The Sequel
After I wrote "Name That Dick" (published in the "Loving Wives" section August 29, 2012) a couple of years ago, I couldn't get that slut Jill out of my mind. Shortly after writing it I really wished I hadn't because it opened up a whole can of worms. Instead of weekly, I now thought about her hourly. I realized that every woman I was with after Jill I was measuring against her. They all came up short.
By now I had been out of college about four years and had a decent job, and good computer skills.
Since I had no serious relationship at the time, I decided to go for broke. I had two weeks vacation coming, and instead of going to Club Med or some such shit, I decided to find Jill, and see where that took me. I did a number of Internet searches and in checking court records found that she and Coach K had been granted a divorce about six months ago. To my surprise the court papers had her address on them.
I made a three day reservation at a resort near the town she lived in, and on the first day of my vacation, a Saturday, I made the two hour drive. I waited outside her garden apartment building until about noon, when I saw her leave.
I almost didn't recognize her because she didn't have that ugly frizzy hair she used to, and had little makeup on. She had dyed her hair blond β which worked well with her deep blue eyes β and it was shoulder length and combed nicely. Her only makeup was a little light blue eye shadow, and light lipstick. What tipped it off that it was her was that she still dressed like a slut and those skinny legs were very visible extending below her short skirt. Also highly visible were her great ass and large tits. Her body didn't seem to have changed at all in the five years since I saw her last, although now she was probably about 40 (I am 26).
I couldn't believe my reaction when I saw her. I got an instant hard-on, and my face became flushed. I apparently had it real bad for this slender-legged cockhound.
I followed her to the local grocery store β perfect. I entered a few minutes after she did, and when I made sure she was coming up one aisle, I went into the far end of it and started inspecting items on the shelf. I wanted her to recognize me rather than vice versa, if possible. I wore a T-shirt with my old college's name and logo on the sleeve and front to make it easier.
When she got close to me with her shopping cart I saw her stop, and with my peripheral vision was sure she was looking at me. I then turned toward her holding a can of something in my hand, like I was going to walk past her, and when our eyes met she said "Scott, that is you, isn't it?" I pretended to not know who she was for a few seconds, and then said "Jill! My God, you look fabulous! How are you?"