"I got a promotion at work. I'll be guarding the cash transfers to the bank. They'll give me a raise but I'll have to pass a gun safety exam. Then they will give me a gun that I will have to keep at home here at night." Karen was excited about these events, but little did I know the real source of her excitement.
A few days later when I came home from my job Karen told me that I got a call from the medical device manufacturer I'd interviewed with. "They want you to start in two weeks. They will pay you to move to Indiana. What will this do to us?" Karen asked.
"Wow. This is great news. We'll talk about us later but now we have to celebrate. Dinner and a movie, tonight. It's too hot to dress up so pants and a T-shirt is fine."
"What movie will we see?"
"We will go to a porno theater, so it won't matter what's playing."
"I should have guessed. I'll leave the bra and panties at home."
"You are definitely with the program now Karen. What a fine lover you've become."
We drove to a restaurant and had dinner of burgers, potato salad and pop; there was pie and ice cream for dessert. During dinner Karen asked me about porno theaters. I told her that by and large the men kept to themselves. There were areas in the theater where men hooked up for cocksucking but no one made any sound. Occasionally men would leave together. I did not tell her about the women who were brought in by men. I wanted her to experience this for herself and for me.
We drove to the theater. The box office guy sold us the tickets, tore them and said, "Enjoy the show and don't worry about cops. We took care of them."