Hey people thanks for letting me tell you about the Amazing Mrs. C. I hope you weren't bored. Oh listen, if any of you run into my mom please don't tell her about this. And never tell my best friend! I guess I should have written it down for my grandkids someday. Oh wait, I did! Ok here's chapter 2.
My Saturday had gone exceptional well until Mrs. C's phone had sounded an alert and she quickly abandoned me in a panic. Now that's not to say the image of her running towards the patio door wearing only her suntan, wasn't burned into my brain. She left me sitting with a lot more than sunscreen on my hands. The smell her wet pussy had given me what seemed like it would be a permeant problem of being around her, my cock was rock hard.
Now am I the only one who remembers the ads for The ED meds? You know the one about if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours. Well I was seriously wondering where the nearest ER was, and exactly what the treatment for that would be. Lord knows all my hands on home remedies hadn't helped. The timing of her phone hadn't helped the situation.
At about the same time as I heard the garage door closing I saw her bikini bottoms lying just outside the sliding door to the kitchen. I was like either a super hero or cartoon character as I quickly moved to get the tiny bottoms, which might have caused a huge problem if Mr. C saw them first. I had visions of a jealous husband cutting off a very important body part of mine. Hey wait, I remembered clearly he said I should just spend the day with his "old lady."
My mind was contemplating how uncomfortable living in my truck was going to be. I kept busy the rest of Saturday trying to avoid my landlords. Luckily I had seen Mrs.'s list of things to get done on the weekend. I didn't recall seeing lying by the pool and getting an orgasm on that list. Guess that was a bonus. I kept busy cleaning and marking chores off Mrs. C's list.
Suddenly the door from the kitchen opened and Mr. C appeared. I was relieved he wasn't carrying a weapon of any kind. He looked to be all dressed up. "Hey Dan, we're' going to dinner with friends, just make yourself at home." "Thanks have a good time." At that moment I felt like, I don't know; jealous. That's pretty sad huh?
I watched as his wife walked past the patio door headed to the garage. She had on a white sundress with a darker burgundy floral print. Her shoulders were bare except for the small strap holding the dress up. . It hit just above her knees showing off her tanned sexy legs. The dress hugged her body exposing that hour glass shape. Of course she had on sexy flip flops. As she walked to the door she glanced my way smiling. When she passed I could see how the dress went between those butt cheeks. My mind was trying to record her image and once again the rocket was moving to the launch pad.
Well I did what every nerdy momma's boy does when he feels rejected. Yup I called my mom! Much to my disappointment she answered the call with" It's about time you called!" "I thought you forgot about me." I thought about explaining that I had my hands full of my cock but instead I just said " I know Mom, I just got really busy." As we talked it became obvious that her life could go on with me in different state.
Much to my pleasure as we talked I found a special treasure in my pocket. OH YEAH, those tiny white bikini bottoms had been out of sight but not forgotten, tucked away in my pocket. . I bet you can imagine I was now a little distracted from the conversation with my Mom. I stretched out the bottoms and noticed that they were a bit wrinkled but also, that wet spot which had been between her legs had dried but still very visible. Her sexy smell still lingered and the memory of her naked body when she rolled to her back had my head racing.
Once again my semi stiff cock was swelling. Ok I guess I must be a real prize of a son. Talking to my mother on the phone holding the bottoms of a lady I had only met less than a week ago, with a cock that was growing. My mind was consumed with the memories of the last couple of days, yet distracted with memories of my adolescent youth.
Alright now guys, am I the only boy who ever discovered his mom's underwear in her clothes hamper? And Mom's, was my mom only pretending to not know how her panties got into my dirty clothes? I didn't think so! Oh and moms, did you really not know that when you leaned over in that special top us boys could see the gates of heaven?
I soon needed desperately to get off the phone from my mom. Ok I know she gave birth to me and did so many things for me but my mind couldn't keep a conversation because all the blood had left my head and had rushed to the male brain between my legs.
Finally, I was off the phone. I quickly got naked and stretched out on my bed. I couldn't decide if wrapping the bottoms around my stiff body part or sniffing them was the right thing to do. I guess I took too long to decide as apparently the command to fire the gun had sent the projectiles flying prematurely up and over. . Once again I was wiping a mess off my sheets.
I was a bit disappointed Sunday morning when I didn't get a wakeup call from my landlord. I wandered down the stairs half hoping I didn't walk into an ambush from an angry husband. "Yikes!" I walked almost head on into Mr. C. "Good morning Dan." I smiled a cautious smile "good morning, Mr. C." To say Mr. C seemed less than happy might have been an understatement. As he gently placed his golf bag in the trunk of his car he warned me "The old prude is on the war path, better stay clear."
As I watched his car drive away my mind was asking if we should go back up and put on my body armor. Wait, I didn't have body armor. Oh well! I decided to be brave and face the possibility of meeting a hostile female just behind the door.
I went to the kitchen and looking into the next room I spotted the hostile lying on the couch. Wait she didn't look all that dangerous. As I looked closer, no war paint, no veins protruding from her face and her eyes were not flashing red. As a matter of fact she looked, let's see, how would I explain it? Peaceful, sexy, H O T! Yup that's it.
There on the couch laid the beautiful Mrs. C sound asleep. She was lying on her back, wearing a light gray silk night shirt. That shirt had buttons up the front of which, she had the bottom few unfastened. The gray silk bikini panties matched the shirt and were cut high up the sides showing off her tanned hips. The silk exposed her protruding nipples. The shirt hung open just above her belly button. That sunken place between her leg and pelvis was very visible. Her panties hugged every curve and once again her panties were damp between her legs. Her right leg was bent at the knee and her foot was touching her left leg. Her long slim left leg and sexy foot was uncovered. Her mouth was open and there was clearly drool in the corner of her mouth. Some of her hair was plastered to her face. OMG did she look amazing,
Once again I had a growing body part. I couldn't take my eyes off of her. I continued watching as I made coffee. Then found a seat at the snack bar that gave me a good view. I had gone grocery shopping and decided to put some cinnamon rolls in the oven. Oh yeah they were made from scratch. I scratched open the container and popped them in the oven.