Mrs. Vernon's Obedience Training Part One
"Oh Dorothy, you didn't?"
"I did Cathleen, just as you said. I have to say I couldn't understand why the classes would have been held so late. I should have asked you at the time. "
"Oh my goodness, I'd no idea you were thinking along completely different lines. I thought you understood, did I mention classes, surely not, I'm so sorry, how silly, what an awful experience."
"I felt such a fool , it was only when I went back the second time that the fog cleared and to tell the truth if it hadn't been for John Allenby recognising me and putting me in the picture I'd still be asking people was I in the right place. "
"What actually happened, oh I do wish you'd double checked with me? "
"Well, I arrived at Streamside just before nine o'clock although I couldn't for the life of me work out how anyone could possibly see in the dark. I was sure there wasn't a hall or a suitable building of any size ,apart from the toilet block but there were lots of cars parked and a couple of vans so I thought, it seems to be well supported. Anyway I got parked and decided I'd sit there for a while and see if anything would happen. No sooner had I done that and put on the interior light to powder my nose and check my hair than I was aware that someone, a man, had come close to the car. I wound down the window a little and spoke to him.
"Good evening, are you here for the obedience classes, am I in the right place? "
"Oh yes, whatever happens is fine with me, there's usually all sorts going on although I've not taken a great interest in the obedience bit. Do you have a collar and lead? "
"Of course, I've brought collar and lead with me. Who actually runs the obedience part, do many come for that? "
"Well most would be like myself, a mixture of this and that but Zelda specialises in that line of business, that's her van over by the side of the toilets. "
"I've brought my boy with me, he needs some discipline drummed into him, he's got very bold and just won't do anything for me and I hope it's not too late. "
"Where is he? "
"In the cage in the back, I think he's probably dozing, he really is a lazy boy."
"Zelda will put a bit of life in him, that's for sure. Is it not terrible cramped in the cage, does he enjoy that "
"He's fine, is there a hall or something here, where does everyone meet? "
"No, just in the cars or out through the park, there's benches and seats you understand."
"It seems very strange I can't think why you run this so late. It's impossible to see clearly what's going on. "
"People travel a fair bit to get here so its suits and it's safer too. Course it goes on late as well so everyone's catered for so to speak. Would you like to take him out and have a look darling? "
"No, I think I'll leave him here and wander over on my own and see what Zelda has to say first and then maybe later."
"Right, I'll come round again and see how you're fixed."
"So you see Cathleen, I hadn't a clue. What in heaven's name I thought I was doing I'll never know and I see now what an idiot I was not to realise there just couldn't have been dog obedience classes at that place.
Anyway, I strolled over to Zelda's van and on the way another very friendly gentleman enquired what was I looking for. I was able to say quite confidently I thought that I was on the right track and had more or less found it. He kindly offered to be of assistance if it didn't work out.
There was little sign of life at the van apart from some scuffling and thumps coming from inside. I knocked the side door and asked was I in the right place for obedience. A voice from inside said yes, but not tonight, she was already up to her eyes it seems but if I was here tomorrow night she would see to me.
On the way back to the car the first man I spoke to came beside me and said. "
"Have you decided to get him out for me? "
"No, Zelda's going to take him tomorrow night so I'll be back then although for the life of me I can't think where she'll do it? "
"Oh it's a grand big van, all fitted out inside, she'll give him what he needs alright. "
"Well that's most reassuring , I'll be able to relax while she's working with him. "
"Good that'll be a good night then, you're a fine looking woman and it's great to see a bit more class around here. "
"I could kick myself Cathleen, what an absolute idiot. "
"No, it's my fault Dorothy, I simply didn't realise."
"I went back the next night as planned, not as many cars but I was a little earlier this time. No sign of Zelda's van so I decided to wait. Just like the night before someone appeared by the side of the car almost immediately. I thought it was my friend so I rolled my window right down and a man with a scarf over his mouth and nose bent down to look in. I got such a shock. "