"I didn't hurt you, did I" asked Stefan.
"Oh, god, no. You were gentle. I loved it. If it weren't a pleasurable feeling you boys wouldn't take it as much as some of you do."
"By the way, who the fuck is Tony? Just then, when I was on the cusp of shooting my load in your arse you called me Tony."
Silence.
"Don't get precious, darling. You're the only man in my life right now and probably will be for as long as I remain on this earth but there were many, many more before you. If you remind an old woman of a time in her life when she was truly happy, you're doing something right. Adonis Georgiades was one of my many affairs in the early stages of my marriage to Jack, when I was something of a local celebrity. He was a total stud muffin, physically very similar to you, face of an angel, a face that had to be on TV. He was the presenter on a late night arts review programme. I'm afraid he died a long time ago."
"I'm sorry, luv. You're right of course. I'm not going to dwell on it. I'm the lucky bastard that's just done that with you. Please don't be angry with me, I'm just a jealous guy. So, you were a local celebrity?"
"Yes for over 20 years I was in the radio business, culminating in me doing the 8 till 10 slot on Firkin FM. Then Jack, who'd been my producer for most of that time, retired and the bastards forced me out because I was approaching 50. But that would have all been long before your time, you were probably still a child."
"I'd have been 17, I'd been on The Chippies' books since I was a 7 year old. It was a few more years before I broke through to the first team".
"Jack was a huge Chippies fan, he was so excited when you moved in next to us."
"I know, we had a load of chats about The Chippies, many of his tales were from the old days before I was born, the glory days but he was also interested in my work for the academy".
"So, what exactly is it that you do? I see the minibuses pulling up and offloading gorgeous young men."
"They are youth players that have picked up injuries and need some therapy to get them able to play again. After my injury I trained as a physio. I used my savings to buy this place and kit it out with the gym, the pools, saunas and isolation tanks. Since Covid I haven't been able to operate. You should come over and see it some time."
"I will, I will. How was it being a famous football player? You must have had the girls lining up to please you."
"Yeah, even me, with this kipper. Some of these girls worked their way through the squad but yeah, they eventually got to me."