This is a true story. All of the events are written down here to the best of my knowledge and recollection. My name is Will and I work on the Butcher's counter at Sainsbury's. I'm about 5'11, have got a brown crew cut and green eyes. My build was more skinny than athletic, but I'd still call myself athletic, you know how it is. These events took place in the summer of 2002. I was 19 years old.
I'd been having a bad day at work. I was working away on the butcher's department, looking forward to getting away at 8pm and spending a little quality time with my girlfriend, Chloe. However, I went on break around 4pm and I phoned her.
'Hello.'
'Hey, it's me. Are you coming to mine tonight or am I coming to yours?'
'Neither Will.' I was stunned that she'd even consider this.
'What? Run that one by me again, Chloe.'
Looks like I'm off to Mrs Palm's tonight!
I thought to myself.
'You didn't even try to get out of working on Saturday night. I wanted to go out and you can't even make this one little sacrifice? For us?' She was sounding increasingly angry
'I'm sorry, baby, but this is what it's like in the real world. I need the money to lavish you with gifts.' I knew this tactic had worked before, but somehow, today, I was not so confident.
'Don't you 'sorry baby' me, William. I'll call you when I want you to come and see me next. And when I say Jump, you'd better be ready to say 'How high?' or you will regret it.' *click,* went the phone, as she hung up the phone on me. Now I'd got work making me feel bad on one side and Chloe on the other side of the equation. I was in a no-win situation. I finished my break and walked back out to my department. On my way through the warehouse, I happened to bump into Dominic, the evening shift manager.
'Hi, Dominic.'
'Hello, Will, how are you?'
'I've been better. Listen, have you got any overtime available tonight?' This kind of sentence was unheard of around the shop, so Dominic was taken aback by it.
'Overtime? Sure I have. How much were you after?' He grabbed his notebook and pen from his top pocket and flicked a few pages over.
'Well, my shift on the meat finishes at about 8, so I'm good from then until 11 tonight.' He raised an eyebrow at this
'What, a Saturday night and you're not going out? Are you feeling alright, Will?'
'The moths are getting lonely, with no money to eat, so I thought I'd put in the extra time.' I tried to look as willing as possible, but the prospect of a late Saturday shift wasn't really that appealing to me, considering it would be a mammoth 11 hours.
'Okay, but you should know I think you're insane, because you're doing this. Come and speak to me at 8 and we'll find you something to do. Nothing too strenuous, I'll go easy on you.'
'Thank you, Dominic. I'll see you later then.' I returned to my department and completed the main shift. 8O'clock came and I found Dominic, who paired me up with a lady named Sharon. I'd worked with her before and she was a nice lady. She was married and had a rich husband and to be fair, I could see why he'd married her. She had a nice body (Even in the hugely disappointing uniform of work, she looked good.) Her breasts were big, but not huge, I'd say around 36D and she had a reasonable sized waist. (Middle age spread had not gotten hold of her yet) Her piece de resistance was when she crouched or bent down. Her backside was beautiful; you could really tell she worked out. She was a brunette, with blonde highlights and she also had blue eyes. (A killer combination.)
'So, you've been assigned to be my little helper, have you?' She smiled at me, as I walked over to a loaded trolley of pickles, for the freezer tops.
'Private Will, reporting for duty, Ma'am!' I ripped off a smart salute and proceeded to grin broadly. She saw the joke and laughed.
'Still as mad as ever, I see. Grab the trolley and we'll get ourselves started.' Most of the evening was light conversation, so I won't bother you with it, but after about an hour and a half, we were working so fast, we'd done about six loads of jars and other assorted shop odds and ends.
'It's Saturday night, Will. Why aren't you out at the pub with your friends, having a good time?' She looked down on me from her lofty perch, as she was stacking tea.
'My friends are all working or have no money. If they go out, I'll be buying the drinks, which isn't fair.' I passed up another few boxes of tea and took a plastic shrink wrap out of her hands. 'My social life suffers, because I work here, but I'd rather have the money.'
'Don't you have a girlfriend?' She looked quite sad and sorry for me upon hearing the gravity of the situation.
'Well, Chloe is not very pleased with me at the moment. She got this Saturday off and wanted to do something. I'd tried to get the day off, but the boss said no...' I paused and stared at a gap on the shelves, lost in my thoughts for a moment. 'She doesn't want to see me tonight, as punishment. I thought I'd do myself a favour and work a bit of overtime, to get some more money to spend on her.'
'Aaw, that's a nice gesture, Will. How are you going to impress her though?' For once, someone actually seemed interested in my love-life. I was gob smacked.
'I don't know. Maybe a bunch of flowers and serenade her at her bedroom window tomorrow morning, before she gets up. How does that sound?' I'd take any opportunity to get advice on my love-life from an experienced woman, like Sharon.
'And I thought romance was dead.' Sharon smiled and tried not to be too cynical about it. 'You certainly know how to sweep a woman off her feet, Mr Cooper.' I bowed theatrically, trying to look serious for a moment.
'Why thank you, Mrs...' I trailed off. 'What is your surname, Sharon?'
'Rogers. You wouldn't know I'm a Mrs, because you hardly ever see my husband around here.'
'Work away from home, does he?' I had turned the tables and was fulfilling my capacity of a listener.