Sadie wasn't exactly bored. It was a gorgeous day and the whole of it stretched in front of her to do anything she wanted. The Old Fisherman had rolled out at the crack of dawn and she had the coffeepot on timer so she didn't even have to get up. He was working on Brian's "Saint Marie" today, so he would be busy until dusk and pooped when he got home. A big boat, and Brian usually got a crew of yoyos referred by the COC, so they all would be trying to show what ballsy drinkers they were.
She had joined the Old Fisherman on only one of those. After the third asshole had goosed her, she had had enough. Almost pushed Dinky Prick into the drink. This was better, though she missed her man.
Sadie stretched out on the chaise beside the fenced-in pool and sipped her tequila mimosa. She could lay naked here if she felt like, because there was only this invisible path that ran through the palmetto scrub between the house and the 'bayou' as they called their little canal.
"Hey, Sadie?"
The voice startled her, coming as it did from only a few feet away. The sun was bouncing off the wire of the cage over the pool, so she couldn't really see who it was. The voice was young, teen-age guy or young woman, out of breath, she couldn't really tell.
"Sadie, is that you? The Old Fisherman sent me for some stuff. I ran all the way over here. I'm kind of in a hurry."
Sadie was confused. Usually the Old Fisherman was pretty good about collecting his gear. Maybe he had gotten up in a hurry and rushed off. Come to think of it, he'd left a half cup of coffee on the counter and the pot still bubbling. He had left his phone.
"Who is that? Do I know you?"
"Kinda, Sadie. We met maybe once or twice. I been workin' at the boatyard for a while. But, Hey, I gotta get some stuff in a hurry. He said. Just inside the garage door. Can you open it? I didn't want to just ... cause you might of thought I was a burglar or somebody.
"Uhhh, OK. The Old Fisherman sent you?"
"Yeah, yeah. I gotta get back or the boat's gonna leave."
"If you say so. I'll meet you at the front of the house. Why'd you come here?"
"He said. Like you would be laying by the pool."
"Bastard. He knows me. "
Sadie went though the house into the garage. There was a bucket by the door. She prowled through it.
"What the fuck? Nothing here he can't get on board. Oh, wait. A pint of Jack Daniels in his old glove. Why is Brian's liquor not good enough for him? Hmm, I think I'll just take this here and send the rest."
The garage door growled and screamed some as it lifted. Outside in the bright morning sun was a nearly naked kid; well, big kid, late teens. Nothing but short cutoffs. Curly chestnut hair that flopped in his face. Freckles. Tattoo of a crab in a pirate hat on his left tit. Parrot on his right shoulder. Cute, very cute. Sadie felt a twinge, right
there
. Slapped herself inside her head.
"Stop it, you old nanny goat. What's the matter with you?"
Sadie handed him the bucket and realized he was taller than she thought. Tanned lean muscles.
"Here you go; get this back to that old bastard. Tell him I love his old ass, I dare you."
"Whatever."
He grabbed the bucket, turned and ran. A magnificent leaping sailfish tattoo flexed on his strong back. In a second he had disappeared into the palmetto.
"Did I dream that? I couldn't have made up a better little fantasy. Why did I never notice that one before? Well, they grow up when we aren't looking and leave us in the dust. Still ...Oh, nevermind, old girl."
Sadie went back into the dark of the garage and picked up the bottle in the glove. She imagined the Old Fisherman's face when he discovered it was missing. She took it back to the lanai and stretched out in comfort again. A sip of the bourbon.
"Nice. No wonder he doesn't want to drink Brian's pisswater. No wonder he doesn't share it with me. Cocksucker. Nah, that's
me
."
She unbuttoned her faded denim shirt and let her hand wander underneath. Her girls were getting a bit perky. She lay back and dozed, daydreaming of that sailfish leaping off the young man's back, letting her hands wander.
The dream woke her up. Actually, it was the reality. A hand was beating on the outside of the pool cage.
"Sadie, Sadie, Sadie, you gotta help me. There was some ... some ... equipment missing from the bucket. Can you ... can you please let me ...?"
Sadie roused herself and ducked back through the house again. Her lovelies were threatening to escape. Fuck it. But did she want to give her guy back his juice or keep it for herself? "Me, him, me, him. I think
me."
Sadie opened the garage door again and curlyhead was standing there, dancing from one bare foot to another.
"What is it you are needing?" She looked him up and down wishing it wasn't the Old Fisherman's hooch. The young man was shiny with sweat and his face was red.
"Uh, uh, uh ... a, uh, thermos, water bottle ... like that. Did you see ...?
"Nuh uh, but you can look around all you want. Just push that button to close the door and duck out. I'm going back to my ... breakfast."
"OK." The guy's mouth was open and she realized it wasn't just from being out of breath. Sadie's magnificent left breast was swinging nonchalantly out of her shirt.
Sadie returned to her chaise and listened as the kid rummaged in the garage. He was cursing. Sadie took another little sip of the bourbon and lay back in the warm sun. She let both her puppies out and massaged them a bit. She heard the garage door closing and the kid yell, "I'm fucking fucked!" Then he tore off down the path screaming, "Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit."
"Poor guy, he was just doing his job." She tilted a little of the bourbon into her coffee and sipped happily. By now they should be out beyond the breakwater and on their way to whatever fishing grounds Brian was pretending to hit. Well, the Old Fisherman wouldn't be back until after dark, if then. Sometimes the partying that started on the boat continued on the dock, hit Morty's for a few drinks and sometimes ended up at the Edgewater motel, if some horny old broad was blind enough by then to take a shine to her man.
"Fuck him." She invited, toasting the fishing boat chippies with her spiked coffee. "I'll catch a couple episodes of Outlander; let Jamie warm me up; and let my new toy let me down hard and easy. She tickled a hand under her waistband and tugged at the abundant curls she discovered there. She did love to take her time.
But just as she was getting interested in beginning the first round, she was distracted by a weird little tune rising up outside the pool cage. Someone was approaching, chanting in an off-key sing-song, "Shit, shit, shit, shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit." A shadow loomed up and a face with sweaty curls pushed against the wire.
"Sadie? Sadie, I blew it. Or maybe
you
blew it.
He
said
you
blew it, that you stole his hootch and that was no excuse. I should of got it from you, or whatever. Anyway, he blamed
me
,
and just like that he casts off and the boat just takes off without me. And
she