I have to say that my two weeks in Hawaii sure as hell didn't go the way I planned them. Never did get out to see those big ships sunk in the harbor.
I did make it to the zoo down on the end of the main drag, and had a couple of different experiences on the Big Island.
The go-around with Tonya and Sandra was fun, still. All I really got out of the trip was lots of sex and a sore dick.
I swear If I had used my cock one more time the thing was going to get blisters, it actually was sore by the time I had to grab my suitcase and head for the airport.
I hugged the ladies as I readied to climb into the cab. Last I saw of Tonya and Sandra they were holding hands headed back to the hotel.
All the cab drivers in Hawaii think they are A.J Foyt, all one can do is close the eyes and hang on. I was braced.
I tried a wisecrack on the cabbie, the main drag going through Waikiki is called Kalakauwa blvd (think I spelled that right, been 20 years).
The little Chinese driver looks at me, I popped up with "Corner of Cockalikki and Pokanooki"...
He just looked at me blank, hell, I thought it was funny.
"Airport." I settled back.
The fun began when we got to the airport. My 1:30 flight was long gone, seems I hadn't reset my watch, something about daylight savings time and all of that.
Fuck!
My first class seat, nice and wide and soft, gone.
The next flight had just one coach seat left, I took it, knowing it was going to be misery. Nightime flight to make it worse.
Fuck!
I finally boarded, I was firmly planted in my aisle seat, praying to the Gods that some skinny little person would sit next to me.
My shoulders hang out into the aisle, and over the edge into the seat next to me. The one other time I was on a coach flight the Stewardess had to turn to sqeeze by me each time, this with me twisted around to make as much room as possible.
I remember that well, I still think she was enjoying rubbing her ass on me.
I was thinking of all this when, "Excuse me, I think this is my seat." I looked up, here was this about 60 year old lady, white hair, ass the size of Texas of course.
Just....fuck!
No way could I sit in the goddamned window seat with her next to me.
She realized, said she would take the window if I preferred. I got up and let her in, sat back down.
She smiled at me, says, "We will make the best of it, honey." Reached over and patted my bare leg.
Honey?
Yep...just fuck!