Old lady Johnson from across the street seemed to manage to be there at every single turn.
I was careful to not call her that, I called her Harriet instead and besides, she was younger than me.
At 65, I had given up on the idea of sex but there wasn't a single damn thing wrong with my eyes, and when that Becky took over the paper route I went directly into "Hot Damn!" mode.
After a few weeks it was obvious as hell that she delighted in teasing me, her shorts got tighter, the tops smaller, and my weenie got sore a couple of times from yanking on it thinking about her.
Then Harriet went from being a genuine pain in the ass, going out of her way to corner me at my mailbox, to...what the hell was that?
She managed to get me over there to her house on the pretense of a water leak, she positioned herself to make sure I got some good peeks at her. Let's face it, even an old fart like me can get the picture, I looked up from laying flat on my back under her sink to see her bending over with one naked titty hanging down almost in my face.
I cleverly realized she was interested, next thing I know she had my dick in her hands and there was nothing coy left at all.
The truth is, she was one damn good screw, and it had been years since I got any woman at all down on her back.
From then on my entire life was go to my mailbox, check out Becky coming down the street, then walk across the street to be greeted by Harriet, usually naked as a jaybird and ready to go.
The other surprise was that I managed to be up for the job, mostly. Even at age 65 I had never really needed to revert to pills to get things going, besides my doctor would have shit a brick since I took that time release Nitro every day.
The times I couldn't quite get things all the way up didn't matter, Harriet got down and sucked whatever there was out of me anyway.
She knew damn good and well I wanted to hose Becky, and she was doing everything she could think of to keep it all for herself.
Hell, I knew that for a fact, she told me so.
I swear, she probably would have done me in and nothing would have ever happened but one day I knocked on her door and she was all sweaty and sick looking. I had gotten my Flu shots but it seems Harriet hadn't, she was down for the count.
I drove her down to the Doc, he checked her out and told her to go home and stay warm and drink fluids, the usual shit.
So I got a half dozen days of peace.
The only bad part was it was now into October and the weather had cooled off, so there was no more skimpy halter tops or tiny little bikini bottoms and shorts.
Instead, Becky wore this one piece bunny suit, it was almost like a coverall. It was snug enough that she still looked just fine to me.
Two mornings in a row I met her, two mornings in a row she stopped and flirted with me. The 3rd morning I decided to make my move, the worst that might happen is I would get shot down.
I know, I know. A 65 years of age old fart like me having teenage fantasies about a maybe in her 20's gal like that?
Fat chance. But she always flirted and always teased and had even told me pointedly that she really liked older men.
She came around the corner right on time, she had on that bright blue outfit, too. She slid to a stop, her eyes bright, reached down and handed me my newspaper.
It was about 40 degrees out, just as she started to get up on the pegs I asked her if she would like some hot chocolate.
Becky stopped and smiled at me.
"I have to deliver the rest of my route first, is that OK?"
Hot damn! It sure was, I watched her peddle off down the street, then I went inside to wait. It was about 45 minutes later, I heard her knock on my door.
I knew she was coming, I had been peeking out through the gap in my curtains. I held the door to let her in, she glanced around, taking in everything.
"You sure keep a nice house." She said.
"Oh, nothing much else to do." I lied. I brought her a cup, I had melted marshmellows on the top of it. She took a sip, set it down.
"Want a dab of rum in that?" I suggested.
"Sure, that would be nice, it's crisp outside. But it's warm in here, do you mind if I take off my jumpsuit?"
"Got right ahead, make yourself comfortable." I reached for my bottle of rum and poured a finger into her cup. I watched as she slid the zipper down, it started at her neck and went all the way to her crotch. I swear to God she was taking her time doing that, it was almost in slow motion.
I had had some fantasies of her doing exactly that, in the vision in my mind she would be naked underneath and she would seductively show herself off and I would.....
She shrugged the blue jumpsuit off her shoulders, underneath she had on a simple white T-shirt and blue jeans. She lay the suit on my couch and reached for the drink. She took a sip, looked at me and smiled.
"I like the way you look at me." She smiled, tipping her head.
That snapped me back to the here and now.
"You are so beautiful, I can't help myself."
"That's OK, I like it when men notice me, and I really do like good looking mature men." She reached up and flipped her long red hair back.
Then she changed the subject, we sat and talked. She told me she was saving up money to pay for her classes, she wanted to become a massage therapist.
"Really? Where did you get that idea?"
"I saw some ads on TV, I can get a license in just 6 months and go into business. I hear we can get paid as much as $60.00 an hour, it just seems to be a way to earn a good living and have free time when I want it."
"That is interesting, how long have you been in school?" I asked her.
"I just have a Month to go, then I have to do the exams, after that I just need to find a place to work. My apartment is a studio so I guess I will have to rent a place."
A light bulb went off in my head.
"Hey, I have two spare bedrooms, and the one in the back has an outside door and a bathroom and shower, would something like that work?"
"Maybe, can I see it?"
I showed her the big spare room, there was a bed in there but that could be moved. The room was 12 feet by 12 feet, perfect, and the bath and shower opened off to the side. The other door opened into my back yard, there was a nice outside path through a gate.
"Oh, this would be perfect!" She actually clapped her hands and bounced up and down, causing a delightful bounce in her T-shirt.
Then she asked me how much I wanted in rent.
"How about we trade, I could use a nice weekly massage, and that way.....?"
"Oh, sure! I can do that! This will be perfect!" She grabbed me and hugged me, then kissed my cheek.
"It might be fun, too." She grinned at me.
Hot damn!
Becky finished up her drink and pulled her jump suit back on, she gave me another hug, then she was on her bike and off down the street. I had written down my phone number, this had all of the signs of being fun, all right.