I was already bored with my 'date' from the night before, the prototypical one-nighter with a nurse from Clifton Park who chain-smoked like a runaway locomotive.
As Apollo Creed once told Rocky Balboa,"Ain't gonna be no rematch." Rocky, of course, grunted back, "Don't want one." So, in all fairness, I'm sure the feeling was mutual. We both got what we wanted, that's what makes a one-nighter a one-nighter, right?
However, I was hungry and the restaurant was right across the street from my timeshare. So, I figured I'd go through the motions and at least buy her some breakfast at Grandma's, one of the many quaint dining establishments on the hillside overlooking scenic Lake George. Besides, the nurse had been whining since midnight that I had never fed her, so it was the least I could do to maintain some semblance of gentlemanly honor. And Grandma's had the best breakfast on the hill. Hey, why not?
Also, due to the combination of meticulous planning for my week of rest and relaxation, and electronic dating sites, I already had lined up a rendezvous with another horny local this coming evening, so I was still in a relatively jolly mood. And it wasn't like the nurse was a BAD fuck. Just, well, a little annoying.
What did Bryant Gumbel once ask and answer? "What's the definition of eternity? The time between when you come and she leaves."
Anyway, my morning brightened considerably when I saw our waitress. I couldn't help but focus my eyes on her name badge, which coincidentally enough, was perched right on top of two of the nicest globes I have seen on a tall woman, even though the tits were semi-obscured in a loose-fitting matronly waitress outfit. Yvonne was her name, or so said the name plate, and I made it a point to refer to it a few dozen times during the course of our meal, just to be sure.
Yvonne was one of the thousands of Eastern European and Russian imports that are shipped to the Adirondack region each summer to try to service the influx of tourists that flood the area from Memorial Day to Labor Day. But, she was definitely the most memorable that I had come across. She stood perhaps six feet, even in flats. Golden hair tied back in a tight French braid. Flashing green eyes the color of the Baltic Sea. (And, did I mention those tits?) And a shameless 'flirt-for-tips' smile that would make a stripper take crib notes.
I left Yvonne a more than healthy gratuity, if one considers a seventy-five percent tip generous. This was not lost on my nurse companion, who remarked, "You're leaving her a fifty? How much was the bill, twenty-eight bucks? Boy, I wish I had tits that big and firm."
Me, too, nursey. Now, kiss, kiss, and buh-bye now. It's been fun.
The following morning, as fate would have it, my new companion from night number two on my vacation was also famished after some vigorous nocturnal and pre-dawn romps. This woman was an attorney from Lake George Village named Susanne, and she was perhaps five years older than me, which I estimated made her perhaps twenty-five years older than Yvonne. Susanne knew her way around a cock, I had to give her that, and I didn't at all rule out a rematch with Susy the Attorney as the week progressed. Time would tell.
I knew just the place for breakfast, conveniently enough. Yvonne saw me enter with a different acquaintance than the prior morning, and she gave me a knowing grin. I shrugged as she grabbed two menus and led us to a table on the porch, overlooking the lake. It was spectacular scenery, and I'm not talking about the panoramic view of the lake.
When Yvonne came back the second time, it wasn't difficult to notice that she had unbuttoned at least one or two buttons on the blouse of her almost Amish-like waitress uniform. This observation was not lost on Susanne, either, who was by far old enough to be Yvonne's mother. "Keep your eyes in your head, big boy," she said in her best attorney stern-voiced castigation. "I'm the one who's been sucking your cock all night, remember?"
I diverted my gaze from Yvonne's ass as she went back to get Susanne more coffee. "Yes, counselor, how could I forget? You make very compelling oral arguments, I must admit."
Duly satisfied with my compliments, Susanne excused herself to visit the ladies' room. To my surprise, Yvonne took the opportunity to rush over while the proverbial coast was clear. She made a clucking sound with her tongue in that adorably seductive Russian accent. "Tsk, tsk, you've been a busy boy," she teased, bending down to fill my cup even though I wasn't drinking coffee. I didn't stop her.
I smiled, sensing a pang of envy in Yvonne's voice, and even imagining I detected a slight glimmer of lust in her eyes. "Yes, it's been a fun first two days of my vacation. But I have an even better dinner date this evening." I examined Yvonne's eyes and did indeed see a flicker of disappointment.
That's when I went for it. "You, Yvonne. I'd like you to be my dinner date this evening." Not expecting this, Yvonne looked around anxiously to see if we were being watched.
I didn't wait for an answer, I moved in with the all-in plunge. "See that blue house right there?" I pointed across Lake Shore Drive. "That's number twenty-three. Join me on my patio tonight around six-thirty and I'll grill us some steaks and seafood, just you and me, what do you say?"
Yvonne stepped back and blushed a bright Russian crimson. "No, no, I'm afraid I cannot do that," she stammered nervously. Her eyes darted through the restaurant. She saw Susanne heading back to the table. I figured I had scared her off, my plan was too soon, too impetuous.
Instead, Yvonne's next words made my week. "I have to work the dinner shift tonight. Um, I can be there at eight, would that be fine?" I smiled and slipped a fresh fifty into her palm just as Susanne approached. "Thank you, Yvonne, and, yes, everything was just fine."
After some admonishing from Susanne regarding my shameless flirting with our waitress followed by a good-bye mid-morning romp in the sack with Susy (damn good fuck for an attorney, I must admit), I spent the remainder of the day taking a nap and headed to Price Chopper about five-thirty to see what they had in the way of fresh steak and seafood. Oh, and a side trip for some wine and a bottle of Stoli Elit, just in case.
I sat on my deck watching the sunset when I heard a voice from below which sounded something like, "Pri-VET? Hello?" I looked down onto the grass and saw Yvonne peering up, shading her eyes from the sunlight.
It dawned on me then that I didn't even know where she lived, but it appeared that she had walked from wherever she was coming from. She was barefoot, holding a pair of red shoes in her hands. She wore a long red and white flowered sundress, which reached to just below the knee. Her locks were unburdened tonight from any French braid or ponytail, and the golden mane cascaded down her shoulders in flowing twirls and curls.
"Up here, Yvonne, you've found me!" I yelled, hurrying down the steps to escort her.
She stood there brushing the hair from her gorgeous face. "Yes, I've found you, but do you know I don't even know for sure your name?" she asked in slightly fractured syntax.