Author's Note: If you are an historian especially of the Medieval Period of Europe and the Middle East please do be aware that I have taken some serious liberties with all sorts of things, especially the time the story is set in, the people, the battle tactics and the politics so please accept this as a work of complete and utter fiction and not a new and butchered version of Medieval history. Thanx
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The Muslim delegation stayed nearly a week and so my life as an interpreter fell into a daily ritual. All day I would interpret and all I would spend the night with Lady Jennifer who proved to be an experienced and inventive lover.
One night she arrives with a bottle of olive oil.
"What's that for?"
"You have pounded my pussy into submission so now you are going to have to use my arse."
"Sodomy? That is punishable by death!"
"I won't tell if you don't. And any way that law is to help keep the Templars chaste."
"I have met and fought alongside a number of Templars and found them to be dedicated and holy men."
"We can't be too careful now can we? Now stop arguing the law with me and let me introduce you to the sins of the flesh."
So saying she falls to her knees and takes my cock in her mouth and proceeds to stroke me into a storm of desire at which stage she gets down on her knees.
"Put lots of oil on your middle finger then slide it into my arse. Ah. yes. That's so good. Now two fingers just to open the way a bit more. And now a third."
I can feel her arse pulsing around my fingers and to my surprise and vague disquiet my cock seems to want to indulge in some anal as much as Jennifer who is frantically rubbing at her pussy, so without any further prompting I take my fingers out of her and slide my cock slowly into her arse instead. Different. Tight. Hot. I slide all the way into her.
"Ah! God that's so good. Slowly now!"
I pump into her as slowly and gently as possible feeling her arousal growing. I swear she cums at least twice before I can hold back no more and I pound into her. Her moans spur me on till I empty my balls into her in a mind blowing orgasm.
"Now, wasn't that really good? And it being illegal makes it just that bit more fun don't you think?"
I don't respond, just collapse in a confused heap and pass out. When I awake, Jennifer is gone so I wash and dress myself and head for the throne room wondering vaguely if I can find breakfast along the way. I don't find breakfast but I do find trouble. Just before the throne room is a long corridor which is always crowded with petitioners waiting to see the king. I am just resigning myself to not finding breakfast when a short, thin and angry looking man steps out in front of me and puls out a dagger.
"You fucked my wife you low bastard!"
"Your wife?"
"Don't deny it! Lady Jennifer Lovell. She was with you last night. Came back stinking of you."
Oops! She hadn't exactly introduced herself before impaling herself on my cock but it could only be the Jennifer I had spent the last week fucking which, I suppose it did give him some reason for being angry with me. However if half the rumours about the morals of the court were to be believed with adultery and fornication way up the list of immoral activities activities, threatening me with a dagger did seem to be a bit of an over reaction. Maybe an apology I think, and claiming ignorance might work. It doesn't, in fact it merely seems to infuriate him even more so my "I am sorry. I didn't know she was married" never quite gets finished before he takes a wild sweep at me with his dagger. He misses mainly because my reactions are still fine tuned from years of close quarters battle but also because he is staggering drunk. I take two steps back while he strives to regain his balance. I reach for my dagger, only to remember I had handed it over before going into the throne room on the first morning and it hadn't been returned to me. I now realise I am in serious trouble. In desperation I slide my short cloak off my shoulders and swirl it around my left arm as a type of block. I look around for some sort of support but the waiting crowd seem to be relishing the spectacle. Even the guards at the throne room door seem to be mere spectators rather than law enforcers. He makes another wild sweep at me, just nicking my shoulder and drawing blood.
"OK. So now you have drawn blood. Satisfied?"
It seems not as he makes another rush at me. I side step and leave a foot behind over which he trips making me grateful for the wine that is so obviously slowing his responses down So far I have been lucky but my chances of surviving unarmed are rapidly declining. It is at this moment that a dagger slides across the floor ending up at me feet. I don't see the donor but I am grateful. I pick up the dagger and turn to face him.
'Stop now. Someone is going to get badly hurt!"
I wave the dagger at him to ensure that he knows I have it. My warning seems to enrage him even further because he screams loudly and leaps at me again. I side step again, but this time I hold the dagger out in his path. He doen't see it and it slides neatly between his ribs and into his heart. He collapses onto the floor, dead. I pull the dagger out of him, wipe it on his back and look around for the owner. No one steps forward to claim it. Not surprising I suppose.
"The king will see you now."
A guard seemingly unsurprised by the fight gestures to me to enter. To add to the dreamlike quality of the whole event he takes the dagger from my hand.
"Thank you. You have just won me five shillings." is all he says before ushering me into the throne room. Minutes later I am translating the Muslim delegation's thanks for an informative stay to the king and then issuing a formal invite from the king to the delegation to a banquet that night and assuring them that their specific dietary requirements would be met. How, I ask myself did the king know that? Just the other day he was defending pork as being perfectly acceptable food. The question is erased from my mind by his first direct words to me after the delegation have left.
"Lady Esme has arrived and awaits you in her rooms with great eagerness. You both will, of course be joining us at the banquet this evening. And you will be off duty as an interpreter from the Knights Templar will be doing the duties instead, but do please do check that he is being honest in his dealings. I do not trust the Templars completely."
I swear he is laughing at me as I bow my way out of the throne room.
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"I told you not to fuck anyone before I was pregnant! You were out of my sight not even one week and you are fucking someone! A senior lady of the court and the queen's closest confidant no less and just to add to the chaos you killed her husband when he objected! What in God's name were you thinking?"
Lady Esme stands in her room, hands on hips, chin thrust forward, glaring at me. I immediately fall in love with her all over again. Is that a sparkle of laughter I see in her eyes? I take a chance that it is, step forward, take her in my arms and kiss her.
"You are so beautiful when you are angry!"
To my great relief she kisses me back and then starts to laugh.
"And you are so naive. You were set up and didn't realise it. Lady Jennifer visited you and then went back to her husband still oozing your semen and stinking of you with the express purpose of sending him after you so that he could die in a public duel that could not be linked directly to the king."
"They could at least have given me my dagger back. He could have killed me. What then?"
"Then he would have been executed for killing an unarmed man, but they gave you a dagger eventually. We gambled on your years of warfare in the Holy Land to keep you alive. You do have quite a reputation you know."
"We? You knew about this plot? How long have you been here?"
"Since yesterday afternoon. They consulted me on the plan then."
"And you didn't tell me you were here?"