I was just loading my shopping into the back of the car when I heard soft sobbing from the car next to mine. It was a nice old woman in her late 70s looking distraught and frightened. Being a sucker for helping the oldies I went around and could see she was sitting half in and half out of the car with her legs wide enough apart flashing her fat thighs. Asking what the matter was she told me that the car would not start and it was virtually new.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, I phoned the AA and they said they could not fix it but agreed to tow it to the local garage from whom she purchased it but as it was Sunday, they would not be able to do anything till tomorrow.
"Now what am I going to do, I can't lug all this shopping on the bus".
"Don't fret, I'll give you a lift home and then you can get a taxi tomorrow to the garage. By the way, my name is Donald and you are?"
"Edna"
"Well pleased to meet you".
Getting herself settled, I noticed that she dressed quite modern with a skirt that came just above the knee and rucked up as she sat down, showing some nice wrinkly thigh.
I could not stop looking and she caught me doing so.
"So, you're a leg man? I must say getting attention from one so young is a lovely compliment."