(The following takes place before the Nick and Ms. Jones storyline.)
"It was a mistake coming here," Ms. Jones thought to herself as she scanned the gym's interior.
Ms. Jones took a sip of punch and posted up against the table behind her.
"I came to my reunion in the hopes of banging some of the studs I went to school with but all of them are taken," she thought while taking another sip.
Ms. Jones let out a sigh before getting off the table and walking towards the exit.
"Tammy? Tammy Jones, is that you?" a voice called out from behind her.
"Ah, shit. I know that voice," Ms. Jones thought to herself as she stopped.
She switched her annoyed expression over to a fake smile and turned around.
"Jessica! Oh, it's been too long!" she said while hugging her.
Ms. Jones took a good look at her old "friend" through the dark gym with the rotating stage lights shining on her every now and then.
"Crow's feet, face-lift, too much lipstick, ugly fucking outfit; you really hit the mom-stage hard," Ms. Jones thought to herself.
"I didn't think I'd see any of my old friends here," Jessica said. "I almost didn't come!"
"Well, I thought I'd come by and see how everyone was doing after some odd years out of high school," Ms. Jones said.
"Well I'm doing great," Jessica said. "I expanded my dealership to a few new locations, my husband's doing wonders as a neurosurgeon, and our brilliant son is back in town finishing up some core classes at the local university."
Ms. Jones stood filled with disdain as she listened to Jessica list every single thing that's happened in her life. Jessica did not once let Ms. Jones have a chance to talk about herself.
"Enough about me, how about you? How is your son doing?" Jessica asked.
"My son's studying up north at the college of [place]," Ms. Jones said.
"Ouch. He couldn't get into a university and had to settle for community college, huh?" Jessica said in a catty-tone.
"No, Jessica," Ms. Jones replied, growing visibly angry. "That's the only place in the state that does certification for what he wants to go into. He actually transferred out of the University of [town] to go there."
Jessica kept her condescending expression and moved on to the next question.
"So, how's your husband doing?" she asked.
"Oh, he passed away quite a while back," Ms. Jones solemnly replied.
"Oh... well mine's still kickin'!" Jessica replied enthusiastically, as if ignoring what Ms. Jones had just told her.
Before Ms. Jones could voice her outrage, Jessica called out to another person and walked over to her. Clenching her fists at her side, she made a quick exit to her car.
*****
"Ugh! I just can't believe she said that!" Ms. Evans said with a shocked expression.
"I know, right? Who the hell just talks about someone's kid and deceased husband like that?!" Ms. Jones replied while pouring another glass of wine.
"She's always been like that since high school. I don't know if she's just a massive bitch or dumb enough to think that was being sincere," Ms. Evans said.
Ms. Jones pounded down her glass of wine before pouring another.
"You know what I should do? I should get revenge!" Ms. Jones declared.
"And how are you gonna do that?" Ms. Evans said while slowly taking the bottle away from her.
"I could fuck her husband!" Ms. Jones said. "Wait, he's a surgeon. I imagine his schedule is pretty busy, so I don't know when I would even be able to get to him. I'd also feel pretty guilty if we banged during his resting time and he ended up killing a patient from lack of sleep..."
"What about fucking up her car?" Ms. Evans suggested.
"Nah. She owns a car dealership chain or something, she could just get a new one," Ms. Jones replied.
The two sat in silence, staring at their partially empty wine glasses.
"Why don't you fuck her son?" Ms. Evans said.
Ms. Jones' eyes grew wide.
"Huh? What would fucking her son accomplish?" Ms. Jones asked.
"Think about it, Tammy. He grew up in a die-hard Christian household, so he's definitely still a virgin. Just think about the upset it would cause Jessica if her son lost his v-card before marriage and to the MILF she went to school with."
"Hey... that could work!" she replied, finishing the rest of her glass afterwards. "If I remember correctly, he's going to the same college as my nephew. I could ask him about him, find out where he lives, and plan my revenge from there!"
"Okay, if you need anything, you know where to find me," Ms. Evans said, excusing herself and leaving Ms. Jones' house.
Ms. Jones pulled out her phone and read through a text sent by Nick.
"Do you still have that graphing calculator? Mine stopped working and I was wondering if I could borrow it tomorrow," the text read.
"Sure thing. I'll stop by your apartment tomorrow to drop it off in the morning," Ms. Jones replied.
"Heh heh, now I just need to wait until morning," she thought to herself as she headed to bed.
*****
Ms. Jones knocked on Nick's apartment door. Nick shortly answered and greeted her.
"Here's the calculator, champ," she told him while handing him the device.
"Thanks, auntie, you're a life saver," he said while taking it.
"Oh, by the way, do you happen to know an Oliver Porter?" Ms. Jones asked.
"Yeah, he's in one of my classes. In fact, I was supposed to drop off his notes at his house today, but that's gonna be a problem because of my schedule," Nick said.
"Hey, why don't I drop it off for you?" Ms. Jones suggested. "I know his mother from high school and can drop it off at her place on my way back from here."
"That would mean a lot if you could," Nick said.
Nick welcomed his aunt inside as he went to his room to grab the papers. Ms. Jones looked at herself in the blank TV screen's reflection to check her outfit.
"Peach colored sweater that makes my breasts stand out, tight jeans with heels, and easy enough on the lipstick to make it smear on another person dick!" she thought to herself.
Nick returned shortly with the papers and gave them to Ms. Jones. She then left the apartment and headed out to Oliver's house.
*****
Ms. Jones checked the house numbers as she drove by until she was at the right one. After seeing that neither Jessica nor her husband were home, she parked her car in the driveway and headed to the front door with the binder of notes. Oliver answered the door after Ms. Jones rang it.
Oliver stood at 5'6'', Caucasian, and on the nerdy side. He was taken back by the mysterious and busty stranger at the door.