During this time as the Baby Maker, I met and helped many women and couples who all wanted to be mother's and parents, however, there was one or two who came to me for various other reasons, they were odd and unusual reasons and often I turned them down, but then, against my better judgement, I agreed to two that I just couldn't say no too.
The first happened because of my now minor celebrity status, it was running high at this point, and as I said before, I was regularly getting asked to talk to journalists, radio hosts and pod casters.
On this particular day, I had been asked to be on a pod cast run by a guy, who clearly wanted to be like the old shock jockeys of the eighties and nineties, his shows were all ways quite controversial from what people had told me, and he loved getting guests on and then winding them up to see what would happen.
Anyway, I had been warned by several friends and family not to do it, but on the phone the guy seemed quite polite and charming, so I thought, well why not, how bad could it be.
I soon found out, as on the day of the recording, I arrived at an ordinary looking red brick home which belonged to the pod casters obviously, and after greeting me cheerily, Terrence led me through to his back garden, where he had converted a large wooden shed into a recording studio.
Stepping inside he had painted the square room just a plain blue, and had a large round wooden table in the middle of it, and several cheap office chairs around it, and sitting on the table were a couple of mics and his recording equipment.
Terrence then politely asked me to take a seat, before he then stepped back out of the room, I had no idea why, and after a few lonely minutes, he then returned with a young woman in tow.
She was actually quite a pretty woman you could say in the unconventional sense, she had long brown hair pulled back by a clip behind her head, revealing her fairly pale plain face, but she appeared to have exciting green eyes and a smile that seem to be pleased to see me.
Her body was tall and slim, and she wore a blue short sleeve blouse and black tight skirt that barely touched her knees, and high heels, and as she followed Terrence into the room, he introduced her to me.
"Steve, this is Amanda, a friend of mine. Amanda, this is the infamous Baby Maker!" he said almost dramatically, like he was introducing a wrestler to the ring.
"Hi!" she said politely to her.
"Hi!" she replied back, before she strolled around the table and sat down next to me.
As I wondered why she was sitting with us, Terrence then turned on his recording equipment, and after doing a few mic checks, he then began the session, and keenly introduced me, and Amanda, to the listeners, before he then started to ask me questions.
"So, Baby Maker, I asked you on to my show today, because you claim... you've impregnated fifteen women, but have you really?" he asked sounding rather sceptical.
"Well, actually its Twenty two now, and I really have!" I replied back, correcting him.
"Really?! Because, no offence, but you look like a bit of a loser, no offence, but you're no Hollywood hunk, are you?" he then asked.
"Yeah, I know I'm not a classically handsome guy, but that's not what women come to me for. I help women to get pregnant, so they come to me for my sperm, not my looks." I replied back, trying to explain the situation fully.
"Just as well!" replied Terrence cheekily back, before he then asked "So, do you have a big dong?"
I chuckled politely and then replied "No, I'm not massive, but I am bigger than most, I think."
"Really?! Because I'll be honest here, you look like you would have a small one, doesn't he Amanda?" Terrence then asked his friend.
Amanda who had barely said a word by then, then leant towards the mic and with a smile replied "I'm not sure, but if he whipped it out, he could prove it!"
"Yes that's a good point! Come on Baby Maker, get your dick out, and prove us wrong!" Terrence then said eagerly.
I started to see why my friends had warned me about this guy, he was a bit of an ass on air, but I didn't want to look like a liar either, so I replied back "I really don't think that's necessary."
"Oh come on Baby Maker, prove us wrong, or are we right?" Terrence then said goading me some more.
I really didn't want to get my cock out in front of this guy, just to prove him wrong, but then Amanda said "How about you just show me, under the table?"
I glanced at her, and she smiled keenly back at me, and then after glancing over at Terrence, who sat waiting for me to reply, I replied reluctantly back to Amanda "Okay."
Terrence then began excitingly commentating to the listeners as I began undoing my jeans, still sat in my seat, and once I had, I pushed them down a little, and let Amanda see my soft length, dangling between my thighs.
"Well?" Terrence then asked curiously, from the other side of the table.
Amanda peered keenly down at my limp hanging cock, and after a moment, looked back at Terrence and replied "It looks reasonably big, but it's not erect, so it's hard to tell?!"
"Okay, well there's one way to really check, isn't there?" Terrence then said, before he looked at me and said keenly "Could you make it erect Baby Maker? Could you show us what you've really got?"
"I'd rather not. I thought I was to here to talk about what I do?" I replied back, beginning to wish I hadn't come on this show now.
"We are talking about what you do, or do not..." he said a little sceptical again, before he then said "I'm just trying to establish if it's your sperm or your dick that really attracts the ladies? So just get it hard for us, and answer the question!"
I stared firmly back at him, a little annoyed now, and was almost ready to walk out, and I think Terrence knew it, because he then suddenly changed his tactic and said "Okay, Okay, how about this. Look, the real reason I asked Amanda on the show today with you, is that Amanda wants to get pregnant, right?"
He then glanced at his friend, and she smiled back and replied "Yep!"
"See, so how about, live on the show, you do your thing and get Amanda pregnant, and prove to all of us, that you are as good as you say you are?" Terrence then said keenly looking at me again.
I stared back at him not sure what to say, I really didn't want what I do, to become sort of seedy thing, but if Amanda was really keen to get pregnant by me, I guess I should help her out.
So, I looked at her, and asked "Do you really want to get pregnant?"
"Yep!" she replied with an eager smile.
"See! So are you up for the challenge Baby Maker? Can you perform under pressure? Is the world renowned Baby Maker as good as he says he is? Come on man, prove us wrong! You know you want too!" Terrence then said goading me again, from the other side of the table.
I stared at Amanda again, and she smiled keenly back at me, clearly waiting for me to reply, and after a long pause, I finally, reluctantly replied "Okay, if you really want to get pregnant?"
"Yeah, I do." she replied back.
So, despite my better judgement, and I wasn't really thrilled about doing my thing in front of Terrence, for his ratings, I took a deep breath, and then said "Okay, let's do this then."
