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I had just graduated high school and was spending the summer before college driving down the west coast from Portland to San Diego. Picking up odd jobs along the way for gas and food, I found myself in the sleepy little town of Cambria.
Landing a gig at a Bed and Breakfast at the beach for the summer was a dream come true. Hired to basically do anything that needed to be done, from minor repairs to delivering room service to the guests, the job was way below my pay grade. The owners were in their late 40s. Rich was a corporate mucky-muck in San Francisco while Teresa ran the B&B.
A New Jersey native, Teresa was one tough cookie and ran a tight ship. Five foot nothing and 110 pounds soaking wet, her blonde spikey bob was embellished with bright purple highlights, a real looker. Even in worn jeans and an oversized College of New Jersey sweatshirt, she was smouldering.
The B&B had been her grandparents and she was fiercely determined to maintain the standards set up generations ago. Rich saw the B&B as the investment it was and had no passion for the property.
You could tell she was lonely, often hanging around the office long after her desk was clear. It was on those occasions that we would end up chatting about this and that. "Rich is a good guy," she would ultimately confide in me, "He just spends long hours at work and is too tired to drive down for the weekends."
She didn't notice or didn't seem to care how young I was. And while I took charge in my constant fantasies about her, I had never been with a married woman. I'd never been with an older woman. Truth be told, I had never been with any woman, but that's not something you go around telling women, especially one who seems to be flirting at every opportunity.
One night as I was cleaning up the shop, enjoying beer number two, she came out front and sighed, "I wish I would have met you when I was younger." Her uniform shirt was unbuttoned more deeply than normal and I could see the sweet roundness of her breasts staring me in the face.
I don't remember exactly what I said next since my sudden stiffness sucked any breath right out of me.
I gulped hard and licked my suddenly dry lips. She lifted her beer bottle, clicking against mine, "We would have had a lot of fun together if we had met at 18."