Here is a quick one for you. This is a work of fiction.
I am a 62 year-old retiree in a suburban neighborhood in northern Minnesota. As you can imagine, we often get quite a bit of snow here in the winter. This winter was no exception.
Because I am newly retired, I enjoy the fact that I can get the snowblower out at my leisure and not have to worry about getting my driveway done before heading off to work like many of my neighbors.
Ahh...retirement.
Our next door neighbors happen to be a younger couple with a 19 year-old daughter living at home. We are friendly with them and help each other out when needed but not overly close. I noticed that the parents had not been around the last couple of days and the daughter was not quite keeping up on the shoveling. Abby (her name) was able to drive through a few inches of snow without too much difficulty. One night, however, we got about 8 inches of snow and after the snow plow went through, the bank by the street was pretty deep with very heavy snow.
It was mid-morning when I finished my driveway and I saw that she had not made an attempt to move any snow in theirs yet. I had my snowblower shut off and was gassing it up, planning on heading over there to help her out. That's what retired guys do, after all. She works nights and I knew that she would be in a rush, attempt to ram through the snow bank with her car and get stuck.
That's what young people do.
Before I could head over, Abby came out the front door in her sweats with snow boots thrown on. Now, as a heterosexual male, I have to admit that I have noticed Abby as she comes and goes. She is fairly tall and thin with long straight chestnut brown hair. She is pretty, but not gorgeous. Very little makeup. She never dresses provocatively, but you can tell that she has a nice figure.
She walked over to me and said,"Hey Jim, we got a lot of snow last night!"
"Yes we did" I agreed.
"Do you think you could help me out with your snow blower? I have to work tonight and I don't think I'll make it through the snow bank. Mom and Dad are on vacation."
Again, I had planned on doing their driveway anyway, and I was about to tell her that when she said, "I'll make it worth your while."
Something about the way she said that made me look up from my snowblower and look her in the eye. She had cute little smirk on her face and her eyes were sparkling with mischief.
Now I don't take payment from a neighbor when I am just helping them out but I was curious about where this was going.
I said, "What did you have in mind?"
"How about a blowjob?"
Inside, I was shocked, and amused, and definitely turned on, but I played it cool.
"You would give a blowjob to an old geezer like me for snow-blowing your driveway?"
Abby said, "Sure, you're kind of cute for an old dude and I don't have any money. Kind of a blowjob for a blowjob. So what do you think?"
I smiled at her little pun and decided to push my luck a little.
"A couple of conditions first. Nobody can know about this, especially my wife."
"No problem."
"And you have to be completely naked when you do it."
She paused for a second to think about that.
"OK, but you cannot touch me and no fucking, just a blowjob."
"Deal."
I extended my hand and she shook it.
She said, "Just knock on the door when you're finished." She winked at me, and walked back to her house with a little wiggle in her butt, knowing that I was watching every move.
Luckily, my wife was out of town, visiting her sister so I wouldn't have to explain anything to her. I fired up the blower and started clearing Abby's driveway.
I have always been very sexual. My wife and I have had a great sex life for most of our marriage, but in the past few years, her sex drive took a dive. She's just not into it anymore. We still make love, but infrequently and no matter what I try, it feels like she's just doing it for me. I love the days when she wanted it as much as I did, but sadly I think those days are behind us.
I'm still as horny as ever, so I look at porn and masturbate when I need a release. I like when I can find homemade or real-looking amateur stuff to watch. I hate the staged porn with huge dicks, fake tits, and fake orgasms. The people in the videos I pick don't have to look perfect as long as the action is real. Or at least good enough that I don't notice it's faked. Above all, I love when the women are enthusiastic about making love. Not over-the-top phony enthusiasm. But real female lust.
I finished the driveway quickly, imagine that, and I knocked on Abby's door. When she opened it she was wearing the same sweats as before. She motioned me in.
She said, "Kick off your boots and coat and let's go to my room." She walked down the hallway. I was close behind.