"Stacking these fucking cans, all I do is stack these fucking cans." mumbled eighteen-year-old Billy Baxter placing another Hunts Tomato Sauce can on top of the wobbly pyramid of cans advertising the red sauce.
Billy, eighteen and in his third month of employment at Piggly Wiggly, was frustrated as any teenage boy who was in the throes of puberty. He was horny most of his waking hours, and even though he masturbated before coming to work on his four to eight shift, his young pecker was letting him know it was feeding time.
Billy's favorite jack-off spot was the men's restroom. While others were eating lunch, he always used his break to beat one-off.
Slicing open another box of sauce and thinking he would go crazy from boredom, he heard a buttery voice that dripped sex like warm honey.
"Hello, could you tell me where they keep the Magnum Condoms?" the voice purred like a cat stalking a mouse.
"The extra-large size." the honey voice whispered seductively.
Looking up from the cardboard box, Billy's eyes locked on a pair of six-inch red patent leather skyscraper high heels, the metal spikes gleaming in the bright grocery store lighting.
His eyes crossed slightly as he followed the long smokey nyloned dancers' legs up to the hem of the owner's pink pencil skirt.
"Extra Large Magnums! Did you hear me, Sonny Boy?" the voice chirped in a slightly irritating tone.
Mandy Collins, porn queen and the wet dream of teenage youth nationwide, was in a bitch kitty mood, alright. Her belly sloshed with four massive loads of Mexican pool boy sperm. The brown-skinned boys came to clean Mandy's pool, but Mandy ended up cleaning their pipes.
She burped, tasting the semen, but her cunt needed attention. Of course, the Rio Grande jumpers weren't packing any condoms, and when she checked her make-up vanity, she found only an empty condom box.
"Well!" thought Mandy tugging down the handsome Mex worker's tight white shorts. "I guess sucking these hunks will have to do!"
Mandy gave the muscular lads a porn worthy blowjob, then ordered them back to work.
"Come see me before you leave." she smiled, licking her cum smeared lips.
An hour later, they knocked at the glass patio door, and Mandy tapped the seemly endless supply of jizz in their bloated nutsacks, sending the two workers back to Acme Pool Services to relive their blowjob adventure with their co-workers.
Looking up from his kneeling position next to the Hunts Tomato Sauce carton, Billy had a wonderful view of a canyon of boob cleavage tucked inside a tight titty hugging pink silk blouse. Gravity was drawing the women's breasts nearly eye level with Billy's freckled forehead.
The sexy voice tapped his nose with a two-inch long blood-red fingernail, "Magnum Super Size!"
Looking cross-eyed, Billy followed the tapping nail up along a tanned forearm, past a very toned bicep ending at a smiling platinum-haired beauty.
"Oh God, it was Mandy Collins star of every video in his vast collection of cougar porn. Was this a joke? A setup? Or had he died and gone to heaven?"
