Mason, the Handsy man
As the lockdowns wore on, my poor bored wife kept coming up with little projects to do around the house. One of the craziest parts of the pandemic was how quickly toilet paper, of all things, became hard to get. Luckily we had bought a huge pack from a warehouse before all of this started, so we were in good shape. Talking one night, we realized we had both been getting ads for bidets that you could add to your standard toilet. If toilet paper supplies were going to continue to be an issue, maybe it was a good idea.
I found and ordered two bidet attachments, and hatched a plan. It looked like they were pretty easy to install and it likely wouldn't take too long. One night while my wife was in the shower, I got onto her phone and added a contact entry for a handy man named Mason. It took a while for the bidets to arrive, but eventually they were at the house ready to be installed. My wife asked me if I could get around to doing it. I told her I was pretty worn out with all of the projects, and needed a weekend off. I suggested she check her phone, she would find a contact entry for a handyman named Mason that could do the job.
"He comes highly recommended and is known for working very well with his customers, especially women. I have heard he is willing to consider alternate forms of payment as well," I said. "He only answers texts, so contact him that way, he'll likely get back to you promptly."
She grabbed her phone, was surprised to find the name in her contacts list, though wasn't surprised to find it went to my phone number. She knew the game was on, and a role play would accompany this particular project.
"Okay, I see his number here, hope he's a big strong man, and not afraid of getting a little dirty," she said with a cute little smirk. "I'll see what I can schedule."
"He's a big, old school tradesman, with rough hands, and a slightly rough demeanor, but he'll treat you right," I said with a knowing grin.
I headed out the door to go to the shop. Kept thinking about the plan I'd hatched and kind of worked up a personality and background for my alter-ego Mason. Decided he needed a bit of a Western drawl, more common in rural areas of Colorado than the cities.
Not long after I got to work I got a text:
Hi Mason, My name is Vanessa and I need your help with a little project at my house. My husband has been very busy and just hasn't gotten a chance to do it. You come highly recommended. Hope you can fit me into your schedule.
I sent back:
Hi Vanessa, When did you have in mind? Busy week, but I might be able to fit you in on Saturday. Always willing to help a lady in distress.
My phone pinged again:
Can you do Saturday Afternoon? I am finding the house budget to be quite tight this month, anything I can do to keep the costs down?
I grinned at that gift of an opening and replied:
I have a job in the morning, I can be there about 2PM, if that works. I'm willing to work with you on the pricing. I give discounts for hot wives that know how to handle a big guy like me. If you're hot enough, we could offer each other a freebie. I am very discreet, your husband will never know how you got that big discount. I will get the job done, whatever that job might entail.
She sent back a blushing emoji, and then replied with:
2PM is perfect! I think I'll be trying for the big discount, but only if I find you hot, you cheeky devil.
I laughed out loud. I knew she wouldn't have expected that little comment and would find it a bit misogynistic. It was all going to plan. Needed her to think her new handyman was also a bit of a caveman. I planned to treat her a little roughly, and "use" her, for my own pleasure. To be sure I was going to give her pleasure as well, I just wanted to add to the illusion that Mason wasn't me.
So I sent back:
Ooh, you're a sassy one, THAT I like. Especially when what they really need is a real man. I look forward to meeting you. BTW, I do other plumbing as well, if you need your pipes seen to ;)
She sent back a lol emoji and replied with:
See you Saturday, better do the job right, or you aren't getting any of this.
A moment later she sent me a selfie of her in a tight little chemise that showed off her commendable assets, and she had pulled up the hem so I could just about, but not quite, see where her legs met. That surprised me a bit. She did this kind of thing occasionally, but this one was pretty hot. I had to figure out how to get back into the dominant position in this little scenario of ours.
I decided to send back:
Well, you sure look hot, but hot is more than looks, see you Saturday!
Have to say, I was a little distracted the rest of the week. One of the things I love about creating a fun scenario for us is that it generates an erotic charge that builds ands has us both ready for action when the time comes. My wife and I flirted the rest of the week. At one point I even said, "With all of this pandemic mess, money is tight. Do whatever you have to to keep the cost down."
She smiled, and replied, "Mason sounded quite reasonable, I think I'll be able to get us a discount. Well, as long as you don't mind how I get it..." She trailed off, looking a little shy about what was likely going through her mind.