Okay, baby, we'll do it! © Alex de Kok, 2003
Grateful thanks to my editor (she knows who she is) for assistance with this story. Any mistakes remaining are mine
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Kirsty was reading the local newspaper, sprawled on the couch in that boneless fashion that we older women scorn but secretly - and not so secretly - envy. She sat up suddenly, eyes glued to an item in the paper. She looked across at me, grinning, eyes sparkling.
Uh, oh
, I thought,
trouble
!
"Mom?"
"Yes, dear?"
"Remember, when I was revising for my exams?"
Yes?"
"You promised me a day out with you, at your expense, anywhere I wanted, if I passed them all?"
"I remember. Okay, show me." She
had
passed them all, but I had never doubted her.
She passed the paper over, open. "The item half-way down the right hand column."
I glanced down and felt a bolt of sheer panic. The headline on the piece read, 'City Council Agrees. Nude beach to open Saturday, July 5'. I read further, to find that our local council, who I had described only yesterday to Kirsty as Neanderthals, had agreed to allow public nudity on the beach at Dover Point.
"You expect me to accompany you to a
nude beach
?" I could hear the terror in my voice.
"Yes, Mom, because you promised."
I shoved the paper under her nose. "I didn't expect anything like that!"
"No, but you said I could choose. Not on opening day. We'll go on the 14th."
"Bastille day?" Dragging a vague memory from my long past history studies.
"So it is," said Kirsty, grinning again. "No, Mom, I suggested the 14th because it's National Nude Day."
"National
Nude
Day! Ye gods!"
Kirsty sobered. "Mom, you promised. Anywhere, you said."
"I know, but this!"
She studied me. "Mom, Dad has been dead for three years now. You are a good-looking woman - you are, so don't try to deny it - and I'd be proud to have you with me."
"Thank you, sweetheart," I said weakly, looking at the paper again, wondering how to say 'no'. Realising too that I couldn't, that I
had
promised. I looked at the article again, reading further, to see that as July 14 had been designated National Nude Day, the council had decreed that family parties would have free admission to the beach that day, instead of paying the usual small fee which was charged - in theory - to pay for its cleaning.
"All day?"
"All day, Mom."
"Why?"
"Because I'm a natural show-off and this is my big chance." Kirsty grinned. "I guess really I just want to see if I have the nerve to be naked in public and I wanted my best friend there with me to hold my hand."
"I thought Jeannie was your best friend?"
"Mom! You know what I mean. Anyway, you really are my best friend."
I was touched, but... "You really want to do this? Really, really?"
"Really, really, Mom." She shrugged. "I guess if you really, really
don't
want to, Mom, we can do something else."
There was a pause as we studied each other, until I took a deep breath. "Okay, baby, we'll do it!" Oh, mother, what am I doing!
Kirsty leaped up and hugged me. "Thanks, Mom. Can Jeannie come with us?" Jeannie Evensen was her
other
best friend. She lived three blocks down the street with her divorced father, Tom.
"I guess so, sweetheart. Safety in numbers. Who's gonna notice me if I'm with you sex kittens."
"I would, if I was a man."
I laughed. "Thanks, baby. Tell you what, since this is going to be such an
expensive
day I'll treat the three of us to dinner at Toni's that night. Okay?"
Kirsty grinned. "Very okay, Mom. Thanks, Mom, thanks a lot."
Time often drags for me since Jack died, but the days until July 14 flew by. The day itself dawned fine and dry, with a promise of temperatures in the low eighties. Hot enough. I'd laid in a good supply of sun block and that went into the car along with a picnic basket and a cooler bag filled with soft drinks and mineral water. After my shower I'd studied myself in my bedroom mirror. I'd put on a couple of pounds but I was still basically lean, although my breasts and butt had very obviously not been exposed to the sun. I'd thought about it, but the hedge around our pool still needed to grow a foot or so before we'd be screened from the neighbours enough to swim and sun ourselves naked.
I'd automatically almost packed my bikini, then decisively thrust it back into the drawer. I wore panties and a cotton sundress to travel in - Kirsty was in shorts and a bikini top - and we each had light trousers and top for the evening in a travel bag.
We stopped at Jeannie's house and she came out clad just like Kirsty, carrying a bag with her own evening wear. Like Kirsty, she was home for the summer after her first year at college. Jeannie was blonde and bubbly and a couple of pounds more cuddly than Kirsty or me.
She scrambled into the back of the car. "Hi, Kirsty. Hi, Mrs Anderson."
"Jeannie," I said. "You are now officially an adult, yes?"
"Yes." Puzzled.
"So call me Helen. That way I don't feel so old. Okay?"
Jeannie laughed. "Okay. Helen it is, Helen."
"Can I call you Helen, Mom?"
"Definitely!" I laughed. "Except when I'm establishing that we're a family group to avoid paying, okay?"
Kirsty laughed. "Okay, cheapskate!"