This is a true story that took place in San Francisco, in the early Eighties.
I love San Francisco -- a great party town. They have all these great bars and restaurants in the North Beach district, which is the Italian part of town, and also the old beatnik part of town. Jack Kerouac & crew used to hang out there, about ten or fifteen years before the Haight-Ashbury scene happened.
Of course by the time I got there, the happenings in the Haight Ashbury were long gone & forgotten, the Seventies had come and gone, and the gay scene was the big deal. In those days, it was not unusual to be having a conversation with a woman -- not necessarily in a bar but anywhere; in a coffee shop, a delicatessen, a department store, a bank even - and at some point in the conversation, she'd put her hand on my forearm and say in a quiet voice, "God, I hope you're not gay," and bingo there and then I'd know I was getting laid. There was that much a shortage of straight men in that town; women were literally starving for cock.
It was a Friday night and I was down in North Beach at the Savoy Tivoli, and for some reason I was wearing a suit. I can't remember why, because I didn't ordinarily wear a suit for my work -- I was a working as a draftsman at a civil engineering office and it was business casual, even back in those days. Well for whatever reason I was wearing a suit and I was making quite an impression on this lady.
She was older than me - I couldn't tell how much older in the dark bar, she was in her thirties at least - and she was with this guy who seemed older than me but younger than her; late twenties perhaps. He was wearing a suit and looked like what we'd call a 'metro sexual' these days; the kind of guys who worked in the financial district.
Never mind him, more about the lady; brunette, her hair cut short in what used to be described as a 'pixie' cut, kind of long in the back but not quite a mullet. She had a narrow face, narrow nose; quite beautiful, she made me think of Sheena Easton who was big at the time. She was shorter than me, which is not extraordinary as I'm a big guy, taller than most people I meet. Anyway we were talking and I could tell she was really interested in me when she put her hand on my forearm and said the magic words; "God, I hope you're not gay." Bingo!
I was a bit confused, however, because she was with Neiman Marcus. I thought maybe he's gay and they're just friends or something, although they seemed to be a couple.
I replied, "I can assure you, ma'am, that I am not gay. I am one hundred percent straight, and I'm only interested in chicks, girls, women, dames, babes, broads, and members of the female sex."
This earned me some laughter. Her escort was in the men's room at this point and she said, "Do you have a pen?" I handed her a ballpoint. "Roll up your sleeve."
"Huh?"
"Roll up your sleeve," she repeated, "I'm going to give you my phone number."
I pulled up my suit coat sleeve, unbuttoned my cuff and offered her the inside of my left forearm. She wrote her name and her number. Her name was Sheila, which is Gaelic for woman, of course.
"There," Sheila said, "call me tomorrow morning." All I had to do was shake my arm and my sleeves were back in place when her date showed back up.
Long story short I called her up Saturday morning; we got together the next day and went out for Sunday brunch, and ended up at her place in the late afternoon. Sheila lived in an apartment in one of those old Victorian row houses that are all over the place in San Francisco.
Needless to say we spent the evening banging the night away.
This is what I learned of Sheila; she told me she was 45 (she could have been older), she was New York Irish, she'd lived in San Francisco for almost twenty years, she was studying to be a nutritionist, and she loved my cock.
Sheila had a great body. Very white skin with a sort of soft-but-not-smooth feel to it, like the way red-haired freckled people's skin sometimes feels. Her boobs were nice and semi-firm, a bit more than handfuls. I've got big hands; I'd estimate them at about 34C. She had a bit of weight on her ass and thighs but not unpleasant, even though she was a bit self-conscious about it.
"You have a beautiful body, Sheila."
"Oh, I need to lose weight. My ass is too fat." "Not really," I said honestly. "It's nice to have something to hold on to."
"Oh, you're the nicest guy, Sean." This was followed by a big smooch, a long, slow wet French tongue kiss. We were naked in bed as this took place. I moved down to nibble and kiss her nipples, which were as hard as a pair of acorns. Sheila held me in her arms, sort of like she was nursing a baby, as I paid attention to her pert pair.
My lips traveled further south, licking and kissing my way down to her mound. Sheila's pussyhair was cropped close, narrowed down to an inverted, truncated triangle; she was shaved completely bald from the clit on down. I had never encountered a 'Brazilian' before and I was quite taken by the brazen sexuality of the way Sheila chose to groom herself down there.
I nibbled and licked at her nether lips. Her clit poked out of her puffy pussy lips; as I gently tickled and licked her clit, her pussy opened up and her juices flowed.
Now her clit became hard and erect like a tiny, prehensile penis. Sheila moaned as I sucked on her clit, and as I sucked I began fingerfucking her wet hole with two fingers. Sheila began thrashing about as I tortured her lovebutton. She had her fingers run through my hair, pressing my face against her pussymound as she rode my face. I sensed at least two powerful orgasms as her pussywalls clenched about my fingers, and her lovejuices flowed like water.
Sheila finally pushed me away. "Enough," she gasped, panting. "It's too sensitive."
I wiped my face by kissing her gently all along her inner thighs and her neatly trimmed pubic hair, before moving up to kiss her on the lips. I was up on my elbows over her, Sheila had her arms about my neck as we kissed long and slow, a true soul kiss. My hard rod prodded at her wet pussy.
The feeling was fantastic; I just kept it there, poking in just the head, not even to the ridge, and then pulling back to poke against her clit and torture her some more.
We broke our kiss. Sheila looked in my eyes and pleaded, "Please, Sean . . . please . . . fuck me . . .?"
With that I rammed my rod home. Sheila gasped, and then she took straight off, riding my rocket ship to Planet O.