I was alone oddly for New Years Eve. Why, I wasn't sure. My wife went out of town for a funeral and my kids had plans for parties themselves. We did have plans to go to a friend's for a couple's party but since Patty wasn't with me, I figured I wasn't in that category. Okay they are good friends. I knew it sounded ludicrous but like I said, Patty wasn't with me and thinking about it at the time, I laughed because there weren't any rent-a-dates around.
Every year we go to this party. Every year I get in some sort of trouble. Every year I am caught hugging too many friends for too, too long who like me are drunk. Every year in addition to that, I am caught giving out an excessive amount of kisses, which are too long to begin with.
I am always drunk and I never cared. I wouldn't think straight anyways, but it was good fun while it lasted. Remembering the parties, there's the one who cops a feel on my crotch. It wasn't me blazing a trail on their tits with my hand. That's too downright crude.
This year I didn't intend on any of that happening. I wasn't going to the party. I wasn't going to be caught this year. Giving out kisses to friends wouldn't be a problem because I wasn't going to be there.
The hugs the kisses, they were innocent fun. Yeah sure I'd love to know I could go further, but in reality I knew better. Yeah true I loved hugging my friends around the neighborhood, large or small, but again I know they were only hugs.
But this year I decided to stay home. Outside cleaning up the yard, Bob my neighbor and I start talking. "See you at the party" he asked me. I told him no because it's a couples party and wifey isn't home for this one. I told him I'm staying home. He told me I'm nuts. More reason to get out and party and get in even more New Years Eve kisses. We laughed and the neighborhood must have heard us roar heartedly.
I agreed but didn't clean up, shave, or anything. 8:30 came along and I got a call from my wife. "I thought I'd call you early before you fall asleep." We went onto talk about this and that, the funeral, and who was there. I wished her happy new year and said good bye. After hanging up, I sat around reading the paper and then got online.
Now generally, it isn't my style to go to porn sites. I've been on some, but usually they're cleaner ones as opposed to those where a man's banging a woman good and hard and has an ungodly huge cock. How a white man gets one that big, I haven't any idea.
That's beside the point. Tucked in the corner of my home office and wearing nothing but my jeans, all of a sudden going from one picture to the next, pop-ups get force fed onto my screen.
"These women live in your town and are anxious to meet you. What you doing tonight? Give them a call or email them. Use your credit card now and chat online." Like yeah right, like I'm gonna do that. I closed out one window after another. Another annoying one pops up. "Jesus Christ what's up with this bullshit. I should have stayed off the freaking computer." I logged off.
I began working on some project in the basement and got soot all over me. 9:15 comes around and I get another call. My wife suggested I go to the party but behave myself. I told her no I was staying home and sarcastically say "I'm going to be a good boy tonight."
She says whatever. 9:35 and I get another call. I think I think "Jesus what does she want this time" thinking it's my wife. It isn't my wife and of course I answer the phone assuming it is and answer it "What?"
Renee, a friend who lives behind us, invites me to a party she and her husband were supposed to go to. It isn't a couple's party. Her husband's not home for some unclear reason; I thank her and say "No I decided not to go out. She was insistent. I told her I was dirty and had to shower, shave, and stuff. She persisted and I turned her down. She insisted again.
We went back and forth but eventually I won that initial debate. 30 minutes later there's a knock on my front door. I was dirty as dirty gets. Hair, face, chest, arms, and hands, as well as my jeans, I had dirt, soot, and grime all over.
Sweating up a storm I lugged my shirtless self upstairs to answer the door. I'm looking nasty as hell as I looked out the window. Seeing Renee who was dressed up in a fabulous short sleeve collared sweater vest and also wearing a pearl necklace was enough to change my mind. What was better yet was its design.
The thin ribbing of its design molded itself against her new figure. Having lost about 55 lbs, her tummy was flatter then ever even though she still had exciting wide hips. She always did have nice round tits too, but there wasn't too much she could do except lose weight or have a breast reduction.
"Damn I think why now, why would she come when I look like shit?"
"Hi" she says with signature lush lips which surround her bright white teeth. "Why aren't you at that party I invited you to? You know it's open to anyone don't you? They know you and would welcome you. I told them you'd be coming."
"Hi Renee, Happy New Year" I replied trying to be as friendly as possible. Thinking how she looked, I stayed with those thoughts. "Thanks for the offer, but I was gonna hang out this year and work some on a project or watch TV or something."
"No you aren't. Tim's gone, Patty's gone, you're single, and guess what? I am too." "The best thing you could do for yourself is go upstairs, shower up real nice, and put on some nice clean clothes, and be my escort to that party." "You know what? Since we're both single tonight, I might even let you hold my hand" she added jokingly. I knew she didn't mean it, but it was a fun offer.
