Prologue
"Mr. Rasmussen," I said, putting as much anger as I could into my voice, "I am NOT interested in being nice, in compromising, in settling."
When he started to speak I raised my hand, outstretched, fingers up, the universal "stop" signal.
"Mr. Rasmussen," I started again, drawing a calming breath, "I am the one being traded in on a little blonde ball of fluff half my age. Let me be as clear as I can. I want to be absolutely certain that the last fucking I give him is better than anything he'll ever get from her. I want the house. I want the car. I want the furniture and the art and the dishes and the pool table and the fucking CAT! And I don't even like the goddam cat. Got it? If you don't want the job I'll just start back on Google and search 'divorce lawyers near me' again."
He held up his hands in surrender.
"No mas Mrs. Morgan," he said, chuckling, "I'll be happy to work with you, so let's get to it."
Six months later the divorce was final and I got pretty much everything I wanted. He would keep paying for the house, I kept everything in it except his personal stuff. I didn't even let him have that that absolutely terrible art he liked so much, an abstract that was supposed to be, well, hell, I don't know what it was supposed to be. Anyway, I kept it and when everything was final I burned the damn thing in the backyard. There was no alimony involved, but I DID get 49 percent of every dime his practice made and it was stipulated that a CPA of my choice would audit him annually to make sure he wasn't hiding anything.
Then I packed a small suitcase, loaded up my little blue PT Cruiser convertible, lovingly and expensively restored and modified so I had the turbocharged engine and a five-speed transmission. As far as I know, it's the only one like it.
Anyway, I loaded up and set off on a fuck and suck tour of the country. I figured to go border to border and coast to coast. I had plenty of money so I took off with just a small bag and my debit card. At that time I had never heard of Jack Reacher, but I was pretty much pulling a Reacher.
Chapter One
It was a bar, just a roadhouse, something out of the Patrick Swayze movie of that name. Just like a thousand like it I had been in during the past three years. I settled onto a barstool, ordered a screwdriver, and turned, elbows hooked on the bar, to look over the scene.
At a little after five, it wasn't busy yet. It was easy to spot the regulars, they were the sad-looking ones. There was a pool table, a jukebox, a few dart boards on one wall, the old-style bristle boards not those new plastic numbers, and an honest to God 20 foot shuffleboard table. I couldn't help the grin that spread across my face as I remembered my cousin teaching me to play when I was 14.
"Buy you a drink?" he asked, easing onto the stool next to mine.
I turned my head and looked him up and down, slowly, making it obvious. I almost laughed, he was such a perfect Marlboro man. Tallish, I guessed six-foot, making him about a half foot taller than me, a mustache Sam Elliot would have been proud of, and nice, almost musical baritone voice. Here in Wyoming, where I had been for the past two weeks, I figured he would be either a miner or a cowboy.
"Depends," I said, meeting his eye, "are you a good fuck?"
His eyes went a little wide and then he grinned. "I like to think so," he said.
I hopped off of the stool and offered my hand. "Let's find out," I said.
When he hesitated I said, "come on cowboy, either shit or git off the pot," doing my best western voice.
He accepted my hand and I led him out the back door.
Over the past three years, I had learned to scout a new bar. This one was pretty typical, with a back door that opened out onto a small parking lot. My little blue car was back there, discrete in the shadows. I went to the car bent over, lifted my skirt, and put my hands on the little hump the tiny trunk made.
When nothing happened for a few seconds I looked over my shoulder and said, "come on big guy, or don't you want a barfly like me?"
I heard his zipper and knew I had him.
He was big, not huge, but big enough that I was glad I had been generous with the vaseline before I left the motel room. He fit nicely and it turned out, he was a good fuck. He lasted a reasonable amount of time and when I felt the tension of his release I was right there with him. I rarely have to fake it.
When he softened and slipped out I stood, not bothering about the slickness leaking down my thighs, and turned.
"Thanks," I said, "I'd take that drink now."
I had seen the word "nonplussed" written before, but this was the first time in my experience that it fit.
He looked nonplussed for a moment and then held out his hand.
"Wes," he said in that wonderfully laconic way of western men.
"Susan," I said, accepting the handshake, "Sue to the world or, if you prefer, SueFromDenver, my screen name on a lot of sites."
"Pleased to meet you, Susan," he said, "now for a drink. I seem to be a bit parched."
I giggled a little and we walked back into the bar, companionably.
"So tell me, Susan," he said, turning to look at me after our first drink, "what, exactly are you trying to prove and to whom are you trying to prove it?"
Which made me laugh.
"To whom?" I managed when I got myself under control.
"Why shucks, ma'am," he said in a western twang so thick it was hard to understand him, "some of us hicks ain't stoopid, why hell, some of us even got us one of them college edyoukayshun things (I'm trying to spell it like he made it sound)."
I laughed again.
"Just livin' the life, cowboy," I said.
We drank in silence for a few minutes while we both processed.
A few more customers came in as the clock worked its slow way around and finally I pulled a ten-dollar bill out of my handbag and went to the jukebox. I let my hips twitch in time to Blake Shelton singing about "Cotton Picking Time" and sort of giggled when another hip started bumping against me. I looked over, expecting to see Wes, but instead, there was another cowboy. Well, anyway, a cowboy-looking guy.
He was youngish and pretty obviously full of himself.
"Come on good lookin'," he said, "let's dance."
I flashed my best "fuck it" grin and said, "honestly, I'd rather fuck," and started heading for the back. I couldn't tell if he was following me and, if we're being honest here, I didn't much care.
At my car, he finally arrived but wanted to talk.
I did the turn around and lift my skirt thing, and leaned against my car, hands on the trunk, ass available.
"Take it or leave it," I said.
I waited a long 30 seconds and when he didn't move I pushed off of the trunk, said "fuck it," and headed back to the bar.
I brushed past him on the way. He said something but I wasn't really listening.
I was halfway down the hall, past the bathrooms when I felt his hand on my arm. I had been expecting it so it was just an exercise in mechanics, a move practiced thousands of times in a dojo, to lock his thumb with my hand, forcing his wrist into an awkward angle and giving him no choice but twisting and bending at the waist. Otherwise, his thumb would have been broken.
"Junior," I said, "grab me again and I'm breaking it."