This is a true story.
I'm 35, I split up with my wife on Valentine's day when I discovered she was having an affair with one of my closest friends. Fast forward to now, I live in a basement suite of a large house, tenant to a first generation immigrant from Europe, who happens to be mother to a gorgeous blonde, close to my age, and also single with kids.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't take the place because of the gorgeous homeowner. I'd wanted her since I first knocked on the door to the house for my first showing, but I'm not about to pursue anything since it may upset the relationship with the landladies above me.
I'd lived in the house for about 5 months when I got a phone call from my landlady (We'll call her Cheryll) saying she needs to sell the house. Her gorgeous daughter was moving out, and she couldn't carry the mortgage on her own, even with me as a tenant, helping out with rent and the yardwork.
I was frustrated, since I had a lease for a year. On the other hand, I didn't want to make it any tougher on her, and I was getting tired of the gloom of being down in the basement. So I agreed to terminate our lease and move out over the next three months.
I got home from work one evening, around 10:30. I have to go around the side of the house to my entrance in the back. I was walking through the backyard, I looked up to see the light on in the bathroom and a great view of Cheryl shimmying out of her shirt into a nightgown. The window was too high to get a great view of the goods, but I could tell that she was fit, and pretty toned for a woman about 2 years shy of 60. I stood and watched a bit, then ducked into my suite, with new thoughts revolving in my head about my housemate upstairs.