Everywhere I look in this attic, I see memories. My husband and I moved into this house shortly after our wedding. Our children grew up here. We laughed, we cried, we dreamed, we loved here. It feels so surreal and bittersweet to be moving. This house is like a museum to our lives. But time moves on. The kids left long ago and raised their own families. I'm a grandmother. My husband and I are in our so-called "golden years." With our health and physical limitations, we need a smaller and simpler place.
It's impossible not to feel emotional while cleaning out the attic. Mostly everything stored here will go. There are sports trophies and scholastic awards. There are old toys that I've kept around for sentimental reasons. There are some old books and old clothes. Some of the kids' artwork from school is still here. In a corner of the attic, I notice some collectibles. I thought my son Rick had taken these long ago.
As I rummage through sports memorabilia and baseball cards, I experience another flood of happy memories. I see a pile of old comic books and magazines. Are these worth good money? I wondered. As I flip through the pile of nostalgia, one particular magazine slides from the stack and practically into my lap. I gasp. I didn't know it still existed, but there it is, a reminder of an incident long ago that I'd rather forget. I glance again at the cover. Sports Review Wrestling August 1977. On the cover, WWWF Champion Superstar Billy Graham stares back at me in his tight tie-dyed T-shirt and head bandana flexing his massive python biceps. But it was another photo inserted to the right of Superstar that haunts me. A redhead in a bikini is twisting the arm of a brunette, also in a bikini. Below is a caption declaring the action "a titanic apartment house wrestling match." I remember it well - Apartment House Wrestling. The memories are vivid, too much so. It was the summer of 1977. Jimmy Carter was in the White House. I remember Son of Sam terrorizing New York City. I remember it was the summer Elvis Presley died. I remember it all now...And I remember Nina.
Yes, it was the summer of 1977. Nina, Tina, and I were your typical suburban moms. Our teenage sons were friends. Our husbands had common interests. I think I was the one who thought of the idea first. We would all spend a weekend in New York City. However, we would split by gender. The boys and the dads would go together. Meanwhile, the moms would have their own separate getaway in the Big Apple. The guys planned to watch pro wrestling at Madison Square Garden on Saturday, then a Yankees game on Sunday. The ladies would shop on Saturday, then see a new hit Broadway show called "Annie" on Sunday. Then on Sunday night, we'd all return home.
It was late Friday afternoon. Nina and Tina would be over soon. Our husbands were expected to return from work any minute. Rick and his friends were downstairs in the game room, excited about the trip. They would see Superstar Billy Graham defend his belt against the legendary Bruno Sammartino, the man he stole it from by cheating, in a steel cage return match. From below the stairs, the boys bantered. With the door at the top of the stairs opened, I could hear every word.
"Bruno's gonna kill him," my son, Rick, said.
"I don't know. Graham is very tricky. He could pull it off again," Nina's son, Jim suggested.
"I bet there will be blood everywhere," Tina's son, Bobby, excitedly interjected.
The debate continued for several minutes before shifting to other wrestling topics. I heard the names of Andre the Giant, Ivan Koloff, and "Big Cat" Ernie Ladd. Then the conversation took a turn I did not see coming.
"Who's the best ever apartment house wrestler, Salome or Denise?" my son asked.
"Salome sucked," Bobby answered. "She had one lucky win against Cynara, then did nothing."
"Cynara beat Denise twice," Jim added. "I still think she's the best. Who cares? They're old now. That was a few years ago."
"Hold on, guys," I heard my son say, "I got the latest issue right here. Check this out, Olivia vs. Claire. Two bikini babes. A wife against a mistress."
"No way."
"Let me see that."
"Hey, don't grab."
"Look, she's about to go for the tits."
"Oh man, she's sunk her claws in her ass."
The conversation stopped me in my tracks. Women? Apartment house? Bikinis? Wife? Mistress? Tits and asses? Did my son get his hands on some porn material? I was about to find out.
I scurried down the stairs under the guise of being a good hostess. I saw them on the floor with a wrestling magazine turned faced down. Rick bought them every month at the drug store, so I knew it wasn't porn. What were they looking at?
"Would you boys like anything else to drink?"
They shook their heads. "No, Mom, we're good," Rick answered.
I headed back upstairs and continued to listen in.
"Take a look at these pictures of Olivia," Rick said. "Do you think our moms could take her?"
"My mom could definitely take her," Tina's son, Bobby, said emphatically.
"I think it'd be close and very tough," Rick pontificated. "But I'd have to go with my mom."
"Yeah," Nina's son Jim added. "I'd pick my mom over Olivia."
"No way," Bobby argued. "Olivia would crush your mom."
"My mom is a lot tougher than she looks," Jim objected.
"Alright, guys," Rick interrupted. "Let's say our moms are in a round-robin apartment house wrestling tournament. First up is Bobby's mom against Jim's mom."
"My mom, easy," Bobby was quick to answer. "She's taller, and she's a better athlete."
"No, my mom," Jim retorted. "She might be short, but she's strong and can hold her own."
"Alright, Rick," Bobby said. "You're the tiebreaker. Who wins? My mom or Jim's mom?"
"Um..." my son stuttered. "Uh...that's a tough one...Uh...I don't know. Let's call it a draw."
I breathed a strange sigh of relief. At least my son had learned diplomacy and gave a politically safe answer. In all honesty, I'd never wanted to see my friends fight, but if they did, I was sure Tina would trounce Nina. Bobby was right. Tina was a beautiful woman. At 5'6" and long straight black silky hair and tan skin, she had exotic features, like a Polynesian. Nina was 5'3" with a thick but voluptuous 140 lb and a massive 40-inch bosom.