Monday today, my world that got just a little bit on the crazy side seemed to calm down at bit, thank God.
At my age, two women vying for my attention is unheard of. But then, available male, one with assets and a female looking for someone to take care of them?
Not unheard of, is it?
I had actually accepted my somewhat busy sex life was over when I got the news that my wife Debra had caught that damn virus, and even being healthy, hell, she was a Doctor, it was over very fast.
We had already split, my life was headed downhill, so there wasn't much to deal with, not even my responsibility. Capital I have enough of, Social Security comes in regularly, and I did some investments that pay dividends so no worries about much of anything financial.
My social life went to hell, depressed, I more or less stayed at home, and over the last year or so I have watched enough Family Feud to begin to recognize people.
Sex? Nope? Hope for any? Not likely. I used to go down to this hair salon, Debra and I both got waxed and as some of you know, quite a few of those gals can be understanding and take care of things that pop up.
Illegal, of course but who gives a shit? The silly politicians that create the damn laws manage to get their own fair share of stuff like that also, can't fool me.
Charlene was one of those, she also had a young helper that apparently didn't know some of the things Charlene did, because she never did with me the couple of times I used her to redo my wax job.
Then in the middle of a pandemic, we couldn't go near anyone, masks required everywhere, the social life and interactions went all to hell. Unable to even take hair appointments, Charlene closed her salon and I had no clue as to where she was.
So, for about a full year, I found myself alone, isolated, which I am reasonably sure one hell of a lot of you good folks were in the same boat. Then the white haired lady showed up at my door, she was wearing a mask, but both of us were vaccinated so we dispensed with those. Her Apple pie was delicious, her intentions were obvious, I am old enough to recognize the signs.
Available male, obviously comfortable, in reasonably good shape at a tad over 6' and around 200 pounds. Well mannered, well known around town, to a white haired widow in her 60's, that is a potential.. catch.
I knew that, but the pie was damned good, and someone to talk to and visit with was great. When she showed up the 2nd time her intentions were rather clear, we went out, we came home, and we had sex. Smack in the middle of all of that, I had found this Mother/Daughter team that did massages, and it wasn't long before I found out how willing they were.
Life! Waking up from what was like a long and miserable sleep! Older folks like me can go one hell of a long time without any female interaction at all, let's state the truth, sexuality is mostly a younger generation game. But those of us that still can, enjoy it just as much.
The affair was fun, the massage on Saturdays was fun, the realization that Martha had designs on quite a bit more than I intended was also obvious. When she found out about the massages, things cooled off rather rapidly, and it was only a bit over a week before another gal, somewhat younger named Kate showed up at my door.
Impossible, intimate interactions with FOUR different females in the space of a few short months is certainly possible, and in my college days it was fairly frequent as I have always been a bit of a player.
I remember taking a date home when I was in college, having sex with her while her roommate waited in the bath room, (They only had one bed they shared) then the roommate came out and was interested so I was in between BOTH of them, then I went back to my own room, ran into a squeeze I had going on at the time and bedded her in my own room.
There different women in the space of perhaps four hours?
Yeah, college was a fun time.
At 77, having that happen, it is probably impossible and I almost don't believe it myself. Of course with the two massage ladies, I am paying, so that isn't all that hard to believe, but having TWO ladies, both bringing over treats unasked is something that does not happen, at least to my way of thinking.
Kate and I ended up in bed, Martha who obviously was paying attention (spying?) found out, while Kate was OK for a short relationship, she just was not my thing. I don't even know for certain why, it's just that with some females I am up and raring to go, with others it's almost a bit of work.
Nope, Kate was not my thing, and Martha far to clearly had plans that didn't match mine.
Just like that, back to just my two massage ladies, both Martha and Kate had their noses out of joint, Martha acted upset, and Kate acted a bit hurt when I mentioned that we were not really going to be going anywhere.
So this is where this old man was barely a couple of weeks ago, sorry for the long lead in but not all of you read all of my tales.
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I was at the Fred Meyer store, getting some of those kipper snacks I like, I found a nice looking Papaya, and some other supplies for home, when I heard a voice.
"Danny!" She yelled, loud enough a few people looked around.
And here was Charlene, I knew instantly, even with the mask which that store still requires. She came up to me, reached out and hugged me which is a big NONO in today's world.. Then she realized, let go and told me she was sorry, but not to worry, she was fully vaccinated. I told her so was I, and then we off into catch up conversation.
We both went and checked out, yammering away about all that was going on. She told me that not being able to work, she had lost the salon, and without those stimulus checks she would probably be living in her car.