Friday
Submerged beneath the water, I heard screaming. I planted my feet on the floor of the pool and stood.
"Sandy?" A woman called out.
The sun's rays warmed my upper body as I felt water repel down my torso. I pulled my goggles off and squinted in the sunlight. Near the swinging gate to my, well, my parent's, technically, near their gate I could make out a feminine figure standing a foot or two into the backyard.
"Who are you?" She asked, taking another step forward. "Where's Sandy?"
Holy shit - it was Mrs. Roanoke. She'd been my mother's neighbor since right after my dad moved out. I was eight when she moved in and a little over a decade later she was still stunning. She wore a sundress, like she always did. I still remember the way her body would silhouette in them during the summer, showing off her firm yet curvaceous body. I spent most my junior high years convinced that if I stared hard enough the dress would be struck translucent and I'd be able to watch her boobs bounce as she ran, or her ass jiggle slightly with each step.
Today she had to be in her 40's and her cheeks has lost their roundness, yet the rest of her hadn't. Her once full, blond tresses that fell past her shoulders now bounced in tight curls, framing her face. Mrs. Roanoke's chilling blue eyes hid themselves behind sunglasses, but immediately I remembered what it felt like to look right in them. How it felt like she could see right me to my core and easily suss out any time I had broken a rule when she babysat me.
"Seriously. Who are you?"
Yanked from my reminiscing, I yanked off my swim cap.
"Mrs. Roanake, it's me -- Jeremy. Sandy's son."
"Jeremy?" She pulled off her sunglasses and took another step closer. When recognition hit her face, she held her hand to her mouth and laughed. "Oh my god. I didn't recognize you. It's been years."
"Yeah, it's gotta be at least three years. I started living with my dad the summer after sophomore year."
Her eyes darted across my body. In those three years I had changed as well. I went from being awkward and chubby to a confident, collegiate swimmer. Granted, it's a D3 school, but the training gave me broad shoulders, strong pecs, and an impressive core.
"Wow," she said, gulping. Her eyes shot back up to my face. "I mean, wow, I can't believe it's been that long. Are you here for the summer?"
Watching her scan my body made me smile widely. Because the pool was waist high, she couldn't tell that I was wearing my official swimming gear. That is, a snugly fitting Speedo that had become one of my main sources of confidence.
"Yeah, my mom said she'd pay for off-campus housing if I stayed her with her this summer. But, of course, she then promised her work she'd go conference hopping for most of my time here."
"Oh. Shoot. I wanted to check with her about staying in the spare bedroom this weekend. I just found out my house has to be fumigated, like, now, so I won't be able to stay here until Tuesday night."
I was fighting not to stare at her cleavage. Her boobs were always so perfect, so round. They swayed slightly when she moved and constantly caught my attention.
"You can totally stay over. Stay in my mom's room. I was planning on lounging around and eating a bunch of junk food and watching Netflix all weekend anyway."
"Are you sure? I don't want to crash your fun, college lifestyle."
I laughed.
"My 'fun, college lifestyle'?"
"Yeah, like throwing a kegger and stealing another college's mascot or something."
"I go to a school at a liberal arts school, not the 80's"
Now it was her turn to laugh and for her smile to widen.
"Wow -- calling me old. You're really rolling out the red carpet for me here."
"C'mon, " I said, enjoying this back-and-forth. "I'm just a dumb college jock who doesn't know any better. Stay over, have some pizza, watch
Parks and Recreation
with me. Who knows, if you play your cards right, I'll even let you buy me a six-pack."
"Looks to me like you've already got a six-pack, sport."
She blushed after saying it, clearly unsure if it was appropriate. Sensing my opportunity, I took a step forward in the sloping pool. I lifted my bulge into her sightline as the water fell to my mid-thigh. For a moment, she was transfixed. Realizing what she was staring at, she then looked seemingly everywhere else, trying to cover up her gaze.
"I'm done with my laps," I said. "Do you want me to help you grab anything next door and bring it over?"
"No," she said, looking to my right for no reason at all. "No. I think I'll be fine. Why don't you put some, why don't you, ah, why don't you order some..."
"How about I'll order some pizza and get Netflix loaded up. I'll leave the front door unlocked and you can come over whenever you're ready."