I laughed but thought, "Hell I'd do more then hold your hand girlfriend, I'd, I'd, well I'd" and stopped right there. I looked at her in her attractive looking sweater and then went south checking out the rest of her.
It was obvious I was checking her out, but I guess she knew and didn't care; neither did I for that matter. I always found her attractive and I think the feeling was mutual.
"Okay, alright, you twisted my arm. Are you going back to the party or were you planning on waiting?"
"I'm going to wait and tell you what, while you shower I'm going to go through your closet and pick out something for you to where."
"Uhh is that the right thing to do?" I didn't mind it at all. It was crazy to think it, but slowly maybe a fantasy was being fulfilled or was I kidding myself. "Should you be doing that" I asked her.
In the shower for a few minutes, I began to rinse down my hair and body with the spray so I could shampoo. As I lathered up, from out of nowhere I feel two hands descend upon my chest and pull me against a woman's body. Trying to look around, I was sure it was Renee.
I got so excited about the possibility that she stepped in, I wanted to kiss and kiss her, but I was still gross and dirty. Immediately, she took a bar of soap and began washing my chest, back, neck, and again on my chest.
Taking the shampoo from me, she began washing my hair and letting the lather run down me. As it did, she cooed and so did I but not as nicely as she did. I loved when she cooed. Her breasts, I could feel them just a little bit against my back. They were full and thick, and they were sexier then I can describe.
The more she washed me the hornier I got. I wasn't sure I wanted her to know I was horny. Finally it didn't matter. "Mmmm, I love that" she said. I really love it" as she grabbed it gently holding it and not doing anything. My semi-hard cock was in her hand.
Finally I turned around and looked at Renee with a huge admiring smile. "Why did you do this? I mean you were all dressed up and now you have to start all over, I mean prettying yourself up again."
"It won't matter because I'm here with you, and that's what I wanted and that's what you did too. I know it." She looked into my eyes, smiled, and grabbed my cock.
"Umm, uhh was I getting some special New Years Eve treatment" I joked. "Only if you wanted it" she came back. "Did you want some special treatment because I am more then willing."
"Umm what do you mean by that. What are you willing" but she dropped to her knees on the solid ceramic slab and put my dirty cock in her mouth. Immediately I lifted her up.
"It has to be washed Renee. I am not gonna have ya do that without it being washed."
"Oh" and she grabbed the soap, lathered up my cock, rinsed it off real well, and made sure there wasn't any residual soap left. "Is that better I hope" smiling and running water on it again before putting it in her mouth.
She didn't suck on it or anything. It sat in her mouth motionless. She let herself feel it inside her mouth. She'd look up at me and I looked down at her. All we did was smile. I turned off the water and she stood up as we cuddled in the warmth of the air behind the curtain. Putting more shampoo on ourselves, we rubbed one another's bodies. It was cool. I loved feeling her ass, her back, and finally I let myself run my hands over her boobs.
"About time you did that" she kidded me. "Now, tell you what, if you're sure Patty's not coming home tonight. I mean if you are absolutely positive, I'd be more then willing to finish off this project as opposed to the one you're working on down in the basement. And by the way, I'm a lot better then what you're looking at online too."
"Huh how did she know I was online" I thought.
"Oh I knew, I did believe me, I did. Sometimes curtains don't hide enough."
We got out and my clothes were laid out for me on my bed. She dried off and used Patty's other hair dryer and curling iron to make her hair look perfect. It did indeed. I held her hand, felt her flat tummy, and caressed her breasts while she fixed her hair. We snuggled after the shower, naked or half naked, and either way it was cool.
Finally we went to the party but unfortunately her husband showed up. Still there were more people there then I imagined, and I made sure like the other party I usually go to I was the life of that party. I was that and I stole hugs and kisses but they were not as good as the ones at the other party.
I told Renee, and the host and hostess I was heading out for another party and thanked them. Renee pulled me off to the side and said she'd try to sneak away somehow. I said I hoped she would. Everyone was getting smashed. It was a good drunk.
"Breath mints, breath mints everyone; only 10 minutes remaining until 2007. Yes I know, not everyone wants to kiss everyone, but in this house on New Years Eve, when you've been drinking, everyone is sexy and requires a good long kiss. Does everyone hear me" called out Cora the hostess. Laughing, the 40 or so invited neighbors began sucking on the mints, and slowly started prematurely hugging one another. Even some of the guys hugged other guys. Seeing as everyone was pretty good and drunk, not a soul cared.
"Two minutes until the New Year, does anyone else need a breath mint? Remember what I said, everyone looks sexy tonight" yelled out Cora.
