies to his mother, which results in the biggest erection he has ever had. You can guess what happens next. In an incest chapter, a massively hard cock and a drunk mother can only lead to one thing.
Chapter 9
April 21, Thursday 12
th
day with erectile malfunction
There is no sex in Chapter 9. You skip Chapter 9 and just read the summary at the end of the chapter.
Rather than go to company law, econometrics and computer modeling classes Jordan decided to drive out to the Framingham airport and check out his father's plane. Perhaps he could find out more about his father by going to the airport and talking to people who knew him there. He would get his company law and econometrics notes from a lacrosse team mate, Tim later.
With his Mapquest directions in hand Jordan climbed in his SUV and headed to the Framingham airport. It was a crystal-clear spring day. Not a cloud in the sky, temperatures in the low seventies and birds singing in the budding trees. Jordan closed all the windows, turned on his air conditioner and played his Coldplay CD. Insulated from the world, his mother, the weather and the road, Jordan started to relax. All thoughts of Veritas and its possible consequences to his future sex and love life were shut out of his mind by the hermetically sealed gas guzzler. Pulling into a parking space at the Framingham Airport Jordan was happy to see that it was a small private airport. Jordan walked around looking at the planes and hangars trying to figure out which belonged to his father.
"Hi. Can I help you?" He heard someone call from the dark insides of one of the hangars.
"Yes, my father recently died, he has a plane here and I would like to have a look at it if you don't mind."
"That's no problem. I am Matthew Ching the airport manager, handy man and secretary. Who is your Father? And can I see your ID please"
Jordan told the manager who his father.
"Oh, yes. I read about his death. My condolences, your father was a great guy. Let me take you to his plane and let you in."
Everything in the plane was immaculately kept and ordered. The only thing of interest Jordan found was a logbook. Since last year nearly all the flights his father had logged were to the Groton airport.
Jordan went to find Matthew, he found him watering some plants.
"Are you done? Shall I lock up?"
"Yes, please."
"Find anything interesting?"
"No, not really. His log shows that he flew to the Groton/New London airport most of the time. Do you know why?"
"No. He never spoke to me about where he was flying. Sorry."
"Oh well. I think I will drive down to Groton and see if they remember him."
Three hours later Jordan confirmed that his father had indeed frequently flown to Groton. No one remembered him though. A very sympathetic airport manager suggested he talk to the rental car agents. There were two of them, Avis and National. Avis had no record of his father ever renting a car. Jordan had more luck with National. His father had rented a sub-compact four separate times and had always returned the vehicle with less than 50 miles on the odometer. The rental agent thought she remembered Jonathan.
"Why don't you go to the restaurant, around the corner on the left and ask them. I seem to remember him spending sometime there," the National car rental agent told Jordan.
The Hungry Flyer had two customers sitting at the bar drinking.
"Can I have a Sam Adams Spring Ale please?"
"Sure coming up." The bartender looked like Lyle Lovett on speed, about six foot one with a wild curly mop of black hair, a large patrician nose and a very animated out-going manner.
"Are you waiting for the Philadelphia flight?"
"No, I am here to find out something about my father. He died last week and I have just found out that he came to Groton on a regular basis. The woman at the National car rental desk thought she has seen him here. Here are two pictures of him, his name is Jonathan Marshall."
"Hey Dude. Isn't he the guy who got zapped by the rhino and got a massive boner. That's so rad." The boozer with the Eminem tattoo at the bar said.
"Yes, that's my dad. Have you seen him here?" Jordan asked the bar tender.
The Lyle Lovett look-alike seemed a little shaken.
"No, I haven't seen him. I am the manager here and spend most of my time here. If he had come here, I would have remembered. The car rental agent must have been mistaken."
"I suspected so. I guess I wasted my time here. Bye."
Jordan's drive back home was uneventful.