Note from Slick: A woman in my office complained the other day about her sex life since she got pregnant. Sure her body gained some weight and the baby sleeping nearby messes up a sex life but these women still have their desires. Wake up men!!! If you do not like a story with spouse cheating stop here, get yourself a drink and go to the next story. All rights reserved.
No Early Birds
Lou Johnson's wife Sally hated yard sales to the max. She thought the stuff sold was a bunch of junk and getting up early Saturday morning was a good waste of her precious sleep. It was Lou who got up at 6:00AM and headed out to try to be the first one when the garage doors opened. He had been doing it for about 5 months when he noticed a younger woman moving along the same yard sale schedule he did.
"You know we should just go together," he joked with her as they waited at the street until the magic time of 7:00AM arrived. Some of the sales said "No Early Birds" which meant do not come up the driveway until the announced start time.
But the woman just smiled and blushed. He noticed she wore a wedding ring but he really was not trying to pick her up...or was he? As they moved around to the various sales that morning he noticed she normally purchased old china or decorated plates. It was later that morning when he saw an old plate and was holding it up when she walked up to the table.
Tina saw the familiar man holding the plate and was waiting to see if he would put it down. The man had grey temples and a handsome face and smile. She moved next to him and heard him talking to her.
"I noticed you collect plates," Lou grinned. "I grabbed this one for you because that woman was getting ready to pick it up." He handed her the plate.
Tina took the plate and saw the woman frown as she checked out the bottom. It was an authentic antique piece and probably worth at least $50. "Thank you," she grinned at the man. She moved over and paid the house owner $4 and as she walked back to her car she saw the man standing by it.
"I'm Lou."
Tina stopped and wondered if she should be talking to a strange man she had just met that morning. But the man seemed so nice and sincere. "Tina," she smiled as she held out her hand for him to shake.
"I was serious about carpooling to these sales," Lou said as he moved to her car door and opened it for her.
"I don't think my husband would like that," she smiled as she moved into the car and waited for him to close the door. But he just held it open.
Lou glanced down at Tina's body under the too tight cotton shorts and tee shirt. It was summer in Virginia which meant the temperature would rise up around 80 degrees by 9:00AM so most yard sale fanatics wore very little as they raced around town for bargains. "Your husband is a very lucky man," he grinned as he closed the door.
Tina quickly drove away with her heard racing because after being pregnant for most of the last year she had not felt desirable and since her husband had basically stopped any kind of sex she was excessively horny. She smiled as she moved down two blocks to the next sale. As she got out of the car she saw Lou's car pull up behind hers. She could feel his eyes on her ass as she walked up the long driveway.
Neither said anything as they moved from table to table looking at the stuff. She got a better look at his face when he was paying for some old baseball cards and realized he was probably as old as her father. Nevertheless she felt good about a man coming on to her even if he was a lot older. A few minutes later she saw a fold up baby playpen in great shape. After getting the woman down from $20 to $10 she started to pick it up but Lou beat her to it. "Let me," he grinned as he picked up the playpen and started walking towards her car.
"I can carry it," Tina said as she raced to catch up to him. She now noticed his strong shoulders and biceps. He looked really good for an older man.
Lou ignored her and waited until she opened her rear door. As she leaned over to move some of the earlier purchases around he got a nice view of her buttocks when her red shorts pulled up into them.
"Let me help you," she said as he leaned down to push the box into the back seat. As the box moved onto the seat her left breast pushed into his arm. Both froze before pushing it in the rest of the way. "Thank you again Lou," she smiled as she pushed back her hair which was a mess. Normally she got up and threw on whatever before running out of her house on sale day.
"Most of the sales are over," he grinned. "Stop and have a cup of coffee with me."
"I..can't..." She said nervously. But she didn't want to go home because Saturday mornings while she was at the sales her husband watched the baby.
"Just one cup," he begged. "The coffee shop is just around the corner."
What possessed Tina to accept was beyond her but she did. "OK, just a quick cup." She waited for him to get into his car and followed him out of the neighborhood. She felt guilty as she pulled her car next to his by the coffee shop and then followed him to the door which he held open for her. But it was just a cup of coffee.
After they sat down she said, "I don't make it a habit to go to coffee shops with strange men."
"I'm not that strange," Lou laughed. He noticed her thin bra did little to hide her sharp nipples from pressing out her tee shirt.
They ordered coffee and a couple of donuts. "I shouldn't be eating this," Tina said before biting into her chocolate cream-filled pastry.
"You don't have to worry about what you eat," he grinned.
"Uh.....yes I do. I......uh..just had a baby and the extra pounds are not coming off very fast."
"You look terrific," he smiled as he peeked down at her raised tips again. "But if you want to do some walking I normally walk through the park on Wednesday mornings."
Things were moving too fast for Tina. First she goes for a cup of coffee with a man she just met and now he was inviting her to walk with him. "I'll pass." She noticed his wedding ring and wanted to change the subject of her weight problem. "So you are married I see."
"Yes, 28 years," he grinned. "You can't be much older than that."
"Nope........I just turned 28."
"So what do you do besides taking care of the baby and yard sales?"
"That's pretty much it right now," she frowned. "Pretty boring huh?"
"Life is what you make of it. You can have fun everyday if you try."
"Where do you work?" She asked feeling safer with this man.
"I own a photography studio and mostly work part time right now."
"That would be fun," she said. "I mean taking photos of people."
For the next twenty minutes they told funny stories about the various yard sales they had been too and were laughing when Tina looked at her watch. "God, I have to go." She reached into her purse to pay but he stopped her. "My treat." He paid and walked her to her car. "I'll be at the park front parking lot on Wednesday at 8:00AM in case you want to join me."