Sperm Donor
It all happened as a result of a small difficulty in my college yoga class where some sort of little bad bug, evidently got passed around in some manner or the other. I had no signs of infection or any irritation and my subsequent blood tests were completely clear, But as it turns out, the male doctor who examined me was very impressed by the size of my scrotum and testicles. That observation got passed along to a medical colleague of his who was more interested since she ran a fertility clinic and a sperm donor bank was part of that operation.
So after getting contacted by a nurse at the clinic, I went in to be checked out for being a sperm donor at $200 a pop...or orgasm as it is! All the tests came back just fine and clear, and my ejaculation volume was in the 90% range which was good, but the fact that my live sperm count was equally high made me a prime candidate to be a regular donor.
So on a regular basis, every two weeks, I'd go in and release a load into their special container which preserved everything they wanted kept alive...and got my $200 going home a sated boy in more than one way. This had gone on for a few months when the nurse one day asked me if my cell phone they had on record was correct. I said it was and she responded that someone from the clinic would probably be contacting me on an unofficial matter. "OK, any time" was my reply with my curiosity hitting the maximum!
Here I am donating, well getting paid to donate, a load of cum and now they want to contact me unofficially? What the crap is that all about? So my little mind was churning thru any possibilities I could think of before a nice woman called that evening. She informed me that she was an attorney for the clinic and that she was recording the call. Did she have my permission to record the call. "Sure." By now I was really wondering what the hell was going on.
"Now Mr Leeson, I will let one of the medical staff talk to you about the purpose of this call." Fine I thought...more mysterious thoughts swirled through my head! Then a very smooth confident female voice said she was glad to talk to me. "I am glad you are one of our donors and I will give you some feedback that other donors never receive." She went on to explain in somewhat clinical terms...but plainly factual that I could understand... that I was the daddy to several babies in various parts of the country. "We have found your sperm to be very effective...in...uh...fostering conception." Ha I thought to myself...I've knocked up some ladies and now I get to sort of hear about it. Awesome. Wow.
"You see Mr Leeson, we only use your sperm locally in very few cases, and freeze it so we can ship it to other clinics who use it in their locality. As I said, you are...very potent...and we are amazed at the success rate using your...mmm...spend." At that point I snorted to myself...shit lady I thought... you spend money to get me to give you a load...how is it my spend? Oh well I blotted that out and tried to listen some more to this amazing phone call.
"Now I come to the part of this call, that is highly confidential...completely unique and unusual...but I want to know if you are interested in another way of helping us?"
"Do I get paid?"
"Surely...we've not worked out a payment schedule as of yet...since we've never done this method before. But we'll pay you well I can assure you. A lot more than what you now receive. The process will be a lot more involved...and probably much more pleasureful to you. So yes you will get paid."
By now I was getting the message and kind of understanding that they were uncomfortable with the conversation. Crap...how do they think I am feeling!
"Uh...mmm...Mr Leeson...we have a patient who has been unable to conceive using your sperm...in repeated attempts. One of the little understood facts, that is hardly known on any wide basis, is that some women will only conceive when they have...an orgasm...and receive the sperm...in the normal manner... through intercourse."
"Oh" was my response. I now knew what the hell they were talking about. They wanted me to fuck some client. WOW Oh shit I thought! You gotta be kidding me. I am going to be asked to fuck someone and get paid for it! Amazing...only in America! Don't need Trump to make America Great, it is already FUCKING GREAT! HA! "Yes...ah...what is involved?" Now I thought I'd sound like Mr Leeson...a business negotiator.
Now the lawyer's voice came back on the phone, "Mr Leeson you need to understand that this is completely confidential...completely out of our normal mission...in some manner...we want to say...it never happened. You will be protected just like you are now for your donations. But the clinic can't be acknowledged as being involved. It will be just you and Ms X meeting and... ah...having sex."
"Wow" just slipped out. I wanted to say...'you gotta be fucking kidding me' but I didn't. I just thought and said, "so how does this get arranged." This time the smooth woman's voice came back on the line. "Mr Leeson, the woman in question will contact you. We'll give her your number and it will be up to her to contact you."
"Oh, OK. I'll just wait until she calls then. Right?"
"Yes. One other thing" and now it was the lawyer back on the phone, "assuming the impregnation is successful...the party involved will be giving you a check for $2,000 and considering it well worthwhile. That is of course, upon the successful pregnancy. She may decide to try again if the first attempt is not successful. The one time payment will be for the successful event, is that understood?"
"Yes I get it. That sounds fair."
"One more thing Mr Leeson, as was stated earlier in the conversation a pregnancy is much more likely when the woman has an orgasm at the time, or near the time, of the intercourse and injection...uh...release of sperm in her body."
"OK, I get that."
"She will have some other instructions for her success which she can share with you to the extent they are necessary."
"Oh, sure. I look forward to her call."
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Several weeks later I'd almost forgotten about the possible impregnation when I got a call one day before my scheduled donation time. "Mr Leeson, do not come in tomorrow...your party will be contacting you soon and we want your sperm count and volume to be at their maximum, so no donation...and no masturbation on your part...please."
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