For some, age is a barrier, a huge one. Many cannot handle age differences between two parties. Alan and Sammi wondered whether they could. This series of recollections examines what happened.
I jumped when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I was walking down Oxford Street and when that sort of thing happens there it's usually bad news.
"I'm sorry miss, but I think you may have left these in Boots," a middle aged man said to me.
'Oh fuck' I said under my breath, immediately knowing what had happened as you handed me a batch of photos.
I had been there using one of those big machines to develop some photos and I must have left before the final few came out.
"Oh er, you sure?" I asked trying to wriggle out of this clearly difficult situation.
You held the photo up, looked at it, then at me, smiled and said.
"There can be absolutely no mistake, it's you and they are lovely."
In normal circumstances such a situation wouldn't be that embarrassing, but as I knew only too well that the photos were of me in some very scantily clad poses, this was highly embarrassing.
"Hmmmm," I pondered trying to buy time as you ran your gaze up and down me. "I guess not, I suppose it must be me."
"Without any doubt," you said grinning quite broadly now "I would recognise............." You went on pausing before adding "Your golden locks anywhere." It was a slightly pervy remark, but seemed to be said with an innocence so I didn't feel threatened, in fact you looked nice and kind, cuddly was a term that came to mind, but also so did flirty old sod, in a nice way.
You were quite tall, a good four inches more than my five feet five. You were balding with glasses and had had a kind face, but to me in my early twenties, it was one that said granddad and not daddy. But then so what, you were only returning some photos, albeit sodden sexy ones, you weren't trying to pull me, or were you? Surely not you must have been at least thirty years older than me. I have always had something of a penchant for older men, but granddads and a thirty plus age difference was probably pushing my boundaries in that area.
The way that you paused over what you said you recognised about me in the photos using my blonde hair as the key, made me smile.
"Well not exactly golden," I said running my hand through my more straw coloured, almost natural shoulder length hair.
You smiled again. It was a nice, friendly smile, but one that had an underlying something to it, one that suggested that in your time you may well have been something of a player.
"Well close enough to make the phrase worth using and it is a nice phrase," you sort of rambled on your gaze running up and down me. That made me shiver and not, I realised in a rejection sort of way, although possibly it should have done, but more in a way where I enjoyed the flattery and the flirtation.
"Yes I suppose it is," I rather unwisely if I wanted to end the conversation, said.
"And your hair is beautifully blonde," you persisted looking from the photo to my face and back again.
"Thank you."
"Not at all."
"And thanks for rescuing my photos," I said putting my hand out. "May I have them please?"
"Yes of course," you replied handing them to me.
I went to take them, but you held onto them. I looked at you, our eyes met.
"Flatter and old man and have a drink with me for rescuing them," you said smiling.
'Fuck, why did I say that?' I asked myself when I heard "Yes, ok," slip past my lips. "But it will need to be a quickie," I managed to blurt out as a potential excuse to get away soon.
"Oh that's fine, quickies are my speciality," you replied smiling.
I smiled back adding a little cheekily. "That's good then, I like them sometimes."
"Yes so do I, but even with a quickie I do have some rules, some standards," you said rather sternly making wonder what the hell was coming next.
"Really?"
"Yes," you replied in a rather neutral tone. "I absolutely insist on being introduced before even the quickest of quickies."
I couldn't stop myself from laughing. "That's fine, I'm Tiffany, Sammi or Sam for short," I said.
"Hello Sammantha, I am pleased to meet you, I'm Alan," you replied holding your hand out.
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Whatever else I'd been expecting in London, it wasn't this. My days of picking up women were, alas, over some time ago, yet this gorgeous young blonde had quickly accepted my suggestion for a drink together.
Perhaps there was life in the old dog, yet? Geez, the way my 'pride and joy' had instantly reared at the sight of her confirmed that fact.
As we walked, I tried to position exactly what it was that was so attractive about this confident young blonde. She looked sexy enough in that white blouse and short denim skirt, no question about that. It wasn't just the outfit, of course, but the way she wore it. Always more important than the clothes themselves. But a skirt that hardly covered her bottom, a pelmet really. And long, long, long, long tanned legs that went right up to her bum, which I knew would be like a perfect, ripe and juicy, but pert and firm peach and a shirt or blouse which I would have bet a lot of my pension did not have a bra under it, seemed pretty important to me. Fucking hell was I dreaming? Maybe I was dead and this was God's reward to me for leading a pretty good life.
Clothes should suit the woman, not the other way around, some said, whatever that meant. In your case both seemed equally relevant.
I gave you a cheeky smile as I took your arm and ushered us along the crowded pavement. What was it that appealed so much? Was it the way one or two undone buttons displayed just enough of her cleavage? Or perhaps the fact she wasn't wearing a bra? I'd always been a sucker for that!
God, the way those nipples pushed against the white material! Two perfect bullets.
Two more buttons were undone at the bottom of her blouse, allowing the ends to float in the light breeze, like butterflies dancing on the smooth skin of her tanned stomach. Geez, that brought another reaction.
My second hard-on since we'd met.