My marriage had finally fallen apart, there hadn't been much left to hold it together. My shrew wife had left me for a wealthy older man and I found that I was actually grateful. Nonetheless I felt sorely in need of a holiday and was pleased to be able to use my parents' apartment in Portugal for two long weeks.
I arrived at Heathrow airport early on Saturday. There was no joy in flying anymore, all the extra security had seen to that, and the airport itself was tedious with its myriad shops and I was anxious just to get going. I'd booked a BA flight, more expensive, but all the cheap airlines were full.
I was seated in the centre seat of a group of three towards the rear of the plane; I'd have preferred a window seat but I booked too late. Boarding was the usual organised havoc but eventually the passengers were seated and the plane ready to depart. In the window seat beside me was an elderly man, who made it obvious that he was intending to sleep for the duration of the flight and on the other side of me was a pleasant looking woman who appeared to be in her late forties.
She had light brown straight hair cut in a simple bob, and from what I'd seen as she put her bag in the overhead locker, a full figure under a pretty floral sundress. Whilst sitting waiting for take off, I flicked through the tattered BA magazine to find what music was on the classical channel of in-flight radio and as usual there wasn't much. I glanced across to see the woman next to me looking at the same page. "Nothing much there as usual," I commented.
She looked up and gave me a very attractive smile. "No. I don't know who makes these decisions but they don't seem to know much about music. A program that lasts for ninety minutes on a three hour flight. Then they stuff it with 'easy listening' music in the odd belief that it will appeal to lovers of classical music."
"I know. Why do they think that film themes are classical just because they are played by an orchestra."
Once we started talking it just seemed easy to go on. Her name was Hannah and she liked Bach and Handel. We discussed the music we liked, the music we didn't like, our favourite composers, performances we'd seen, performances we wanted to see and anything else remotely connected with music. So engrossed were we in each other's company that we hardly noticed the journey, the unpleasant airline food or the constant interruptions for tea, coffee and encouragement to buy duty free gifts. The captain's announcement that we were only twenty minutes from Faro was actually a surprise.
"Almost there" I said.
"Yes" she replied, sounding very unenthusiastic.
"You don't sound pleased."
"I was invited out by a married couple, who are good friends of mine, to join them because they thought I needed a break. It seemed like a good idea but now I'm beginning to feel as if I'll be intruding."
"I'm sure they wouldn't have asked if they didn't want you to come."
"You're a very gallant young man." She smiled warmly.
"I'm not that young."
"It's all relative. How old are you?"
"Twenty-nine."
"Only two years older than my daughter."
I couldn't believe that this woman was old enough to be my mother. "Don't be silly. You're not old enough to have a twenty-seven year old daughter."
"Sweet talker. Go on then, how old am I?"
"No. Even I know you never talk about a lady's age."
"I'll let you. We're just fellow travellers so it won't matter."
"Forty five."
"More flattery. I like you." She laughed.
"No. Really. I mean it."
"Fifty two."
"I don't believe you."
She smiled again, I was beginning to like her smile. "I'm afraid you'll have to," she said.
"Well you look very good if I may be permitted to say."
If anything her smile became broader. "Maybe my friends were right about this holiday. If I meet a few more like you, my ego will be totally restored."
"Where are you going to?"
"My friends have a house near Monte Gordo."
"I'm heading to my parents' apartment in Monte Gordo."
"Oh good. If I bump into you, you can pay me some more compliments. Is there much to do there?"
I told her what I could remember of the resort, the beaches, the bars and restaurants. Then the plane came to a halt and the passengers began to disembark. Hannah and I strolled along together to the security check points and baggage reclaim still enjoying our conversation. She turned on her mobile phone and almost immediately it began playing its irritating tune as it was receiving messages. She checked them and muttered. "Oh blast."
"Problem?"
"My friends have broken down and can't get here for another hour."
"Well, I've booked a hire car. How about if I give you a lift to Monte Gordo and they pick you up there?"
"Are you sure?" she asked, looking relieved.
"Oh course."
"Then, thank you. I'll just call them back and let them know."
I loaded all our luggage onto a trolley, and we went in search of the car hire desk. I had only hired a class one car which turned out to be a Fiat Cinquecento. It was just large enough to get all the cases into the boot, except one that went on the back seat. Opening the passenger-side door to let Hannah get in won me another smile, and a very nice glimpse of a shapely leg. I suddenly felt embarrassed; I could only hope that she didn't see me leering.