"Wow!" I exclaimed, looking at my neighbor's daughter. "You look gorgeous!"
I had known Meagan and her family since I moved into the house, about 10 years ago. Her parents were about as good as it gets for neighbors, and I considered them friends as well. Meagan and her older sister Beth were good kids, and it was enjoyable watching them grow into beautiful young ladies. I hadn't seen her since she went back to school after the holidays, about a month ago.
"Awww, thank you Kurt!" she exclaimed as she walked across the lawn to me. "Yesterday was my 21st birthday, and today's Valentine's Day, so Mark's taking me out tonight for a celebration!"
I was never crazy about her boyfriend, but hey, this wasn't my daughter, so my opinion was rather moot.
"You're 21?" I asked, faking shock. "Holy CRAP, I feel old!"
"Oh, stop it," she said, giving me a hug. "You're not old, and you know it!"
"Aww, thanks, Meagan," I replied. "You're sweet. A terrible liar, but you're sweet."
She laughed and slapped my shoulder, and then twirled around for me.
"You really think I look ok?" she asked.
A tall, thin girl, Meagan, like her sister and mother, was gorgeous, and had done some professional modeling. She was a little thin for my personal tastes, but again, that was my personal tastes.
"You look better than ok," I told her as my eyes wandered up her long, thin legs to her short skirt, and then further up her torso, over her small breasts, and up to her face. "You look amazing."
"Thank you!" she squealed, giving me another hug. "I have to go back in and finish getting ready. I'll see you later!"
"Have fun tonight," I told her.
"Oh, I will!" she laughed. "My parents left this morning to go into the city for a Valentine's weekend, so I've got the whole house to myself for two days!
"Oh boy," I laughed. "I didn't need to know that!" I told her.
She laughed, and started walking back to her house.
"Hey, do you know where he's taking you?" I asked. "If you don't mind, maybe I'll stop by and buy you a birthday drink."
"Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "I'd LOVE to have a birthday drink with you! I don't know where we're going for dinner, but I'm sure we'll wind up at the Watering Hole."
The Watering Hole was a favorite spot for the younger crowd in this area, so I knew that I wouldn't stay very long, but I told her that I hoped to see her there.
*****
Later that night, after stopping off for a few beers at my favorite local, I went over to the Watering Hole to buy Meagan her birthday drink. The doorman gave me a look as I walked in, not even bothering to check my ID.
I walked up to the bar to order a beer. To my surprise, I knew the bartender, and described Meagan, asking her if she'd seen her.
Donna, the bartender, pointed her out toward the end of the bar.
There, I saw Meagan, arguing with some drunk guy that was not her boyfriend. I took my beer from Donna and started walking to the other end of the bar. As I got closer, I could see that Meagan had been crying, and this guy was obviously starting to annoy her.
"Is there a problem, Meagan?"I asked, placing my hand on her arm as I reached them.
"Who the fuck are you, Gramps?" drunk guy slurred.
"Yeah," Meagan replied, looking at me with relief. "This asshole won't leave me alone."
"Hey! Asshole!" drunk guy yelled. "I asked you a question!"
"Piss off, son," I told him very calmly.
"Fuck you!" he yelled, trying to push me.
"Son, you should walk away, right now, before you hurt yourself," I told him in a very calm, even voice.
"You think I'm afraid of you Gramps?" he laughed.
"Son, I think you're to stupid to be afraid, which is a very BAD thing right now."
"Quit calling me 'son!'" he yelled. "I'm not your son!"
"You're right," I replied. "My son is smart enough to know when to shut up and walk away. You, unfortunately, are not."
Just then, two bouncers the size of mountains walked up behind drunk guy.
"Is there a problem here?" one asked.
Drunk guy started screaming something about me threatening him. When he was done, the bouncers looked at me.
"I came up to buy my neighbor a drink for her birthday," I calmly explained to them. "When I got here, it seemed rather obvious that he was bothering her and wouldn't leave her alone, so I politely suggested that he leave. That's when he started yelling at me."
They both looked at each other, and then at Meagan. "What happened?" one of them asked her.
"What he said is the truth," she told them, looking at me. "I kept asking this guy to leave me alone, but he wouldn't." As she spoke, I noticed that she was slurring her words a bit.
Without another word, they took drunk guy by the arms and led him out the door. I then looked at Meagan and asked her if she was alright. She started crying, and told me that she needed to use the washroom.
