We had rented a lovely old beach house, with lots of space for entertaining, a huge pool and about six bedrooms. With all this space available we decided to catch up on our entertaining and had invited several sets of friends to come and stay.
The only one to accept had been a french friend, in her late sixties, a generously proportioned lady who had recently become separated. We all sat on the stoep finishing off our braai and the second bottle of rather nice shiraz when my partner announced that she was tired and would we excuse her if she had an early night. Her parting words were simply, "Don't drink too much." She bid us goodnight and left.
This left Patricia and I alone with half a bottle of shiraz to enjoy, not to mention the rather splendid view of her unfettered breasts, whose nipples brushed tantalisingly against the sheer material of her little strappy dress. The conversation turned from this to that when she asked me if the pool was warm. I told her it was and that she was welcome to try it.
"But I 'aven't brought ma costume."
"The pool is very private, it is dark and you are french," I replied.
"Ah, costume pas necessaire, je crois." The wine was taking hold, the evening was hot and sultry and the water looked inviting.
"Ah, the engleesh skinny dipping? But I am not doing a show for you, so only if you come too," giving me a sideways glance over her square framed spectacles. With that, I stood up and took off my shirt, calling her bluff, or so I thought. She slid out of her chair, turned away from me, wriggled her hands under her dress and produced a scrap of cloth that was probably her underwear. Then she stood tall, slipped the straps of her dress over her shoulders and let it fall to the ground.
Looking over her shoulder at me, she said, "The last one in is a cici." And walked slowly towards the pool. Now I was in trouble. I never really expected her to do it, but there was no going back now as her naked form made for the water. I quickly shed my clothes and slid into the tepid water opposite her. It was delightfully cooling and we swam around for a short while.
"I do believe you are looking at my boobies a lot."
Trying to sound like a man of the world, "Well they are rather obvious."
"Which is more zan we can say for your cock!"
The conversation was taking a rather risqué turn so I decided to play the remark down, "It's not that big, I agree, but you are looking at it through rather a lot of water."
With that she swam up beside me, reached down between my legs and said, "Exactly as I thought, it's not so big to the touch either. Is it enough to fill a girl who as 'ad three kids, hein?" She smiled and then turned on her back and swam away, frog style, giving me a lovely view of her well maintained garden.
Now I am getting uncomfortable. She swam back, reached down and started to fondle my balls. I cannot deny the experience was delightful and my dormant cock started to stir.
"Aha, zer is life in ze old dog after all."
"Really this is getting out of hand," fell out of my mouth. "You must be ze most naïve man on ze planet." She stroked my cock while fondling my balls with the other hand.
"As we say in France, the man with a firm baguette is not thinking of the weather! You are so naïve, why do you sink I was invited 'ere? Why did she go early? Why is my petit jardin so tidy? I am separated and do not keep my garden so tidy just in case zer is a visitor, non I only mow ze lawn when I expect a visitor! Why are we naked 'ere in your pool? For a swim? Non! Wake up! I am told you like to make lots of fucking and I 'ave been told to 'elp myself."
I nearly drowned, unable to believe my ears. It was so obvious now. The comment about not drinking too much was not a caution against a hangover it was, as they say, to avoid disappointing Patricia. I knew I had been, shall we say, the more active parter in the bedroom and she knew I fancied large bosoms, but enlisting outside help was something I didn't ever imagine.
"What did you expect? Me to say, You want to fuck? Can you imagine how awkward that would be if you say no? Eh? Mantenant, how is zis little baguette doing?" Sensing a swelling she allowed herself to float on her back then hooked her ankles around my neck. As she pulled her garden towards my face, with a mischievous grin she came out with, "So....what is ze weather going to be like tomorrow? Or are you sinking of other sings? Now let us be grown ups now. I am naked in the pool with you and you 'ave a stiffy. Are we going to jouer ou pas?"