They called themselves, for reasons that became apparent, Katherine and Petruccio. She was 43, he 47. They were an educated, sophisticated couple, slightly nervous although that was commonplace with many who came to us. Sitting together on a couch facing us, they made an attractive pair. She crossed and uncrossed her legs two or three times. Good legs. I imagined running my hands up the calves, under the skirt, encountering cool flesh above the stocking tops. I hoped Katherine and Petruccio wouldn't be a couple who disappeared never to return.
Led by Anna's gentle questioning, they explained it was a second marriage for both. They claimed their sex life was active and reasonably varied. So why had they sought us out? Petruccio answered, "Well, there are - things we don't do. But we talk about them and we can't agree."
Shrewdly, Anna didn't instantly enquire what those 'things' might be. We had learned to move slowly, building confidence and a certain arms-length familiarity on both sides before getting to the point. Rushing fences had proved unsatisfactory. Closing her notepad, Anna asked them to watch the video. When it finished, I asked if they wished to continue. They said they did and seemed disappointed we were asking them to go away, discuss the video and come back again. In a week's time? Reluctantly, I thought, they agreed to wait seven days.
"Well," I asked Anna when we were alone. "What did you make of them?"
"Promising. You really fancy her don't you?"
"I could."
"You must learn not to moisten your lips with the tip of your tongue - it's such a give away. What were you thinking about - getting your hand under her skirt?"
"You know me too well. Anyway, did you succumb to his charms?"
"Like you - I could. But I think I'd have to be careful."
"Why?"
"Well, they didn't call themselves Katherine and Petruccio by accident. If you know your Shakespeare. Or your Cole Porter."
The penny dropped. "Of course! We're meant to think 'Taming of the Shrew.' Which must mean spanking, yes? You think that's what they can't agree about?"
"No, I don't. I think Katherine and Petruccio was a clue to what they do like - planted to see how smart we are. My guess is he likes to dish it out and she enjoys taking it. I may be wrong but I wouldn't be at all surprised next time if she doesn't finish up across your lap with her pretty arse in the air."
"You noticed - the rear view?"
"Of course. And so did you."
"Of course. But if that's what they don't agree about, what is it?"
"Interesting to find out - I thought I picked up a hint while they were watching the video."
"Which was?"
"Wait and see."
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Seven days later, Katherine and Petruccio were back sitting on our couch looking as though they had arrived for a board meeting. Both were in dark suits, formal in the extreme. Katherine was exquisitely made up, her outward demeanour cool and self-possessed. Her skirt couldn't have been called short but it revealed enough to confirm my memory of excellent legs. I noticed that Anna, facing them, had allowed her own skirt to ride up slightly and her knees were parted. I knew she was wearing pale lemon knickers with a wide leg, favourites of mine. Petruccio, when I asked what thoughts they had had since their previous visit, leaned forward towards Anna and made no pretence of looking anywhere other than under the hem of her skirt. Only then did he answer.
"We wondered if we might ask you the same thing. For instance, have you thought about our names?"
Direct and to the point. No signs of nervousness this time. Few of our clients took this approach. Perhaps it was a test of our credibility. While I hesitated, Anna answered, calmly responding in kind. "Yes, of course. Spanking is a more frequent form of foreplay than many people realise. Is it something new for you?"
She looked at Katherine but Petruccio continued to answer. "No. We both find it arousing. Have done almost since we first got together."
"I take it you do the spanking?"
"Yes."
"It helps that you're so frank. Not everyone we see feels comfortable discussing interests that may seem to them a little unconventional. But if you are both happy with Katherine across your knee, obviously that isn't the reason you have asked to see us."
"No."
"So let me put this to you. If it isn't unreasonable to progress from admiring the female bottom, as many men do, to chastising it, then it's always possible that the next stage is a desire to penetrate it. Would I be right in thinking anal sex is the subject on which you disagree?"
A tiny gasp was the first sign Katherine had given of losing her composure. "How did you know?" she asked.
I felt it was time I made a contribution, remembering to refer to Anna by her assumed name. "Mia is remarkably observant," I said. "While you were watching the video last time, the untrained eye would probably have noticed nothing. But Mia picks up even the tiniest indication - eyelid movements, a change in breathing pattern." There was something in this but largely it was the sort of jargon we produced to show our 'professional expertise.' Mostly it was no more than shrewd guesswork, although of course, after seeing a number of couples we had some experience to draw upon. This time Anna had hit the jackpot. Even so, these were more intelligent clients than we usually encountered; I decided not to let them dwell on Anna's supposed powers of perception. "But that's not important. We need to know how you see the problem."
"Let's see if I can help." Anna had also weighed up our clients and had decided to continue taking the direct route. "I guess, Katherine, you are pretty adventurous in the bedroom. Anything that turns on Petruccio, turns you on. You can stand a little pain when he spanks you - in fact, you welcome it. But so far you have been content with vaginal sex? Oh, and oral, I presume."
Katherine nodded.
"Now he has suggested anal sex and you are afraid it will hurt. Am I right?"
"Yes. I mean, pleasing him is important to me. But - " The thought remained unfinished.
"Have you tried?"
"Only with a finger."
"And how was that?"
"It's hard to say. I can't really say I liked it, but at the same time I was aroused. I didn't know whether I wanted to go further, so we didn't."
"But," her husband added, "when Katherine says she was aroused, it was more than just that. When we fucked it was as though she had been starved for days." He smiled. "Which she never is."
"Well, then - what do you want from us?"