Mason, the Handsy man
As the lockdowns wore on, my poor bored wife kept coming up with little projects to do around the house. One of the craziest parts of the pandemic was how quickly toilet paper, of all things, became hard to get. Luckily we had bought a huge pack from a warehouse before all of this started, so we were in good shape. Talking one night, we realized we had both been getting ads for bidets that you could add to your standard toilet. If toilet paper supplies were going to continue to be an issue, maybe it was a good idea.
I found and ordered two bidet attachments, and hatched a plan. It looked like they were pretty easy to install and it likely wouldn't take too long. One night while my wife was in the shower, I got onto her phone and added a contact entry for a handy man named Mason. It took a while for the bidets to arrive, but eventually they were at the house ready to be installed. My wife asked me if I could get around to doing it. I told her I was pretty worn out with all of the projects, and needed a weekend off. I suggested she check her phone, she would find a contact entry for a handyman named Mason that could do the job.
"He comes highly recommended and is known for working very well with his customers, especially women. I have heard he is willing to consider alternate forms of payment as well," I said. "He only answers texts, so contact him that way, he'll likely get back to you promptly."
She grabbed her phone, was surprised to find the name in her contacts list, though wasn't surprised to find it went to my phone number. She knew the game was on, and a role play would accompany this particular project.
"Okay, I see his number here, hope he's a big strong man, and not afraid of getting a little dirty," she said with a cute little smirk. "I'll see what I can schedule."
"He's a big, old school tradesman, with rough hands, and a slightly rough demeanor, but he'll treat you right," I said with a knowing grin.
I headed out the door to go to the shop. Kept thinking about the plan I'd hatched and kind of worked up a personality and background for my alter-ego Mason. Decided he needed a bit of a Western drawl, more common in rural areas of Colorado than the cities.
Not long after I got to work I got a text:
Hi Mason, My name is Vanessa and I need your help with a little project at my house. My husband has been very busy and just hasn't gotten a chance to do it. You come highly recommended. Hope you can fit me into your schedule.
I sent back:
Hi Vanessa, When did you have in mind? Busy week, but I might be able to fit you in on Saturday. Always willing to help a lady in distress.
My phone pinged again:
Can you do Saturday Afternoon? I am finding the house budget to be quite tight this month, anything I can do to keep the costs down?
I grinned at that gift of an opening and replied:
I have a job in the morning, I can be there about 2PM, if that works. I'm willing to work with you on the pricing. I give discounts for hot wives that know how to handle a big guy like me. If you're hot enough, we could offer each other a freebie. I am very discreet, your husband will never know how you got that big discount. I will get the job done, whatever that job might entail.
She sent back a blushing emoji, and then replied with:
2PM is perfect! I think I'll be trying for the big discount, but only if I find you hot, you cheeky devil.
I laughed out loud. I knew she wouldn't have expected that little comment and would find it a bit misogynistic. It was all going to plan. Needed her to think her new handyman was also a bit of a caveman. I planned to treat her a little roughly, and "use" her, for my own pleasure. To be sure I was going to give her pleasure as well, I just wanted to add to the illusion that Mason wasn't me.
So I sent back:
Ooh, you're a sassy one, THAT I like. Especially when what they really need is a real man. I look forward to meeting you. BTW, I do other plumbing as well, if you need your pipes seen to ;)
She sent back a lol emoji and replied with:
See you Saturday, better do the job right, or you aren't getting any of this.
A moment later she sent me a selfie of her in a tight little chemise that showed off her commendable assets, and she had pulled up the hem so I could just about, but not quite, see where her legs met. That surprised me a bit. She did this kind of thing occasionally, but this one was pretty hot. I had to figure out how to get back into the dominant position in this little scenario of ours.
I decided to send back:
Well, you sure look hot, but hot is more than looks, see you Saturday!
Have to say, I was a little distracted the rest of the week. One of the things I love about creating a fun scenario for us is that it generates an erotic charge that builds ands has us both ready for action when the time comes. My wife and I flirted the rest of the week. At one point I even said, "With all of this pandemic mess, money is tight. Do whatever you have to to keep the cost down."
