I watched the removers lift the last box into the house, they even unpacked most if and left me to so the odd bits here and there and once they had finished I shut the door. Since my parents had died 3 months ago I was now the owner of their old house, I thought about selling it when they died but as I had just split up from my long term girlfriend and needed somewhere to live it was ideal, also ideal was the fact that my company wanted to transfer to a new office 15 miles from the house and were willing to pay relocation expenses made it a no brainer. So here I am now mortgage free but partner and sex free as well.
10 minutes after getting a beer, sitting down and putting the TV on there was a knock on the door, "For Fucks sake, leave me alone," I thought as I trudged to the front door.
"Tommy Spark, how are you?" said the grey haired jolly lady in front of me.
It took a second and then "Mrs Harris, how lovely to see you," I said through gritted teeth.
You had probably worked out by now that my name is Tommy; I am 27 years old and single, 6ft 2inches tall with an average figure, no Adonis but not a bloater either. My visitor was Mrs Barbara Harris, my 65 year old neighbour, she was 5 ft 6inches tall and in my teenage years the subject of my thoughts during many a wanking session. She held herself very properly and had long legs which when she used to wear bikinis in the back garden in the summer, I used to dream were wrapped around me, her reminded me a bit of Helen Mirren and she was a UK size 12, so had bit of meat on her but she wasn't fat either, and she had a lovely pair of 36D breasts, I checked her bra on the laundry line one day when her and her husband were out. She normally wore very sensible older lady clothing but was always dressed smartly.
I softened and invited her in, "Call me Barbara, you are an adult now and actually I was going to invite you to ours as you have just moved in, we have cooked a large ham and there is too much potatoes and veg as usual," she said.
At this point I felt my stomach rumble and accepted gratefully, "You know," she said, "You coming back to live here as made all the local ladies go all of a flutter, you were always the most polite and handsome boy on the street."
I turned red and she linked her arm in mine as we walked to hers, inside was her husband Fred, he was always a miserable bastard and I never remembered him smiling. Also there were 2 other ladies that I remembered Mrs Jones and Mrs Brown.
Mrs Brown was a slight lady and always appeared to be nervous, she was just over 5ft tall and was tiny, she was probably in her early 50's, she died her hair red and always wore long dresses that covered her from desk to ankle so I never really knew her true figure, then there was Mrs Brown, she was 5ft 5in and a stunner, late 40's with the figure of a lady a lot younger, she also had a voice that could melt Scrooge's heart and give him a woody in seconds, well it always did to me anyway.
We chatted away as Barbara and misery guts laid the table, I was given lots of condolences on the loss of my parents in the car crash and invites to the 2 visiting ladies houses later in the week, I found out that Mrs Jones' name was Marjorie and she lost her husband a couple of years ago, Mrs Brown's name was Sally and was still married to Ernest.
I ended up sitting next to Barbara at the dinner table and we soon started chatting and after a few drinks her hand ended up on my thigh, this brought a lump to my groin, her husband didn't notice that her hand was now lightly stroking my thigh, I smiled at her and she patted my thigh and stopped stroking, I placed my hand on her thigh and started to stroke, she went red but opened her legs slightly. After a minute she abruptly got up and said "Dessert anyone? Tommy can you give me a hand please?"
I grabbed half of the plates and dishes on the table and carried them through to the kitchen, it was then I noticed her trousers were tight across her rather shapely bum and may have said a bit louder than I originally intended "Nice arse."
"Pardon, I didn't quite catch you said?" she asked.
I blushed and said "Nice arse."
She looked shocked and said "Well thank you Tommy, Fred doesn't pay me compliments any more."
"As I've had a bit to drink, I will say this; if you were my wife I would compliment you all the time and would always be trying to get into your knickers."
"Tommy, you can't say things like that, now let's keep this conversation between us," she replied, she got a large trifle from the fridge and asked me to get the bowls and spoons, we walked back into the dining room and asked me how much of her trifle did I want.
I got a few laughs with my reply of "Has much as you'll let me have."
Sally just said "I don't think he's talking about your trifle Sandra."
Fred glared at me as Sandra hit the back of my hand with the spoon she was holding. She used to do that 20 years ago if she caught me stealing her raspberries from her garden.