"Yes. Thank you. I really do appreciate it."
She pivoted, somewhat awkwardly, and left the backyard, leaving me to wait for her return.
The night was turning out to be fun, but uneventful. In all honesty, while I did enjoy catching up with Mrs. Roanake, er, Diane, as she asked me to call her (and she looked incredible, even after she changed into some soccer shorts and a baggy tee), I kinda wanted to spend the weekend smoking the weed I picked up from my dealer at college.
Diane had loosened up over the course of the night, especially after her fourth glass of white wine. So, I decided to be blunt with her, pun somewhat intended.
"Hey, so I feel weird asking this," I started. "But since it's just us kids, would you wanna smoke a preroll with me?"
"A preroll? She looked at me, eyes squinting, seemingly trying to figure out what I was talking about.
"Oh," I said, getting off the couch and moving towards my backpack that still sat in the front hallway. I started searching through the front pocket. "A joint. Y'know. Weed."
"A preroll. I get it." She smiled. "You college kids and your cool terms."
"Yeah," I said, snagging my sandwich bagged stash. "Our cool college terms like 'weed' and 'preroll.'"
"In my days we called it a joint and it was always at least a quarter oregano"
"If your weed has oregano in it, it's called The Olive Garden."
Her blank stare let me know she had no idea what I was talking about.
"I'm just joking," I said. "It's not one of my cool college terms."
She smiled, and for the first time there was just a hint of something besides laughter in it.
"You've become really funny," she said. "Okay. As your former baby sitter, I feel I should say 'No.' But, as someone who's feeling pretty good after a-" she picked up the wine bottle off the coffee table and shook it to indicate its emptiness. "- a full bottle of wine, I feel I should tell you this wouldn't be my first time smoking weed in your mom's home."
"What?!" I fished out a joint and a lighter and returned to the couch where Diane lounged, her loose body language showing how relaxed she felt. "You and my mom used to smoke?"
"No," she said, blushing again. God, how was this beautiful woman so damn cute, too. "It's worse than that. I used to smoke when I babysat you."
"What!?" I said again. "You mean you were high when I would do my Lego plays for you."
"I mean I wasn't high out of my mind or anything. But, the plots of those Lego plays weren't really crafted with a woman's perspective in mind. It was all underwater adventures or spaceships crashing on water planets," she said, straightening herself as I took the first hit.
I passed it her to and she took a hit like a champ and passed it back.
"Whoa -- I can't believe this. Not only were you high when you were responsible for my well-being," I said with mock outrage. "But now you're trashing my Lego plays. I'll have you know those plays were critically acclaimed."
"Oh really. And who were these critics?"
"Well my Eeyore stuffed animal for one," I said. I could feel the fuzziness behind my eyeballs, meaning the weed was starting to kick in. "And before you say 'Oh, he's just a stuff animal,' he did get a Winnie-the-Pooh-litzer in 2008."
We both laughed, hard. Clearly the weed was having an effect on her, too. Her shoulders became a little slumped. The end credits to the latest
Parks and Recreation
played on the TV. We had plowed through a solid six or seven episodes already.
"Oh boy. This fun college weed is a lot stronger than I'm used to. Do you mind if lie down?"
Before I could even answer, she grabbed a pillow and resituated herself with her head on top of the pillow, which she placed propped on my right leg.
"No," I said softly. I started to feel warm. At this angle, I could see down her shirt pretty well, and her cleavage was enticing. I felt the beginning of my dick beginning to grow, which made me nervous as her head was now perilously close to it and I was wearing basketball shorts.
Almost immediately, though, she was out. I heard her breathing deeply as she opening credits to the new episode faded out. I finished up the J, then switched from watching the TV show to glancing at her boobs.
They were so full, so round, so perfect. I could see the white lace of her bra, which really kicked me into overdrive. Immediately, I felt my dick getting mischievous. I did wear boxer briefs under my shorts, so luckily it was well contained, but as my cock grew, my soft underwear began to actually feel good against my most sensitive parts. The weed was
really
kicking in.
I lost track of time because it seemed like the end credits started again almost immediately. All night, we had been adjusting the volume, because they were so much louder than the show itself.
The noise woke Diane. She lifted her head slightly, blocking my view down her shirt.
"Where's the remote?" She asked.