Damn! I am dreading this long ass trip, alone. The fucking holiday traffic, people can't fucking drive. Why am I so damn angry? It's the holidays again, woo-hoo. Blah, I hate the holidays. I am never filled with cheer and good fucking tidings! So here I am, forcing a happy face and cheery voice as I make my way south for holiday celebrations.
My car is packed with brightly wrapped packages and bottles of wine. There are dog treats and goodies for all the other pets. I packed some provisions for myself, some good smoke to keep the nerves at bay, some munchies to take care of afterwards. I have my playlist ready as well as a few audio books to get me through, and off I go.
The weather is a little iffy as I pull out and head for the highway. My tank is full, tires good, new wiper blades, everything should be fine. It's only like a twenty-four-hour drive, nothing I haven't done before. I'm tooling along. And jump off onto the state road, the two lane stretch that runs sort of parallel to the main highway. It's not as busy and hopefully won't be as backed up.
I crank up the tunes and soon I am lost in thought. It's only been a few months since he reached out to me, my old flame. We chat and email, flirt and reminisce. He always knows just what to say to get me going. I smile and giggle a little to myself as I recall our last chat. He wants to "instruct" me. Do a little sexting. I grin. It's been so long since I've done anything like that. I mean, we're older now, do people our age actually do that? It's not like we haven't done it all before, everything we could ever fantasize about...we did it. So why not this? I'm game.
First, he tells me how hard his dick is just thinking about it. He explains how he's grabbing it right now, squeezing it as it becomes thick and engorged. He then instructs me to lie back on my bed and reach my hand into my panties. I'm not wearing any, but whatever. He wants me to rub my pussy, feel my clit as it gets excited, and my cunt becomes so wet. "Lick your fingers and get them very wet." He tells me. "Now slide them deep into your snatch." I do as he says as I squirm and moan. He tells me to imagine his big hard cock inside my pussy and that he is stroking it as he types. I can envision his hand wrapped around his cock, stroking it as he jacks off. I start to fuck myself harder, spreading my lips apart, plunging my fingers deep. Then I pull them out and begin to rub my clit. I rub it faster and harder...he's typing, telling me he is ready to cum! He's stroking it and I'm rubbing mine and I am so close...oh my god! My clit starts to throb as I squirt my juices! It has been so long since I've cum that hard! He's saying it too. "Oh My God! FUCK! I am cumming so hard!" And I am winded. I am feeling things I haven't felt in a very long time and it's all good. The tingling in my cunt, the smile on my face and the relief of expelling that pent up tension. So good. When I am suddenly brought back to reality!
SHIT! Traffic has stopped! My mind was preoccupied! I try to keep from hitting the car in front of me and over correct, slide and drop off into a ditch off the side of the road! FUCK! I'm shaken, but otherwise okay. I guess. Damn it! What now? I don't even know where I am exactly. I get out of my car to assess the damage. YEP! I'm fucking stuck! The car seems okay but no way I can just drive away. I'm so pissed. I climb out of the ditch to the side of the road and traffic is gone! WHAT THE FUCK!? There are no cars to be seen, only faint red dots of taillights way off in the distance and no oncoming traffic at all. Damn it, I know better. Don't take the two-lane roads, at night, on long drives through unfamiliar territory, during winter weather! Okay, breathe. It's not going to be like some horror movie where some monster comes out of the woods to eat you, just calm the fuck down! And you have a damn cell phone dumb ass! I laugh at myself.
I take another look to see if anyone is coming in either direction. Nada. Of course. Oh well, maybe that's better than some psycho showing up, I've seen too many horror movies. I shake my head and climb back down to my driver's side door and climb back inside. My car is at a slight angle but not completely on its side, thanks for that! I fumble around for my phone since it became dislodged from its holder during the accident. I finally find it and of course...no fucking signal! Have I already said how much I hate the holidays?
So, I work my way to the back of my car and open the hatch. Now I need to move and rearrange everything to get to my "Emergency Road Kit", which annoys me even more. You're supposed to keep that out so you can get to it in case of an EMERGENCY! And I still hear no traffic. I finally find my kit, I'm freezing, I'm pissed, I'm a little scared. I take out the kit and put everything else back into the car. It's slushy and muddy in the ditch, my feet are wet inside my sneakers. What else could go wrong?
It starts to snow. OF COURSE IT DOES!
I climb back up to the side of the road, place an orange traffic cone where my car slid off and turn on the small flashlight lantern thingy that also flashes red. Hopefully someone will notice. But the snow is coming down pretty thick right now. I'm trying not to worry. I get back down to my car and get I. It starts right up, and I crank the heat. I search around for the blanket I brought with me and snuggle up to get warm. As I start to thaw, I decide to grab one of the cheap bottles of wine I brought with me. Don't judge, I like this wine, and it has a screw top, so I don't have to dick around with a corkscrew. I open it and drink straight from the bottle. Ho-ho-ho, happy fucking holidays!