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The title and the description should be all the warning you need for where this story is headed. It's clearly not incest and - although it would raise some eyebrows - it's not
technically
taboo - so I'm going with 'mature' for the category. If a man hooking up with his former daughter-in-law is too much for you to stomach, please try one of my other stories.
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The last place I needed to be was where I was. I sat at Jimmy's Bar and nursed a Diet Coke. I wanted something stronger - but that would be a bad damned idea.
A firm breast pressed against my shoulder, an arm went across the back of my neck, and a soft pair of lips brushed my cheek. I knew her perfume as soon as I breathed it in. I looked to my right to watch my son's ex-wife drop onto the stool beside me.
"Hey, stranger," she said.
"Hey, good-lookin'," I replied.
"What're you doing here?"
"Hiding from Bev," I sighed.
"What'd you do this time?"
"Honestly?" I said. "I don't know. I should probably listen closer."
She snickered at me.
"She tell you to 'get out and never come back'?" she asked, grinning broadly.
"Packed a suitcase full of my shit and threw it at me when I came home from work," I replied.
"Shit! You've really screwed up this time!" she gasped.
"Don't you know it?" I replied.
"What're you drinkin'?" she asked.
"Diet Coke."
"Let me help you out," she offered, raising her hand to catch the bartender's attention.
For the next three hours, Maggie and I talked about anything and everything. Along the way, I finally learned what had busted up her and my son. I'd never felt comfortable asking him. The way she told it, she had wanted somebody who was ready to settle down - and he wanted to go out on the town every night. That checked out. My son was still spending most of his paychecks at the restaurants or the bars. He hadn't married again - but he went through girlfriends like they were going out of style.
I figured that I was safe asking Maggie about what had happened. She'd taken longer to start dating again than Richie had but - was obviously over it as well. It also didn't hurt that we were both more than a couple of drinks into a long night at that point. I wasn't feeling a lot of pain. The two of us were still sober enough to be able to console one another - but the filter was definitely gone.
Maggie had just told her newest boyfriend that it was over. That was how she'd ended up on a barstool at Jimmy's next to me. She wasn't dressed like a slut or anything but my eyes were lingering on her sexy body longer than they should have. I got worried that she might have noticed.
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I thought back to all of the times I had lain in bed next to my snoring wife as I listened to my son and his bride - this sexy woman - fucking down the hall. His room wasn't adjacent to ours but - even through the closed door - the two of them were loud enough for me to get a very vivid picture in my mind as to what was happening. More than once, I'd lain awake and listened to their entire love-making session before I'd finally adjusted the hard-on in my boxers and waited for my heartrate to return to normal so that I could go to sleep.
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I looked at my phone. It was 10 o'clock. I stood to my feet and fished a couple ones from my pocket to throw onto the counter.
"Goin' home?" Maggie asked.
"Can't," I replied. "Bev took my keys."
"Where you sleepin'?" the brunette asked me.
"Don't know - but six o'clock comes early," I replied.
"You can sleep at my place," she offered.
I looked at my former daughter in-law. I tried very hard to keep my eyes above her long, soft, perfect, oh-so-appetizing neck.
"That would probably be a bad idea," I told her seriously.
"Why's that?" she asked.
This time, I let my eyes drift down her flawless throat to the plunging neckline of her black tank top. A couple inches of the narrow valley between her breasts was visible there. I felt my brain redirecting blood-flow to a certain appendage between my legs. I returned my eyes to her face.
"I might be tempted to do something we'd both regret," I told her, finally, swallowing the lump in my throat.
"Who says I'd regret it?" she asked.
I felt my eyes widen a little. I fixed my gaze on her eyes. They were brown. They were looking straight back at me. She was less buzzed than me, I knew. We had switched back to Diet Cokes an hour ago. Her eyes looked clear.
"Maggie..." I half-moaned. "You don't know how much I..." I began saying.
My son's ex-wife stood to her feet and her arms went around my ribs. She pressed herself against me. Her breasts were so firm that they made my mouth water. Those perfect tits were smashed against my T-shirt - her nipples poking into my chest. It had been a long time since a woman this sexy had held me in her arms.
She leaned against me even more, her mouth going to my ear. I breathed her in. Her scent was intoxicating. Every pore in my body felt like it was tingling.
"Let's go home," she whispered.
She took me by the hand and led me towards the exit. My cock was so fucking hard that I swear I was walking like a damned cowboy - bow-legged from a long day in the saddle. As the sexy brunette led the way, I looked at the sway of her hips - and the tightness of her ass - in the jeans that looked like they had been painted onto her body.
In the parking lot, we passed my car and ended up next to a beat-up faded old pickup truck.
"Who's is this?" I asked.
"Daddy left it to me," she said.
"I'm sorry, Maggie!" I gushed. "We missed the visitation and the funeral. I..."
She ignored my apology and used her sexy body to press me against the passenger door of the old beater. Her tantalizing lips were poised in front of me.
"Do you remember when you and I made a mad dash to the store for pumpkin pie filling one Christmas Eve?" she asked me.
"It was damned near a blizzard," I said, remembering that night.
Maggie looked into my eyes and said, "You saw a cute little college girl climb out of a rusty old pickup truck and you said..."
"... ain't nothin' sexier than a girl that drives a pickup," I finished for her.
Maggie's arms went around my neck. Her tempestuous mouth was beside my ear again. Her body was pressed against mine in a most delicious way.
"Do you like my truck?" she whispered.