"Oh no, Kenny has a huge cock" Nan said with a laugh. "He's huge, like a horse. I never actually measured it but he tells me it's well north of 9 inches and I do believe that to be true considering how uncomfortable it can be when he forces that damned thing in me."
That comment stopped me in my tracks, I laughed it off, we both giggled like school girls but I found the thought of it amazing.
I've known Nan and Kenny for years, I went to school with Nan, I knew her family and our children go to the same schools and play together after
I'm not so knowing of Ken, they met in college and he was born and raised out in Montana, far from our Ohio home. I just never thought about that possibility. He just doesn't come across as someone that is gifted in that way.
He's quiet and well mannered, intelligent and thoughtful. I just have never thought of him in the category of stud.
My own husband is quite the opposite, he fancies himself as a "player", he's always flirting and hinting at his size when in reality he is very lacking in that area.
He claims he's bigger than average but if average is truly six inches, old Mr. Cool guy has an inch or two to grow yet. Not that I'm complaining mind you, I'm just saying......
"So how come you never mentioned this before?" I asked when the giggling finally subsided.
"Really, Joyce, I didn't of it as something that would interest you."
Nan answered with a lift of her eyebrows.
"So that's why you walk around with that Cheshire cat grin on your face all day." I teased.
"Oh my, if that were only true!" Nan replied.
"The truth is that he really doesn't know what to do with it. When he needs to, he just mounts me, pumps for a few minutes, ejaculates and rolls over and goes to sleep. The man has little or no interest in sex,at least not with me." She sighed.
Suddenly the front door opened and the living room exploded with the sound of children home from school. All thoughts about sex vanished into the chaos of snacks,shouting children and school papers.
After the children were finally bedded down for the night, I made my weary way upstairs.
Bob was watching Monday Night Football and I don't think he even noticed when I made myself ready for bed. I slid into the bed and kissed him on his head. He smiled his charming smile and asked about the children.
I began explaining what had transpired over the course of the evening until I realized it was a rhetorical question and he really had no interest in what I was telling him. He was focused on the men in the green uniforms that were crashing into the men in the white uniforms.
I turned on my reading light and picked up the novel I was in the process of reading.
It was a bit of a romance novel, I'll admit that but really, most novels are more or less romance novels. Aren't they?
This one had some great sex scenes, the writer made sex sound oh so much more appealing than the reality I experienced.
Bob farted, and reached for his drink. I wanted to be somewhere far, far away.