During Freshers Week I joined the Glasgow University Gilbert & Sullivan Society and the Glasgow University Debating Club.
THE GILBERT & SULLIVAN CLUB
The G&S Soc is unusual since it allows non-students to join. They put on 2 shows each year. It was here that I first met Vera, who was 20 years my senior. She wasn't a student but was an accomplished singer and actress.
She played the elderly Ruth in "The Pirates of Penzance" while I was in the chorus as one of the (cowardly) Cornish Policemen. I have a fondness for older women and I fancied Vera. I liked being in her company.
THE AFTER SHOW PARTY.
One of the many joys of being in a G&S production is the After Show party. The person who played the Pirate King was a babe magnet, and the girls who played 'the bevvy of beauties" flocked round him.
I am not a great drinker and I am not a handsome hunk. I am also a bit shy when in social situations. I drank too much and woke up the next morning feeling rough.
But I was shocked to find that I had Vera as a bedmate. I assumed that I was in her house. I was naked and Vera wore a cotton nightie that hid her beautiful, large tits.
Vera said "What do you want to have for breakfast?"
I replied "Scrambled egg on toast and white coffee with no sugar would be great."
I couldn't recall leaving the party, nor how I had got to sleep beside Vera. I didn't know if I had fucked her, but I suspected that I had.
Vera said "If you need the loo put on a dressing gown, I don't want my son seeing you in the all-together. He is in the other bedroom. His name is Peter. He's 14 and can be stroppy, but his heart is in the right place."
Vera wore a wedding ring.
She added "My husband left me a decade ago to shack up with a younger woman. He is a Catholic and doesn't want us to have a divorce. But give the bastard his due, he is good at maintenance payments."
I said "So, technically, you and I committed adultery last night. I hope he doesn't come in with a gun."
Vera mock-smiled and asked "Am I just another notch on your belt?"
I replied "I have only 1 other notch. And she was a one night stand. How about you?"
Vera replied "I have 3 notches, but nothing serious. Men don't like women with a son. Am I just a post-party lay?"
I said "I'm not put off by Peter, even if he is stroppy. You are sexy and talented, and nature has been kind to you, unlike Ruth."
In the play Ruth is described as "on the whole plain" and she has "the remains of a beauty".
I said "I want to meet you again. How about going to the King's Theatre for a show? Would Peter like "Return To The Forbidden Planet?" It is billed as "Shakespeare's forgotten rock and roll masterpiece", I.have seen it and I can see why it won the Olivier Award for Best New Musical.
VERA AND I BECOME AN ITEM
I thought that Peter might not like the rock and roll musical,
I said to Vera "If your son doesn't like the show we will all leave together during the first interval. But I honestly think he will enjoy the music."
Vera said "You are the first man who has invited Peter and I on a date."
I was pleased.
Vera asked "My son will be 14 next month. Do you mind if we take him for a burger at the Ubiquitous Chip. It's something that I reserve for his birthday treat."
The Ubiquitous Chip was (and still is) a high-class eatery in Glasgow's West End.
I said "Its little wonder that you reserve it as a birthday treat. I'll part pay for it."
Peter agreed to go to the show and we enjoyed it.
The next month all 3 of us enjoyed going to the Ubiquitous Chip. Peter got used to his mum and I being an item. I often stayed overnight and slept with Vera.
They invited me to the Chip for my birthday treat. It amused me that Vera's husband was financing his wife paying for my treat while I fucked his wife regularly. Sex with Vera was pleasurable for us both.
AGISM
While I liked being Vera's bedmate, I was also ashamed that she was so much older than I was. I feared the reaction of the other Glasgow University students if they knew I was sleeping with a woman twice as old as I was.
SECRECY
Vera's house was a mile away from the University. This made it easy for me to see her without anyone in the University knowing. I always arranged our dates in places that University students didn't frequent.
One example of this secrecy was when Vera and I went swimming. I could have got Vera "student friend" admission to the University swimming pool. But then everyone would have known Vera was special to me.
Instead Vera and I swam in her local public swimming baths. They weren't a patch on the University pool.
TINA AND THE DEBATING CLUB
I became quite proficient at the art of rhetorical presentation because of joining the Glasgow University. I had been with Vera for 8 months and I was now in my 2nd year at University when I first met Tina.
We met at the Inter-University Debating contest. I was on the Glasgow University team and she was on the Glasgow Caledonian University team. The 2 Glasgow universities played each other twice each academic term.
Glasgow Caledonian University was then only 3 years old and did not have a great debating team. But Tina was the pick of the bunch. She had a gift for using extravagant metaphors. She was also strong on her preparation.
But Tina had to learn how to accept (and use to her own advantage) interventions. I suggested that she watched You tube videos of comedians who use their skills to silence
Her team leader needed to get used to summarising the debate (without introducing new arguments) and to influence the judges.
After the debate ended many of us went to the pub. One night Tina was unusually quiet.