Who would have thought Jean in the next flat could have heard me in the bathroom?
It didn't occur to me until I heard her sneeze in hers. Our bachelor flats are back to back you see and so are the bathrooms.
Me thinking now if I can hear her sneezing she can hear me doing all those things a guy does in the bathroom! But surely not, but I was wondering - s'posing she heard me talking to Pat on the mobile like I do - and all the other things Pat likes me to do and hear on the phone!
Inadvertently one day I left the front door ajar, I had a delivery due but the idiot of the postman left it outside the door, be that as it turned out his negligence led to me enjoying the most beautiful shower ever.
You see Jean being the sort of woman she is, very thoughtful and considerate, brought the parcel in for me. It was then I realised my notion about her hearing me in the bathroom were confirmed.
"I heard you ion the bathroom, so thought I'd better bring in the parcel in case someone nicked it!" She said and I replied thank you.
With that the bathroom door which was ajar anyway opened and in peeked Jean's head, seeing I guess something she had not bargained for.
"Oops sorry Joe" she said but still didn't close the door, instead she came right in and suggested I "need some help with that" in looking at my full grown appendage which, just before she entered, was being seen to with great ardour . "In fact I need a shower anyway so do you mind if I join you, Joe?"