Hello, my name is Chad, I'm almost 21 and I think I've been turning into a responsible young adult for the most part since I moved out on my own, with my proof of that being where my story starts out, which is being the responsible young adult son and doing a favor for my mom by picking her friend up from the airport. And the fact that there would probably be a good meal in it for me was just a bonus.
Now, this story is not about my mom, who has always been known as Miss Chatty Catty, but she is the social central for the over 40 crowd around Middleton and I just wanted to paint a picture for you that when she goes all "eek, eek, eek" and stuff, imagine her vibrating on her toes while holding both arms bent with clenched fists that almost bouncing off of her shoulders. I love mom, but all my life. Eek.
Anyways, not in exchange for a good meal or anything, I chipped in and agreed to pick Mrs. Belles up from the airport for a long 4th of July weekend visit so mom could stay home and organize, I mean, host her other friends since there was a delay with Mrs. Belles flight. Which was fine with me, just as long as there wasn't delay with the meal that mom had catered in from the Deli. Not that food was all that important, but I'm still struggling with food other than what is handed to me through a drive through window. But I know that the big silvery box with doors is meant to hold other food, I mean, I'm quickly becoming a responsible young adult, right?
Anyways, back on the highway with Mrs. Belles, who used to be known as the "cool" mom before she and her family moved away.
[Vroom, vroom, a safe speed and calm cruising speed down the highway, vroom]
"Mrs. Belles, I snuck six cans of your favorite clear and fizzy soda in mom's refrigerator door, okay? You still like your clear and fizzy sodas, right, Mrs. B?"
Well, that was something that I remembered about Mrs. Belles and probably not something that mom would think about, so.
"LOL, clear, fizzy, fuzzy and sizzling describes my weekend nightie that I packed, Chad! Well, one of them, so thanks for my special sodas, sweetie."
[A slight serve in the calm highway cruise, get a grip]
"I'm sure that I will need the little boost of energy that they provide to keep up with what I assume will be a gurling schedule since you know, your mom is in charge of the entire weekend of events."
Well, mom rehearses her social circle speeches, so.
"How is her pool looking these days, Chad?"
[Back to safely cruising down the highway in one lane]
"Oh, better than ever and not to release a spoiler, but I think there is burger cookout planned for Saturday afternoon, so, um, did you pack a bikini, I mean, a swim suit, Mrs. Belles, huh?"
"Oh, Chad, um, one mom bikini, one non mom bikini and um, one other, so?"
[Vroom, roar, vroom, Chad's right foot is not working properly]
Oh, well then, one mom bikini, okay then and one non mom bikini, alright then, right and oops, one other? With no further details? Huh?
"Oh, I mean, I'm almost 21 now, Mrs. Belles, so, um, one other????"
"Oh, sorry old man, um, one other as in a slingshot string bikini, you know, for the shower and selfies to relive the good old days, so? It's green, LOL, dental floss string."
[Serves, OMG, pick a lane and stay in it, Chad!]
"Oh, OMG, um, well, Mrs. Belles, it's a good thing my old bedroom has a full-length mirror in it for selfies then since selfies are a must these days, tee he, Mrs. Belles, so, um, it's like just string, string then, Mrs. Belles, huh?"
"Oh, like a dental floss MILF Ho slingshot string bikini, Chad. Like in need a boob, it's right there or need that honeypot, well, it's just a string away, Chad."
[Serves hard, ends up half on the shoulder of the highway]
"I'm going to pass out, Mrs. Belles!"
"Tee he, that usually happens after trashing the honeypot, Chad! Eyes on the road, young man."
[Rocks are flying up from driving half on the highway shoulder and half in a lane]
"But thanks (leans across the front seat to plan a cheek peck, smack) for remembering my favorite fizzy soda. And don't be a stranger this weekend around your mom's house, tee he, if her holiday weekend social schedule actually has down time built into it."
It will not have much down time built into that other than sleep time. I mean, "eek, eek, eek", her old schoolmate sisters are gathering for the long holiday weekend of events, right?
[Driving is calming down again]
"I mean, I won't be a total stranger, but you know my mom, if she's not hauling you around to literally visit with your entire yearbook in between all of the holiday events and the 4th of July Festival, I mean, the only down time that I can foresee will be for sleeping, tee he, in that clear, sheer, fizzy, fuzzy, sizzling nightie that you described, tee he, so?"
"Oh, and speaking of that, you don't have a problem with an old woman squirming, I mean, sleeping in your old bed, right, Chad?"
[Squirming about? Pick a lane and stay in it, pick a lane and stay in it]
"Aw, come on, Mrs. Belles, you're not old, you're just older and that's how like works. And speaking of that and you definitely didn't hear this from me, but you know, right, Mrs. B?"
"Yeah, Martha Miller texted me with a heads up that there will be the official handing off and trading ceremony of the old silver teaspoons to commemorate the unofficial class reunion and she picked one up for me from the Little Silver Teaspoon Shop on the Strip. And speaking of that, Chad, spooning sex from behind like that is my specialty!"
[Not on the shoulder of the highway! Pick a lane! At least stay in a lane on the highway!]
"Well, it used to be my specialty back when I had access to a hard cock. My hips are built for taking my man for a magic spoon ride of his life, but limp dicks don't measure up to a teaspoon, so?"
[Okay, okay, stay on the shoulder, but manage it, Chad! Rocks are flying up!]
"Um, um, bah, bah, bah, um, well then, Mrs. B, um..."
[Smooths back into traffic in the proper lane]
"Well, just so you get that us having sex this weekend isn't off the table, Chad."
[Fine, serve across all the lanes! Oh, there was the main exit, so, it was okay]
"My word, the Strip seems to have changed a lot since I moved away, Chad. What are there, like a bazillion shops on it now? I mean, really, we just passed the Cracked Coffee Cup Shop, for Pete's sakes!"
"Oh, it's closing in on a gazillion shops, Mrs. Belles, I mean, just out of your window is the Bent Nail Shop and it's busier than one would think, so?"
[Safe cruising speed down the Strip]
"Tee he, is your nail bent or straight, Chad? Not that it will matter, but I've never had one that points to the North Star, you know, like my titties used point, so, tee he, is there still an alley back there, Chad, hmm? Also, the traffic light turned green, Chad."
[Beep-beep, let's go! Honk-honk, green means go! Beep-beep, put it in gear!]