"You vile young pervert! How could you do that to my own mother? Week after week. You're shameless!"
Here I sat in front of Mrs. Crotchy's daughter, receiving the tongue-lashing of my young life---all for something that gave her mother (and me) such pleasure.
As I was finishing up high school, I did more and more odd jobs for some of the nicer old ladies in the neighborhood. Mrs. Crotchy was the nicest. About 66 years old, a widow, with soft silver-gray medium length hair and pale blue eyes. She always had her surprisingly full lips formed into a smile or a sexy O, depending on her mood. While she would usually be referred to as petite, her breasts were decidedly on the full side.
After taking care of a few things around her house, she rewarded me with more than money. At first, what one would expect: cookies, pies, sandwiches. Then one day, after all the work was done and all the treats eaten, she brought out a small cardboard box and placed it on the coffee table in front of the sofa.
"Randy", she said(since that was my name), come over and sit down here. It'll be easier to see what I've got for you."
"After my husband died, I didn't have the heart to throw these out. He loved them so. So, since you are of age now and full of life, I thought maybe you would like to have a look at them."
"What are they, Mrs. Crotchy?"
"Some old magazines, men's magazines, glamour magazines, nudies. I hope you don't go telling anyone that I've given them to you."
With that my mouth went dry and my cock went up. The idea of this sweet old woman talking like that and wanting to do that for me!
Carefully opening up the flaps, I looked down and saw the first of the glossy, colorful females smiling at me from the cover of a long-out-of-print porn rag from the '50s. Under that, another, then another. I looked at her and saw her encouraging smile and blush on her cheeks, and started to take them out.
"I don't know what to say, Mrs. Crotchy," I choked out.
"You don't have to say anything, Randy. These never failed to turn on the mister, and I hope they turn you on, too."
"Th-thank you."
"You do like being turned on, don't you Randy? I know most young men do."
"Yes. But I just can't accept these. I don't know how I'd sneak these into my house. And if I did, I'd hate for my folks to catch me with them. How would I ever explain..."
"Oh, dear. I never thought of that. Maybe you could just look at them while you're here. I can make myself scarce and let you have some privacy. How would that be?"
How much privacy? I wondered. But I said, "That would be great, Mrs. Crotchy."
"Alright, then I'll just leave you be...with all these lovelies." Saying that with a smile on her face, she turned and adjusted the cutains to give me more light, then sort of sashayed out of the room.
So there I sat, with a boxful of beauties to ogle to my heart's content and to my cock's pleasure. I took the rest out of the secret vault they had laid in for years and arranged them on the cleared coffee table. My heart and head and hardon throbed with the excitement of it all. The best turn-ons are the unexpected ones and this clearly fit that description.
An hour later, after having made myself comfy and getting the lighting just right, I finished the first of my new treasure trove. It was visual viagra at it's best. Then she came back and asked in a soft voice if she could bother me for a second. Pulling my eyes from the biggest bosom I'd ever seen, I turned towards her to see her smiling indulgently but a bit regretfully.
"Now I don't mind your staying here a bit longer, but your parents might be getting worried. Maybe you should finish up there for tonight and come again some other time. What do you say?
"I guess you're right, Mrs. Crotchy." I relunctantly started putting the magazines back in the "closet" that they came from. Then getting up to go, felt a pull in the front of my pants. Damn! I'd gotten so used to having a woody that it never occurred to me to hide it. Certainly the women I'd been looking at for the last hour didn't mind.
"Oh my, you really did enjoy them, didn't you? I'm glad to see they've done somebody some good."
"Oh, god, I'm so sorry Mrs. Crotchy." As I turned to hide the bulge and tried to do something about it.