"OK. But what does your visiting a young lesbian have to do with that?" my wife asked.
"I read articles on 'How To Give Oral Sex' on the internet but that really didn't help too much. I watched porn movies where guys give women oral sex to huge orgasms but I could not see exactly what the guy was doing. Besides, how much of the orgasm was acting? So I asked myself, who could give the best orgasm to a woman. My answer was a lesbian.
"So I asked my friends and acquaintances if they had a friend who might be a lesbian. One person told me that there was a lesbian working evenings at the library. I contacted her and she said that she would come to our house and give you oral sex and I could watch. That was a no-go for me. I don't want anybody but me giving you oral sex, plus I was afraid that if she did it better than me, you might want her to do it all the time. A nurse at the Cancer Center told me she had a neighbor who was a young lesbian. She checked with her for me and the woman was willing to teach me how to do it. I have been to her house twice -- the second time was when Terry must have seen me," I explained.
What......how...why?" my wife said.
"The lady agreed to teach me for $100 a lesson and there would only be 3 lessons. The first lesson she undressed and stood before me. I was not to touch her but she used her body to demonstrate where and how a lesbian would make love to another woman. She said there was more to it than licking a pussy. She showed me how to stimulate the female breast as foreplay. Then how to stimulate the thighs and all round the pussy without touching it. Finally, she sat in a chair right in front of me and held her pussy open. She used her finger to simulate a tongue to demonstrate where to lick and where to suck. When she was finished I understood some things that I was doing incorrectly and many things that I was not doing at all.
"At the second lesson, she had me perform the things she had shown me. As I did it to her, she correct some of my efforts so as to be more stimulating. She said that I could not leave until I gave her an orgasm. I succeeded fairly quickly," I explained.
"God, I hope you did not kiss me with that mouth afterwards," my wife said.
"Actually, she showed me how she cleans her mouth and face after she has sex and she made me do it before I left. She was more concerned about you not finding out what we were doing than I was. The third lesson is on how to use a strap-on dildo. I don't think that I am interested to doing that so I guess my lessons are finished," I said.
"You had sex with a lesbian so that you could give me better oral sex? This sounds like adult sex comedy," my wife said.
"I have planned to take you out for dinner on Saturday evening then take you home to show you my new skills," I said.
"Why do I have to wait until Saturday? I would love to have an orgasm from oral sex right now," my wife said.
We went upstairs to our bedroom. I didn't get to finish my sandwich.
EPILOGUE:
I think the lessons were a success because my wife now wants oral sex almost every night and I am building strong jaw and tongue muscles.