My wife then quickly turned to my list and started with the 3 celebs -- each of whom my MIL dismissed as being a slut, a slapper, and a husband robbing home wrecker. When my wife mentioned her friend my MIL broke her heart laughing and proclaimed "honey, if he ever strays near her, I will cut it off for you" I can only imagine she was talking about my now shrinking cock. I was shit scared as to what she might say when my wife revealed my 5th choice.
"You will never guess who he picked as his 5th choice mom?" asked Karen.
"Give me a clue!" responded Olive.
"OK, he used to steel glimpses down her top went we first started dating and though we never knew". With that Olive started to laugh and looked right at me. I could see a twinkle in her eye but her response was simple "Boy, having a look down my top is one thing, you ever bring that thing of yours near me and I can tell you this, I will be posting pieces of it to your friends for weeks". At this point I made my excuses and left for bed.
At some point during the night I woke busting for a piss and headed out to the bathroom -- another one of my wife's ideas was to give her mother the master bedroom -- plodded down the landing and into the bathroom for a piss. On returning to my room I heard noises coming from Olive's room and went to check. And then it happened, the unmistakable sound of a woman in the throes of orgasm using what sounded like an industrial vibrator to do it. As much as it surprised me that she or all people would be giving herself an orgasm nothing prepared me for what came next....."Yes, yes, yes, oh Dave, fuck me hard baby, fuck me like you never fucked Karen before!!!" I nearly fell fucking over. I was dumbstruck. And she continued "Make me cum fill me with your cum, I want to feel it inside my womb". I couldn't stop myself from reaching into my boxers and fishing out my now hard cock and slowly starting to wank myself.
"Oh Jesus not now, not now" she cried as the sound of the vibrator slowed to a stop. "Fuck" was the last words I remember before her bedroom door flew open and she stepped out. She stopped dead in her tracks, seeing the sight of me, standing in her doorway with my hard cock in my hand and pre-cum dripping onto the floor. It was then that I realised she was still completely naked with the vibrator in one hand and the now spent batteries in the other. She is about 5'3" in height, UK size 12. 34B tits which hung down somewhere between where they should be and where her bellybutton is. Typical wrinkly stomach you would expect on a 70 year old, but beneath it was a completely bald pussy. The lips of which were red, wet and protruding about 1.5" below her slit.
Her look of horror turned to a look of confusion in a split second, she look out of the bedroom door, looking each way down the landing and then as quick as the door had opened, she silently closed it, but not before I had stepped in, still holding my cock.
She again looked at me and before I could say a word she dropped to her knees and took the entire 6.5" of my cock into her mouth. I nearly shot my lot there and then. She sucked me for about 30 seconds, although it would have been 30 minutes for all I knew, before standing up looking me straight in the eye and saying "Not a fucking word" and dragging me by the cock to the bed. IT was only as she discarded the vibrator referring to it as "useless" that I noticed exactly what vibrator it was, a certain pink rubber one!!! Now my mind was racing. She threw me on the bed and jumped on he and proceed to, well for want of a better word, rape me. The woman was insatiable. She mounted me reverse cowgirl and guided my rock hard cock into what I expected to be an old loose cunt, but in fact it was tighter than my wife's. She took me fully to the hilt until my balls slapped against her clit and she proceeded to ride me like a rodeo. She would from time to time lean forward to grab my ankles giving me a clear view of her 70year old ass -- well it was too much and I reached out and slipped a finger in, she didn't even notice. Two fingers, not a whimper. It was only when I put the third one in that she let a squeal and speeded her rhythm up. Mid pound she spun around -- nearly broken my fucking fingers off as they popped out of her ass, and without missing a beat proceeded to pound down on my shaft. Now I had a full view of her saggy old tits which were slapping against her tummy on every down stroke. I reached up and pinched the nipples, the items of my fascination some 15 or so years ago. They were better than I could ever have imagined. So hard but yet the skin was soft to touch. I pulled her forward by the nipple her saggy tits acting like a tow rope until I had BOTH nipples in my mouth at the same time!!!
She was not reaching the very top of her climax and through gritted teeth yelled "Yes, Yes, now you mother fucker, cum for me cum in my pussy" as much as I tried to hold out for longer I just couldn't and I blew the hardest heaviest load of my life, rope after rope of thick cum shot out into her pussy, she yelped with each dose of hot cum shooting into her womb. I must have cum 8 or 9 full jets of cum before she slowed down and collapsed on top of me. Without a word, she stood up, cupping her pussy with her hand and walked to the en-suite. I was sure I heard her drinking and licking every last drop. When she returned she was wearing the night dress and dressing gown and handed me a damp cloth to clean myself. Any hope of seconds were dashed when she opened the door and ushered me out. I went back to bed that night and slept like a baby.
As the next day was Saturday I was up early to tend to the kids and take them on the usual Saturday morning rounds of swimming, hockey, football etc. and by the time I returned home both my wife and mother in law were up, dressed and heading out shopping.
As they were leaving the house, my wife leaned in for the usual peck on the cheek, but instead lunged at me, rammed her tongue down my throat and gave me cock a squeeze, "You just wait until later baby" were the last words she said before leaving for shopping