After my Literature in Film lecture, I grabbed some take out at The Hong Kong Garden Café and headed home. I was on cloud nine. I knew I shouldn't be. What was happening between Leah and I was wrong. I wasn't even sure what that was. But everything screamed, 'Yessss!"
The city streets looked cleaner, the passing people looked happier and all the sights and sounds were melodiously beautiful. What did Harry call it? Twitterpated. A perfect word. I changed into sweats and ate the best tasting Chinese I'd had ever eaten. As soon as I was done, I called Harry.
"Harry, it's Marty."
"Hi, doc."
"Help!"
"Holy shit, doc. You don't waste any time. What happened?"
"After lunch, I cut across the campus and ran into her. We had a long talk."
"Okay. Go on."
"Damn, Harry. We nearly burst into flames. At least I did. What'll I do?"
"What do you want to do, Martin?"
"Ask me at one time, and I'll tell you one thing. Ask at another time and tell you something different."
"Doc, you have to decide what you want. It sounds like you've picked the fruit. Now do you want to take a bite?"
'Harry, maybe I'm the fruit about to be bitten."
Harry laughed heartily.
"It doesn't get any better than that, doc. You both take a bite at the same time. That's my idea of heaven."
"Oh boy. So what are the rules?"
"Aha! He slowly lifts the fruit to his lips."
"Very funny. What do I do?"
"I can't tell you. Not without her. You both need to know the rules. If she doesn't get it, it won't work. Do you remember Don Jenkins? He taught in the math department years ago."
"I remember."
"He taught me the rules. Just this way. He made me and my lady friend sit down, and he spelled it out. Straight up. Later he taught me what to do if she needed dumping. That is, if she doesn't keep the rules. That becomes a problem. The rules must be kept by both parties. If she's special, that won't be a problem, but still it needs to be said."
"Wow, Harry. Slowly he sets the fruit down and thinks about it." Harry laughed.
"You do have to prep her, of course. You don't want to drop her into a discussion of the rules without letting her know where she's headed."
"Okay, so let me see if I have this right. I prep her first, then the three of us sit down and you lay out these rules?"
"You got it, doc. You're halfway to a bite of forbidden fruit."
We hung up, and I sat back and pondered what Harry had told me. I certainly felt like I had crossed some line of no-return. The prospect of being intimate with Leah was too powerful for me to deny. I had lost control of all my sensibilities.
I flipped open the screen on my lap top, and as soon as my e-mail window popped up, the in-box started pinging. I scanned through them, picked out two from Leah, and clicked on the earliest one.
Hi Marty. Those clouds are under my feet right now. I'm feeling really goofy. My roommate thinks I'm drunk or high. LOL (Don't worry, I won't say anything about how I feel and why.) I've attached a picture of me, so you can think of me when you're all alone and lonely. xo
I opened the attached picture, and her face filled my screen. Her beauty overwhelmed me, and my eyes became misty. Her crimson lips; curly red hair and eye brows; a thousand freckles; blue eyes to swim in.
I opened the second e-mail from Leah. Of course, it was a poem.
I've trapped a feeling;
It's deep inside my heart;
It's intoxicating;
And I stagger like I'm drunk;
Should I take a another sip,
Or drink a great big gulp?
I clicked
Reply
.
Hi Leah. Filling your face with my computer screen has my heart racing to the moon.
Can you put on some dark clothes, stuff your hair up into a hat and discretely come over here? We need to talk and take a sip together. Or maybe a great big gulp.
325 Prescott. It's only two blocks from campus. I clicked
Send
.
I'll be there in forty-five minutes. xoxoxoxox
I raced through the house tiding things up. I jumped in the shower, brushed my teeth, combed my hair, threw on some clean sweats and made one last pass through the house. That took thirty minutes. For fifteen minutes, I paced more nervous then a groom at his wedding.
Almost exactly forty-five minutes later, she knocked on my front door. I opened it, and she floated in wearing black jeans, a heavy Navy pea coat and a Cubs baseball cap that completely contained her red hair. She stopped in the center of the living room, faced me and held out her arms.
"Dahdah! I made it. Flying in stealth mode." She laughed, removed the baseball cap and shook her head, spinning her curls out to frame her face. She undid the buttons on her coat. I jumped foreword and took it off her shoulders. Underneath she wore a loose fitting Cubs jersey.
"Thanks for coming over here like that."
She continued to smile.
"It was fun. I'm just...really glad you asked me."
We stood grinning and staring into each others eyes.
After a few long moments, she said, "Yes, you can."
"What?" I asked.