I pleaded innocence, "I just meant your lovely looking trifle," as I smiled at her, looking at her breasts in the lacy bra you could see through her white blouse. She saw where I was looking and smiled.
We finished the rest of dessert and drank a load more wine, I had the best evening for years with lots of laughter, Fred went to bed about 10 o'clock saying he had to be up early for golf and the rest of us ended up sitting on the sofas and I ended up sitting next to Barbara, at about 11 o'clock Sally and Marjorie said their goodbyes and staggered off down the road to their houses, I stood outside and made sure they both made it inside ok before going back inside to see Barbara.
She had picked up all the empty wine bottles and put them in the recycling bin, she was leaning back against the kitchen worktop when I got back in, she saw me walk back in and said "Thank you for cheering up what could have been a boring evening if Fred had got his way, I think he was annoyed that you stole his girls away from him, he always liked being centre of attention but you were tonight and the evening was a lot more fun for it"
"I really enjoyed it now do I get a cuddle before I go home?" I asked.
She held out her arms and we wrapped her arms around each other, I felt her nipples on my chest and I'm sure they got bigger as I rubbed her back, I know my cock was.
She must have felt it just before we separated as she glanced down at my jeans before looking me in the eye; I kissed her on the cheek and said "Goodnight Barbara, thank you for a lovely evening."
She kissed my cheek back and held my hand as we walked to the door, "Fred is away all day tomorrow and is not back until Sunday morning, fancy keeping an old lady company?"
"I would love to keep a beautiful lady company, can I come round about 5 ish, I've got a load of sorting to do before going back to work on Monday." I said.
A big smile crossed her face from ear to ear and I'm sure she did a little dance and clapped her hands together before saying "See you tomorrow."
I walked home and noticed as I unlocked my front door that she had waited by the front door, I blew her a kiss and she giggled, turned around and closed her door, I went straight to bed and didn't wake up until 9 the next morning.
I had a shower and got dressed into a t shirt and shorts and sorted out the boxes of stuff I brought with me, I set the mini gym up in the spare bedroom, took down some of the old pictures my parents had up and replaced them with some of my own, mowed the lawn, trimmed the hedge, spring cleaned the kitchen and then it didn't seem long until I noticed the time was 4:30, I hadn't eaten since last night and grabbed a packet of crisps before diving into the shower.
I knocked on Barbara's door at 5 to 5 and freshly showered and shaved, I had also put on some of my favourite Hugo Boss aftershave. I felt a bit under dressed in my polo shirt and jeans when she answered the door in a white blouse and black trousers; the blouse was made of silk and top 3 buttons were undone so it also showed a bit of cleavage, the trousers were thin cotton and seemed to be new.
I whistled when I took her all in and she laughed and said "this is just something I threw on."
She took my hand and led me into the lounge, we began by drinking tea and at 7 she cooked some scrambled egg on toast with salmon, it was delicious. We talked and talked and by 9 were sitting knee to knee on the sofa.
"You know," she said, "these past 2 evenings with you have been fun."
"I have really enjoyed them as well," I said as I held my arms out for hug.
Within a second she had buried her head in my shoulder and she was almost curled up on my lap. I wrapped my arms around her and she sighed contentedly. "Do you really think I've got a nice arse?" she asked after a minute.
"Most definitely," I replied, "I thought you were smoking hot when I was 14 and my opinion hasn't changed now either."
She lifted her head and kissed me on the corner of my mouth." You sure know how to make a lady feel good, where you did you get those lines from?" she asked.
"My heart," I replied, and started to stroke her hair, she stood up and went into the kitchen, I followed her in a minute later and she was crying, "What's up Barbara?" I asked and pulled her close to me.
She was sobbing into my polo shirt and then blurted out "Fred is having an affair, has been with different women over the years, I let it go because I have a comfortable life and I'm too old to start again, now I've met you and gone and got myself all worked up, I thought of you shagging me last night, I knew it could never happen because of the age difference and I wouldn't be any different to Fred then."
I lifted her chin and kissed her on the lips, "I would cut of my left testicle if it meant the chance to be with you," I said, "the man is a fool; he's got steak at home and is chasing burgers."