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MY 200
TH
STORY!
This one is for the 2024 Summer Lovin' Contest. As always, your votes and comments are much appreciated.
Just so you know, this is a bit of slow burn. I hope you enjoy it.
Everyone in this story is over the age of eighteen and more than happy with everything that's going on.
KATIE
Gerrard Duprat wasn't a bad looking guy, if you were into slightly portly balding blow bags.
After listening to him drone on for almost two solid hours, I wondered again how I'd managed to let myself get roped into having to sit through dinner with such an overbearing twit.
But considering he was one of our top clients, and he had asked my boss if the two of us could meet over dinner to discuss his account, I didn't really have much choice but to agree. At least if I wanted to work my way up in the company.
My boss Joan, trying to console me, had chuckled and said, "Come on, Kate, take one for the team. I've had lunch with him a few times, and it was fine."
Fine, my ass.
I kept sneaking peeks at my watch, thinking that he'd have to come up for air sooner or later. But since he was talking about his favorite subject - himself - I don't think he planned to give his mouth a rest even long enough to do justice to the ridiculously expensive Chateaubriand he'd ordered for us.
When he winked and lifted his wine glass, I wondered what he planned to brag about next.
"This was an excellent year for this Cabernet Sauvignon, don't you think? And of course, being a true wine connoisseur, I would know. Did I happen to mention, after I finished high school, that I spent a summer working at a French vineyard learning everything there is to know about the art of producing a quality wine?"
The man was so pretentious he made my skin crawl. I knew one thing, this had better be a one and done. No way could I ever sit through another evening like this.
I had to fight not to shudder when he leaned in, looked deep into my eyes, stroked the back of my hand with his stubby little fingers and murmured, "You know your eyes are the exact color of the Star of India sapphire?"
"Uh... no. I had no idea."
He smirked, looking pleased with himself. "Well, I'm also a certified gemologist, so you can take my word for it. You've got the most striking blue eyes I've ever seen. And they're a perfect foil to that silky, blonde hair and flawless complexion. Of course, I studied gemology, amongst other things in college..."
As he droned on about his college days, and all his accomplishments, I happened to glance over at the table beside us. That's when I noticed that the very handsome-looking man facing me, was giving me a knowing smile.
Curious, I listened in for a moment, and I realized that his date sounded every bit as boring and pretentious as good old Gerrard.
Except, she had the most simpering high-pitched voice, like nails on a blackboard. "My little sweetie, Miss Priss, will only eat one brand of luxury cat food. And I can't tell you how shocked I was when I discovered that it had been discontinued. I've tried other brands, but she won't even taste them. Now I've not only got to find her a new bed, since she's outgrown her old one, but I've also got to find her some new food that she'll eat. It's just so stressful, I don't know what I'll do."
When we noticed we were both rolling our eyes skyward at the stuff we were having to listen to, we almost broke out laughing.
As our dates prattled on, we kept exchanging glances and teasing little smiles. And suddenly, thanks to the hottie at the next table, the evening didn't seem so bad anymore.
I was even able to tune out most of what Gerrard was nattering on about, as he claimed he'd almost made it onto our Olympic team in something to do with horses. I'm guessing, probably cleaning up after them.
I thought the man at the other table lucked out, when his date got up, slipped her purse under her arm, and announced, "I just have to visit the powder room. I won't be long." Until I watched his eyebrows shoot up to his hairline, when she patted her bag, smiled and told him, "And when I get back, I'll show you a few pictures of my kitty. She's such a little princess, she just loves wearing hats."
As he watched his date leave, the way he was shaking his head, I wondered if he was thinking of calling over his server, so he could pay the bill and leave before she got back.
But when he lifted his gaze and met mine, the way he smiled into my eyes let me know that he wasn't going anywhere, at least not yet.
Just then, Gerrard's cell phone buzzed. When he pulled it out of his suit pocket and took a look at the screen, he nodded, looking pleased. "It's my stockbroker. So, I'd better take this outside. But I won't be long, I promise."
"That's fine. Take your time," I said, doing my best to keep a smile pasted on my face, though it was starting to feel pinched.
Once he was out of earshot, the man at the other table chuckled. "Sounds like we've both landed dates from hell tonight."
"He's actually just a client. And this isn't really a date."
"And Celeste is my neighbor's sister. He was supposed to be taking her out tonight, but something came up at work and he had to cancel. He asked if I'd mind having dinner with her, since she's visiting from out of town, and would have had to eat alone."
It seemed like we were in the same boat, trying to find a way to call an end to the evening.
Then we both grinned, and I could almost see the wheels going around in his head as we racked our brains, silently plotting. Surely, if we put our heads together, we'd be able to come up with a way to get out of this thing we'd been both been roped into.
"How about if we act like we're old friends who haven't seen each other in a while. And I offer to take you for a coffee after, to catch up," he suggested.
"You know, that might work. Gerrard drove me here. But if we say we're planning on going for coffee, I'll just tell him that he doesn't have to worry about getting me home. And hopefully that will be the end of it."
"I'm Jamie, by the way," he said, with a very sexy grin as he extended his hand.
"And I'm Kate," I said, surprised at the little tingle that went through me, the moment we touched.
I noticed he had a definite twinkle in his eye as he gazed into mine and remarked, "I'm no gemologist, but I've got to agree, you've got very pretty eyes, Kate."
"And I think yours are a very striking shade of green."
Suddenly, he lowered his voice and warned, "Head's up, here they come." I straightened in my seat and looked straight ahead, hoping Jamie was a good enough actor to pull it off.
"Well, things are looking up," Gerrard said, beaming, after talking to his stock broker.
Then I watched repulsed, as he scarfed down a few more heaping forkfuls of his dinner, shoved his plate away, and wiped the gravy dripping off his face with his white linen napkin.
"Glad to hear it," I said, cringing, as I watched him gulp it all down with a big swig of wine.
"Did I get it all," Gerrard asked, pointing at his face.
"You've got a little glob of something under your right eye," I said, pointing out the bit he'd missed.
"I know, I'm a messy eater," he said, chuckling to himself, as he swiped it off with his finger, then stuck it in his mouth and licked it clean!
Not even sure what to say after that, I just nodded, hoping it was almost over, so I could go home and try to forget it ever happened.
As soon as his date had taken her seat, Jamie looked over at me, and sounded genuinely surprised when he said, "Kate, is that you? Wow! I haven't seen you in ages."
"Oh my gosh, Jamie! What a small world. Yeah, it's been a few years, hasn't it?"
Gerrard was looking put out as we kept chatting, till Jamie finally suggested, "Look, why don't we go for a coffee after this, and catch up?"
"Oh, I'd love to," I said, and I really meant it, too, since he seemed like he'd be fun.
Celeste, looking none too amused, turned in her seat to glare me down. Her thick dark eyebrows nearly joined in the center, she looked so angry.
While Gerrard was anxiously clearing his throat, to get our attention. "Actually, I was just about to order coffee and dessert," he said, giving Jamie the side eye.
"Oh, that's okay. Dinner was great, but I don't think I could eat another bite. But thank you for inviting me out, Gerrard," I said with the biggest smile I could muster.
Though he didn't look too pleased, he nodded and signaled for the bill. While Jamie and I fought really hard to keep from laughing, now that we'd pulled it off, and found a way to end our dates.
"Well, I'm just glad I drove myself here," Celeste sniffed, staring down her nose at me.
"No worries. I'll walk you out to your car," Jamie said, even offering her a smile as he gestured for the waiter to bring their bill, since they'd also finished their dinner.
Celeste nodded primly. "Thank you. I'd appreciate that."