It took some convincing but I managed to convince my husband to let me go to Fort Lauderdale with my best friend Gwen. She had just gotten divorced and needed some attention, attention that would come very easily to her given how gorgeous she was.
I wanted her to go slow, though, so before hitting any clubs we went to a comedy club for an "open mike" session. Laughter, it seems, helped fuel Gwen's libido. "Come on," she said. "Let's go have some fun."
Gwen and I squeezed into our rented compact car and headed for one of the hottest spots on the Intracoastal, a two-story nightclub with a raucous dance floor on the top level and a quiet, dark romantic lounge on the lower floor. I was painfully aware of Gwen's short hot orange miniskirt and her long legs sticking out of it, embarrassed by the comparison with my own black elastic band slacks. My outfit, I reminded myself, was at least very comfortable and I was in relaxation mode, not
getting hit on
mode.
Gwen was aware of nothing but a loud AC/DC song blaring from the car radio. When we pulled up in front of the club, she tossed the car keys to an attendant, grabbed the ticket from his hand and dragged me by the hand up the stairs to the dance floor. It took less than ten minutes for someone ten years younger than Gwen to sidle up to her and invite her to, as he said,
get down
. I smiled at the site of my best friend wiggling her butt and jiggling her breasts as she tried to keep up with the young crowd writhing to the beat of some music she didn't recognize.
I saw him out of the corner of my eye, a young man in a blue dress shirt and red tie walking toward me. He stuck out like a sore thumb in his outfit, but he looked, I decided,
nice
. A little square, perhaps, but nice. I was certain he would walk right past me, but instead he stopped.
"Hi. I'm Chris. May I join you?"
I hadn't expected such quiet politeness from a man at the club, especially such a young man, a young man who, with his dark hair, dark complexion, dark eyes and bright smile could probably have any woman he wanted. I judged him to be in his early twenties and wondered what exactly he wanted with
me
. "Sure. I'm Keiko."
"The way we're dressed," Chris said, "you and I seem to be the only two people in here who aren't cruising."
I laughed. "You mean to tell me that you're not cruising?"
"Uh uh. I mean, I'm interested in meeting someone interesting, and you seem interesting."
I laughed again. "Me?"
Chris smiled. "You seem, unlike most of the women in here, like someone who I could actually converse with. Let me order you another of whatever it is you're having and, if you don't mind, tell me about yourself."
I stifled a giggle. This young man, this
boy
, was so old-fashioned, and I loved it. "I'll have a gin and tonic, thank you." I paused to determine what information I would offer about myself, deciding to avoid anything associated with my age or, certainly, my marital status. So I made some stuff up. "I'm an elementary school teacher. Second grade. How about you?"
Chris paid for the drinks and shrugged. "Software support. Very boring. But I'm interested in what you do. It seems to me that second grade--the kids are seven or so, right?--it seems to me that's when kids become totally obnoxious."