While waiting to begin college Eddie (Edminster) Wells worked in a warehouse. His workmates were all male and he really learnt something, finding guys could talk day after day about only two things – sport and sex.
Actually on his first day there was a third topic – his name. The guys couldn't believe any parents would be dumb enough to call their child Edminster and claimed Eddie's explanation that the name had been in his family for seven generations didn't cut ice.
One guy teased him and after an hour Eddie said, "Shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you."
"You and whose army," sneered the guy, who was pretty big. But Eddie, having been big into athletics and boxing, was confident he could close Riley's mouth.
Eddie stepped up to the grinning 24-year old and slapped him across the mouth.
"Fuck, that hurt," Riley shouted.
"Fight, fight," yelled his friends and everyone in the warehouse including the manager gathered.
A fist whistled over Eddie's shoulder and he sunk his fist into Riley's gut and as the surprised guy leaned forward gasping Eddie knocked him backwards with a beautifully executed uppercut.
"Anyone else?" Eddie sniffed. "No? Well just expect to be slammed if you insult my respected family name."
Riley was helped to his feet and although groggy the foreman made him shake hands with Eddie and apologize.
"Your name's okay with me Eddie. Sorry I abused you. Jesus you can punch."
Eddie had been hoping to experience some real sex when working to prepare him for the rigors of college sex. So far his sexual experiences were less than memorable. He'd laid four senior girls during his final year at high school and two of his older sister's girlfriends but it hadn't happened. He'd been told a female who could really fuck would ring his bell.
The more talk he heard in the warehouse about sex the more he accepted he'd been unlucky and had landed up with passive females who were also too scared about having sex to enjoy it. That was bad news. Perhaps girls froze because of his real name, Edminister?
He talked to Glenys his sister who was twenty-three about this and she sympathized and asked did he wish to try her. She claimed to have a reputation for moving her ass.
"Mom would kill us if she found out."
"We could go away for a weekend," she said.
"Mom would be suspicious if we were both away at the same time."
Glenys said, "You appear very negative. Are you sure you aren't the problem?"
"Oh thanks," Eddie huffed and went off to sulk.
* * *
One evening Lily Jensen called Eddie and invited him round for tea on Friday night. She'd gone through high school with him but they had never dated. She was working at the mall while waiting to go to college.
"Okay, why this sudden interest?"
"Mark Martin had been dating me but has gone south to work in his grandfather's factory. It's 275 miles away so he won't be coming home at weekends just to have sex with me."
So Lily wanted sex? "Okay Friday night is okay... it won't be vegetarian will it?"
"No, dad eats meat twice a day."
When Eddie arrived for dinner Lily kissed him with a touch of tongue and pressed into him with promise. Fair enough. She took him into the kitchen to meet her mom. Eddie vaguely recalled he'd seen Laura Jensen at high school functions but only in a crowd and he hadn't really taken any notice of her. But not now: his eyes were riveted. Mrs Jensen oozed sexiness. She carried some extra weight but it was all taken up in curves. His cock immediately climbed into half-erection.
Laura smiled at him open mouthed. He could see her teeth, great teeth and she greeted him warmly, kissed him on the cheek and said, "Hi Eddie, welcome to our house."
Eddie instinctively knew Laura was the sort of woman who'd toll his bell providing he was up to exciting her and showed he knew how to handle a woman. Her very presence made him feel frisky.
Laura asked could he make Martinis. He said yes and she asked him to made one for her and Lily and for him or alternatively he could have a beer or wine.
The phone went and Eddie heard Laura say, "Well no longer than an hour; I cannot hold dinner beyond then without spoiling it."
"Is that dad saying he wants another hour in the bar?"
"Yes dear. He says all fellow directors are there with some VIPs and he's learning stuff to his advantage. Thanks for the drink Eddie. Why don't you show Eddie your room Lily?"
"Oh all right."
Actually it was a bedroom suite; most impressive. As soon as they entered the room Eddie turned Lily around and kissed her. She kissed back and then pulled away. He reached for her again and said, "Don't, you are just as bad as Mark, wanting to touch me all the time. I'll do it with you but you'll have to wait. I'm going to change for dinner."
"I'll go and talk to your mom."
"Grab another beer but you'll be in the kitchen alone. She'll be dressing for dinner."
Fuck, Lily was just another one of those cold bitches. What a waste of time. He passed the master bedroom and saw Laura, just in bra and panties with a foot on the bed pulling on a stocking.
He froze.
She saw him.
"Oh hi Eddie. You have caught me a little bare."
"Y-you look lovely."
"Oh thank you darling. You may look as much as you wish after that delightful comment."
"Y-you look all woman."
"Oh indeed I am. Don't let Lily catch you eyeing me up."
Laura smoothed her hold-up stocking along her calf and up her thigh. "Some men find this sexy."
"Very sexy," Eddie said, hoping his tone reflected his interest and appreciation. His dick was tenting his pants. "I'll make you another drink."
God she had a large bra but still not big enough for her tits. "Oh Mrs Jensen," he muttered on the way to the kitchen. "Grant me my wish to fuck you."
* * *
Robert Jensen was friendly enough but a bit of a bore. His wife kept a lively conversation going and included Eddie wherever she could. She sat opposite him at dinner and Eddie was disappointed she didn't attempt to ram a foot up into his crotch. Perhaps she wasn't interested in boys... er... young men?
The parents went to bed early to watch a film. Lily took Eddie on to the sofa and they fucked nervously, keeping an eye on the door. She coldly told him to hurry up and to shoot inside her, not over her. As soon as they finished she pushed him off her. "Get me a towel from the guest bathroom."
Was sex really meant to be like this? Perhaps his sister was right... he was the one at fault and failed to turn up the passion in women.
Eddie knew he needed to fuck someone so it might as well be Lily. So he hung around Lily for six weeks. On Wednesday of their first week together Lilly said, "Mom and dad are going to a dine and dance on Saturday night. Dad says it's okay for us to accompany them if we'd like that."
"Yeah, why not. I've not danced since high school."
They had quite a good night. The wine flowed and Lily proved to be a good dancer.