She smiled, and replied, "Mason sounded quite reasonable, I think I'll be able to get us a discount. Well, as long as you don't mind how I get it..." She trailed off, looking a little shy about what was likely going through her mind.
I played the cool detached husband and said, "Do what you have to, I have a project I have to see to on Saturday, so you're on your own. Make sure you're satisfied with his work."
I got up, cleaned up the breakfast dishes and headed out the door. It was Friday, and I knew we'd be doing our own little Happy Hour when I got home. Worked all day and tried to keep Saturday off of my mind, I had a lot to finish up so I could relax on the weekend. I had ordered some things to add to the illusion, and all of them had come in during the week. It was going to be fun to see how she reacted on Saturday.
Friday night I hid my purchase in the garage and slipped a couple of things out of the house as well. We had a few drinks and watched a TV show we had been binging. It was a relaxing night, but there was the hint of an erotic charge between us. We missed being able to go out to our favorite bar, but this was a decent substitute for now.
Saturday morning we both got up, had some breakfast and got all of the household chores done.
"I have to head to the shop and get that project done, I look forward to trying the bidets when I get home." I gave her a kiss and headed out the door with about 20 minutes before Mason was due to arrive.
Once I got to the garage, I stripped down, folded my clothes and put them in one of the storage cabinets. I splashed on some musky cologne that I wore years ago, making sure to not smell quite like I usually do these days. I was hoping this older scent on me would bring back some youthful memories. Next I pulled on some mesh boxer briefs, and a slightly undersized tank top that showed off my broad chest and large shoulders well. Then I pulled on some coveralls that I had just gotten. They looked like the kind of thing a plumber or handyman would wear as a uniform, nice and crisply pressed, luckily they were a good fit. Then I pulled on my steel toed work boots and grabbed my tool belt. I loaded the tool belt with some of the tools I would need for this small project. Then I grabbed the bottle of lube and the small rechargeable magic wand I had snuck out of the house, and put those in the tool pockets as well.
I opened the garage door, grabbed my tool caddy on the way out, and walked down the alley. Proceeding around the end of the block, I walked up to our front door and rang the bell. Our dogs lost their furry little minds barking, and I waited for my sexy wife to let me in.
My wife answered the door and my mouth just about fell open with lust. She stood there in a stretchy shirt that hugged her curves, some very tight little booty shorts, and a pair of wedge sandals that made her legs and ass look amazing.
My wife greeted me with. "Hi, you must be Mason, come on in."
She stepped back, opening the door, and I stepped into the house. The dogs finally realized it was me, quit barking, and went looking for a place to have a nap.
"Nice to meet you Vanessa, what is it you need me to do for you today?" I asked.
She led me across the room to where the bidet attachments were sitting on a table, and said. "With all of the crazy toilet paper shortages, my husband and I decided these would be a great way to save TP. I need them installed on the two toilets upstairs. And I might have a pipe that needs looking at as well, we'll see."
I grinned, looked over the install instructions and said, "Sure this shouldn't take too long, I'll have you up and running soon. Lead the way."
She had been sitting primly, but when she got up, she spread her legs wide to shift position and stand, giving me a clear view of her covered crotch before she stood. The wedge sandals did their magic, her butt and legs looked amazing as she climbed the stairs. She took full advantage and put a serious sway in her step, I felt my cock stir at the sight.
We got up to the bathroom, and I dug into the first install. Had to shut off the water line and install a T in the line. Next I took off the toilet seat, put the parts for the bidet in place, then hooked up the water line between the bidet and the T. It took maybe 10 minutes. While I was working on it, Vanessa stood in the door with her arms up on the door frame making her tits look amazing, youthful and full. She then dropped one arm to her side and leaned against the door frame, a very sexy pose. As I finished up, being curious how it would work, she came over, bent deeply at the waist and gave me a lovely view down her shirt.