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My problems started on Thursday morning; I was due to start university on Monday morning. The problem was I had applied to two universities. I had been accepted for my second choice university and had been given a room in the Halls of Residence. Finally, on Thursday morning, I was emailed by my preferred choice of university. I was studying IT and Programming. This was the best university in the country for these courses.
I cancelled the second choice university and then contacted the coordinator of the Halls of Residence at my preferred university. Sadly, all the rooms had been taken. She emailed me a list of private houses that took students as lodgers. After contacting over twenty of the numbers she gave me, I had no luck. I had a friend from school who wasn't doing the same course as I, but he had been given a room in the Halls of Residence.
He suggested that If I had a sleeping bag, I could sleep on the floor in his room. That took a little pressure off me, but I knew it wasn't a long-term solution when I saw the room. On Monday my classes started. At one break, I took the opportunity to visit the office of the Halls of Residence. I met Mrs Morgan, who was the Administrator.
She was so helpful to me, explaining that Halls of Residence rooms were taken immediately, as this year, most new students were not from the local area, and now there were none available. I explained to her that I had tried over twenty of the numbers she had sent me but to no avail. She then told me that she would try to find me a room somewhere. I thanked her, then went to my next class, dreading sleeping in Tom's cramped room tonight.
My last lecture of the day finished at three. I checked my phone. I had a message from Mrs Morgan saying that she had found me a room. The name was Mrs Brown, and she gave me the telephone number and the address. She told me that Mrs Brown was a widow. She lived in a gorgeous apartment, and though she had five bedrooms in her apartment, she only took in one student. She didn't do it for the money, but for the company.
She also explained that Mrs Brown didn't just take anyone, she told me that I must go for an interview. If she considered me a suitable student, she would offer me a room. Mrs Morgan also explained that Mrs Brown had a set of rules and conditions that every student she took in, must accept. I was agreeable to all this. I checked her address; it was a beautiful sandstone building overlooking beautiful gardens. It was a three-minute walk to the University. I phoned Mrs Brown, and I agreed to my interview at four-thirty.
I arrived at Mrs Brown's at exactly four-thirty when the door opened. I saw a tall, attractive, voluptuous woman. She had massive tits. I couldn't keep my eyes off them.
"Are you Jack Ryan?"
I nodded and said yes. She invited me to the hallway then showed me a gorgeous bedroom. It was so spacious and beautifully furnished. I had a desk, a double bed. A large flat-screen television. It was a dream room. She then showed me the bathroom, then the lounge. Every room was gorgeous. I was wondering if I could afford this.
"Jack, I will call you Jack, but please call me Mrs Brown. You have now seen the accommodation. Is it suitable for you?"
"Mrs Brown, I'm so impressed with it. It would be an excellent place to live. May I ask one question? How is the internet connection as I need that for research in the evening."
"No problem, we have a glass-fibre connection, it is very fast. Let's go into the kitchen. I have several questions I need to ask you; some are personal, but I need to ask them to find out if you would be a suitable student to share my home with. I also have several rules which I will tell you about as we go through the interview."
I followed her into the kitchen. She was a woman in her early fifties; she had a fantastic figure, her skirt came to four inches above her knee. Her legs were long. She was wearing stockings. There was a beautiful sound as her stockinged legs touched, as she walked.
She asked if I would like some tea and biscuits? I nodded and said that I would love a cup. She told me that she was widowed fifteen years ago; she had not remarried. She enjoyed the stress-free life of not being married, then she said, "I'm getting ahead of myself; I've forgotten to ask you the most important question, I usually ask before I offer tea, but my gut feeling tells me your answer will be no. Do you smoke?"
"No, I have never smoked in my life. It is so bad for your health."
"That's good, Jack. I hate smokers; my late husband was a chain smoker. The smell in the house I hated. He died of lung cancer. Tea is ready. Let's have tea. Then I can start taking my notes."
The tea and biscuits were delicious, Mrs Brown's tits looked magnificent, I was trying not to look directly at them, but I couldn't help it. I could feel my cock stiffen as her massive tits jiggled when she moved. Then she asked, "How old are you, Jack?"
"I'm nineteen, and I'm studying IT at university. I intend to have a career in software engineering."
"Very interesting; how tall are you? Do you do any sports?"
"I'm six foot four inches, I swim a lot, and I exercise in the gym. I'm not involved in any team sports like football or rugby."
"That's good. I love to swim, too; I also attend a yoga class once a week. Now for a personal question, do you wank?"
I couldn't believe what she had asked. I didn't know how to reply. Finally, I stalled for time and said, "Pardon?"
Mrs Brown now had her hand shaped like she was wanking an imaginary cock. She asked again, "Do you wank, do you masturbate? I ask because I hate to see goo stains on my bedding. I accept that you are a healthy young man with needs and urges. I just don't want you shooting spunk all over the place. So I ask you again, do you wank?"
I understood now; I nodded my head and said, "Yes."
"How often?"
"A least twice, but usually three times a day."
Mrs Brown nodded her head, then said in an impressed voice, "Three times a day. We don't want our waste-paper basket filled with tissues. I will leave a hand towel on your bedside table, so you have a fresh towel every evening. I ask you to place the soiled towel in the laundry basket every morning. Are you comfortable with this?"