Just then, Donna walked up behind the bar.
"Is that really your neighbor?" she asked, handing me another beer. "Or are you trying to pick up the drunk little hottie?"
"No, she's really my neighbor," I laughed. "I'm a bit too old to try and pick up someone that age."
"I don't know about that," Donna said. "I'm a lot younger than you, and you asked me out."
"So what happened with her?" I asked, ignoring her comment. "Why was she crying?"
"I don't know, but about an hour ago, she came in with another guy, and right after I gave then their drinks, they started arguing. He left right after that, and she started crying. I have no idea what they were arguing about," she said.
"Oh boy," I replied. "What did the other guy look like?"
Donna then described Mark perfectly, and I started having a bad feeling.
"How much has she had to drink?" I asked.
"This is her fourth or fifth drink here," she responded, motioning to the drink I bought her.
"Ok, thanks," I said, handing her a $10 tip.
"So, am I ever going to get to see you again?" she asked
"I think that's quite possible," I told her, smiling. Donna and I had briefly dated a couple of years back, but stopped because our work schedules just couldn't match up.
"I'd like that," she told me as she walked off.
I watched as Meagan came walking back up to the bar. It was obvious that she had fixed her makeup when she was gone, but her eyes were still puffy, red and glassy.
"Are you ok?" I asked as she sat down.
Without saying a word, she picked up her full glass and downed the drink.
"I don't want to talk here," she said, turning toward me. She looked like she was ready to start crying again.
"Ok," I replied. "Do you want me to take you home? Do you want me to take you someplace else?"
"No, would you take me home?" she asked, placing her hand on my arm. "I don't have any other way to get there."
"Not a problem," I told her, offering my arm. "C'mon."
I led her out the door and started walking toward my truck. As I helped her into the passenger seat, Meagan had to spread her lags a bit, giving me a view almost to her panties.
I shook my head as I walked around to my door, and then got in.
Before I could start the engine, Meagan started bawling.
Not knowing what else to do, I put my arm around her shoulder, and held her as she leaned into me.
"Oh. My. God," she sobbed. "What an asshole!"
"Who?" I asked softly.
"Mark!" she yelled between sobs. "The son of a bitch broke up with me!"
"Holy shit," I breathed. "Tonight? On your birthday?"
"Yes!" she yelled. "The bastard told me he's been sleeping with someone else, and now she's pregnant! SON OF A BITCH!"
"Oh geez," I said. "You guys were together for a long time, weren't you?"
"Six years!" she yelled and sobbed. "BASTARD!"
"Oh, Meagan, I'm so sorry," I told her, rubbing her arm and shoulder.
"He told me that I wasn't pretty enough, or 'sexy' enough, or good enough in bed, so he started fucking some slut," she sobbed. "He's the only guy I've been with!"
The more she went on, the more I wanted to find the little asshole and beat him, but I knew I had to take care of Meagan before I could think of doing anything else.
"He's an asshole," I told her. "He doesn't deserve you. He got what he deserves in the slut."
We sat there for a couple of minutes, and I continued holding her as she cried into my chest. Finally, she stooped and sat up a little.
"The drunk guy I was arguing with," she told me, "was Mark's cousin. The son of a bitch was trying to pick me up!"
"Oh shit!" I said. "I knew I should have hit him!"
Sitting up further, Meagan looked at me.
"Tell me the truth," she said softly, "am I pretty?"
Looking at her, I had to shake my head.
"Are you serious?" I asked just a little louder than I intended. "Are you pretty? Meagan, you are what I call 'scary beautiful.'"
"What's 'scary beautiful'?" she asked with a confused look on her face.
"You are so beautiful, most guys would be afraid to ask you out." I explained. "As much as they would want to take a shot, the first thing that would go through their mind is, 'There's no way that chick would ever go out with me,' so they would back off with out even trying."
"So, if you were my age, would you ask me out?" she asked.
"Honestly, I might be afraid to, too," I told her.
"Although I would spend a lot of time fantasizing about you," I said. The words came out before I knew what I was saying.
Meagan had a stunned look on her face for a second. "Really?" she asked. "You would fantasize about me?"
"I'm sorry, Meagan," I stammered. "I never should have said that. I must have had more to drink that I thought."
"Aren't you the one who taught me, 'En vino, veritas?" she asked.
"Yes, I am," I said softly.
"So, that means you think I'm sexy, too?" she asked.